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Main Usay Yaad Karti Hoon
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Main Usay Yaad Karti Hoon
Main Usay Yaad Karti Hoon
Main Usay Yaad Karti Hoon
Jisay Soochti Hoon
Woh Mughay Yaad Karta Hai
Jisay Main Sochty Hoon
Main Kisay Sochty Hoon
Yeh To Mughay Bhi Nahin Pata
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May, 19 2010
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LOVE is the second
LOVE is the second mistake created by god..
ofcourse girls r the first..!!
but the fact is tht both r beautiful.!! ;-
Wen Does A Frnd
Wen Does A Frnd Bcum A Best Frnd????
Ans : Wen A Dialogue : I Care 4 U
Converts Into
Abey Oye!!
I’ll Kill U If U Don’t Care 4 Me ..!!
Yar Abi Tumhara Amma
Khan : Yar Abi Tumhara Amma
Ka Khansi Kaisa Hy?
Friend : Band Ho Gai Hy
Magar Sans Rok Rok K A Rahi Hy
Khan : Koi Bat Nai,Allah Kary Ga,
Wo Bi Band Ho Jay Ga
Once james bond
Once james bond hired a rickshaw n went 2 a place..
Driver: 12.50rs.
but bond gives him only 10rs
Driver: y only 10rs?
Bond:"DHAI ANOTHER DAY"! ;->
mill gaya... oyee mill gaya....
mill gaya...
oyee mill gaya....
oyee hoiyee mill gaya.....
oye oye mill gaya....
oye oye oye mill gaya....
lallaa dhomm mill gaya......
yeh sms perhnay walla aik or pagal mill gaya
Man 1 sitting wid dog.
Man 1 sitting wid dog.
Man 2:"ur dog bites"?
Man 1 :"no"
Man 2 sits and d dog bites!
Man 2 angrily."u said he doesnt bite"?
Man 1:"That is nt my dog".
What is a BEST and
What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
It is when your Girl Friend says "YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends."
ke 3 din select karta Hun
Makan Malik-Mai tumko kiraya dene
k liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hu
Std-Theek hai ji,
Main
Diwali
Holi
Or
Chrismas
ke 3 din select karta Hun
SACH KA SAMNA
SACH KA SAMNA Me Mat Jana.
10 LacS Jitne Par B Kuch Nahi Bachega.
30% TAX Me Jayega
or
Baki K 70%
DIVORCE Ka Vakeel le Jayega..
1 of the most funnie
1 of the most funniest and shortest joke u ever heard . . . .
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Next year Pakistan will export electricity!! :-D
Do u kno which
Do u kno which is D oldest animal in D world?
?
Give up?
?
?
Wel its,
Zebra-Coz its still in black and white
Job In Mobilink
Job In Mobilink
Send Ur Resume To
Mobilink.pk.com
Location Kharachi
Salary:25000 to 60000
Job Nature:
Mobile Tower Pe Beth K Kawo''n Ko Urana Hai . . . .
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