lahore walo

lahore walo
Lah0re waaaaaaalllllooooooooo.
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Mera agla target 14 feb hy
Hahahaaahahhha….:P
From
Rehman Malik…:-P
  

Aug, 16 2013     117 chars (1 sms)     2463 views       Funny

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By All Means Marry


If U Get A Gud Wife


U’ll Become Happy


&


If U Get A Bad One


U’ll Become A Philospher . . . ;->
agar tum merey khwab mein aa jayo to kya ho?


Ho hee nahee sakta k tum merey khwab mein aayo,"kyun k meinein khwabon par b SPAM ALERT lagwaya huwa hai"
(Astagfe ru llah)
Walking on hillside, Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: Are you ok?
Santa: Fine thanks!
Banta: Did you break anything?
Santa: No, theres nothing down here!
Jani Plz Snd 10 Rupes.Jaldi












100 M Sy
90 Peple Is SMS Ko
Pura Prhy ßina Rpl Krngy

Snd It
2ur Frndz N Check
Hw Many Send
Jtne Paise Milenge Adhe Mere
A Wife Hit Her Husband Wid Frying Pan

Husband: Wht''s Dat 4 ?

Wife: I Found A Paper In Ur Pocket, Wid d Name "Jenny" On It

Hsband: I Playd RACE Last Week n "Jenny" Was d Name Of My ''Horse''

Wife: Sory !

Next Day Wife Hit Him Agn

Hsband: Wht''s Dat 4?

Wife: Ur ''Horse'' On d Phone An Hour Ago ... ;->
Democratic Difference B/w USA & PAKISTAN ...

IN USA .. U can Kiss at public Places but can''t shit .

In PAKISTAN .. U can shit in public places but can''t kiss . :)


The best way to
releave stress is

To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud ...



























"Bhaar Main Jaye
Company ..." ;->
Molvi;muje wife k liya
brazier chahiay.


Shopkeeper;size kai hai?

Molvi ;size to maloom nahi, per us k purani brazier se meri 2 topiy ban gai hain.->
Lakho log mohabat karte hai,

Shayad hum un jaise nahi.

Dikhane ke liye hum bhi

bana sakte haiTAJ-MAHAL,

Magar MUMTAZ ko marne de

hum vo SHAHJAHAN nahi.
Teacher:Who Was The 1st Man?

Student:Adam.

Teacher:N The 1st Woman?

Student: Umm..Madam.
ASIF ALI ZARDARI K BAAD KON SADAR BANEY GA...

SOCHO

SOCHO

AUR SOCHO

NAHIN MALOOM?

CHALO ME BATATA HUN



REHMAN DAKAIT.. :-)
Aik sardar k ghar k bahir name plate lagi the
jis pe likha tha -wife.MSC aur husband Fsc.

aik aadmi ne sardar se pocha sardar gi
aap ki bivi ne kis subject mein Msc ki hai?

aur aap k Fsc mein konsy subjects thy?

sardar bola subjectan da ty meno pata nehin.
name plate da matlb aa
Msc.mother of seven children aur
Fsc .father of seven children... =P ;->