lahore walo

lahore walo
Lah0re waaaaaaalllllooooooooo.
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Mera agla target 14 feb hy
Hahahaaahahhha….:P
From
Rehman Malik…:-P
  

Aug, 16 2013     117 chars (1 sms)     2236 views       Funny

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''If you think there is good in everybody, you haven''t met everybody.''


"Every woman needs a husband
because everyday every minute.....
Something goes wrong which
she can''t blame on
God or Government." =P =D
Aao Aaj Hum Wada Karain K




Zindagi Bhar Pyar Karenge




Wafa Karenge




Mohabbat Karenge




Sirf Aur Sirf















Pakistan Se ;->
The Two

Dangerous

Weapons In The World

Other Than Nuclear Bomb ...

1) A Girl''s Smile

2) A Girl''e Tears ...
Ye ladki bhi ek ajeeb paheli hai,
kabhi teri to kabhi ye meri saheli hai,
paise kharcho to kahti hai darling i love you,
nahi to sorry brother who are you.
A girl askd her boyfrnd: "Wat do u like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"





He looked at her frm top to toe and replied:"I like ur sense of humour.." :P
Degrees Of Girl!!

B.A= Beautiful Angel,

B.E= Beautiful Eyes

B.sc= Beautiful Structure

B.L= Beautiful Lips,

MBA= Marriad But Available.
Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce
Court
Judge said, "and I''ve decided to give your wife $775 a week."
"That''s very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now
and then
I''ll try to send her a few bucks myself." ;->
height of change...!
Are u a high scoring student?




Bored of getting good marks?




Try enginering



Marks se no marks



fark dekhiye sirf 6 mahino mein
World''s Shortest Horror Story by Martin Garner contains only the following lines

"When the world''s Last Man was alone in his
room,the door was knocked"...
shakalaka baby

shakalaka baby

kapade dhoye dhoby....

shakalaka baby

shakalaka baby

hum sab khaye gobi......;->
1 Boy:Yar larkion ko “I love you”
kehnay ki sub se achi jaga kon si hai?
2 boy:Mazaar
1Boy:woh kion?
2boy:kion k wahan unke paon mein chappal nahin hoti.