lahore walo

lahore walo
Lah0re waaaaaaalllllooooooooo.
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Mera agla target 14 feb hy
Hahahaaahahhha….:P
From
Rehman Malik…:-P
  

Aug, 16 2013     117 chars (1 sms)     3046 views       Funny

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Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.

He asks, “How’s the situation?”

He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out,
hope to get another 7 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!”..:-P


Interviewr: Kya Ap Abhi Tak kanwari Hain?

Actress Meera:G Nahi Main Abhi Tak Unmarried Hoon.
Padhai sirf do wajah se hoti hai?
ek
shauk se
aur
ek khauf se
Shauk hume he nahi
aur
Khauf to hame
kisi ka bhi nahi he

To Jiyo bindas...
"zardari k liye Mazmoon"

ap 1970 May Peda Huay,
Aap Ne bgairti Ki Ibtedai Taleem
Apne Mohallay Se Shru Ki Or ala taleem
ek naam war Daku se le..
Jab Dakait hone Ka Certificate Hasil Kia
To Aap ne hakoomat k khazanay ko lootne
k plan bananay shuru kr diyay
Or Phir Benazir se shadi Kar
K Aap Ne Profesional
Bgairti ka aghaz kia aur 10% mashoor ho gaye
Na jane kaisay kurse-e- sidarat
pe aa behte aur loot loot k
apna naam takreebn
100% mashoor kr liya.
MATHAMETICAL POEM.Hum to na 3 me hain na 13 me,Hum se Q 5,7 karte ho,9,2,11 kar k hum ko,Chup k oron se bat karte ho,302 lage gi tum ko,Qatl ki wardat karte ho,420 hai vo jis k liy,Zulf lehra k rat karte ho..!
Musibat ka Syrup ho tum,
Tension ka Capsule ho tum,
Aafat k Injection ho tum,
Per kya keren Jhelna parta hai, kyon k DOSTI ka Oxygen ho tum.
Sardar to doctor:
"mein susu subah 6 buje karta hon & poty 7 buje"
Docter:"tu es mein problem kya hai"?
Sardar :"oo jee meri ankh 8 buje khulti hai"
''Do Lover Park Mai Bethe Chips Kha Rahe The Ankhon Mai Ankhen Daal K,

Girl Sharma K:
Ap Itne Ghor Se Kiya Dekh Rahe Ho?

Boy: Thoro Thoro Kha
"Bukhi"..''

There Are Two Types
Of Women

1 - Without Whom You
Can''t Live (Every
Boyfriend Thinks So)


2 - With Whom You
Can''t Live (Every
Husband Thinks So ) ;->



Pakistan investigatios aur Scotland
Yard ki nakami k baad Banazir Bhutto
murder case ab Sony t.v ki CID team
ko de dia gaya hy,

Umeed hy k
Ab ye case ek ghante mein hal ho jaye ga ... ;->
Shair:Arz kia hai



Pathan Irshad irshad.


Shair:Arz kai hai.


Pathan:Irshad irshad.



Shair:Abey Kamine bolne
To do






Pathan:Wah Wah Wah
Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai

beautiful beautiful"

aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai

" aprilfool, aprilfool "