Main Usay Yaad Karti Hoon

Main Usay Yaad Karti Hoon
Main Usay Yaad Karti Hoon
Jisay Soochti Hoon
Woh Mughay Yaad Karta Hai
Jisay Main Sochty Hoon

Main Kisay Sochty Hoon
Yeh To Mughay Bhi Nahin Pata
  

May, 19 2010     153 chars (1 sms)     3029 views       Funny

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Sitting In The Examination Hall Holding The Question Paper In Hand And Telling Urself

“MAN DON”T WORRY. . . EXAMS CAN B POSTPONED” ;->
Banta-Kya Hua,Ye Mitti Kyun Khod Raha Hai?

Santa-Dadaji Ne Bola Mene Unka Nam Mitti Me Mila Diya,

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1 Shadi MeiN
DulhAn Ka Phle
ManGetr Bhi SaJ
DhaJ K AyA Hua Tha

Ksi Ny Pocha K
Kia Ap DuLha
hO?

Usny kaha

Nhi Me Semi
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Gya Tha
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Shair Arz Kia Hy
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Khushi Milain tumhain Har Qadam Ba Qadam





Khushi Milain tumhain Har Qadam Ba Qadam












Khuda Ki Qasam Shair Khatam ... ;->
Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!


best shair written on a rickshaw !

"Hino Ka Baap,
Nissan Ka Nana..


Yeh Rickshaw Chala Raha Hai Pathan Deewana..." :-D
...
Wo mujhe keh k chali gai GO TO HELL



But pApPu keh raha hai...

AAL IZ WELL..!
AAL IZ WELL..! ;->
Tum Sari Dunya
se Hut k ho,
Tumhari Guftagu
Tumhara Style



Tumhara Sub Kuch


Sub se HuT ker hy


Isi Liye Tumhen Dekhtey he Dil kehta hy


ChaL HuT . . . ;->
Aik rikshaw ke peche likha tha k
"SAWAN KA INTAZAR HAI"
Peche se aik truck aya or rikshaw ko ora dia(hit kia) or us ke peche likha tha
"AYA SAWAN JHOOM KE".


A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.
Behind every successful man,
There is a woman...
And
Behind every unsuccessful man,
There are two.....