sonehri baat

“SONEHRI BAAT”
“NAIKI” Kar K Aisy bhool jaaya
Karo
Jaisay
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“Shadi” Kr k Muskrana Bhol jaaty Hain..

Aug, 16 2013 101 chars (1 sms) 2647 views Funny

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Jab Tum Makeup Kerti Ho Bilkul Reema Lagti Ho

Jab Tum Makeup Kerti Ho
Bilkul Reema Lagti Ho

Wah Wah

Jab Tum Makeup Kerti Ho
Bilkul Reema Lagti Ho

Jab Makeup Nahi Kerti Ho Tou
Sahfqat Cheema Lagti Ho ...

Aaap main say

Aaap main say har koi nashta karta hoga, har koi anda(egg) bhi subha subha khata hoga.......
agar aap ki mom kisi din aap say aakar yeh kahain k
egg main say ek memon nikla hai tou hairan na hoeay ga kyun k jarasim or memon har jaga hote hain.

tu hay harjai to apna bhi

Tu Hay Harjai To Apna Bhi Yehi Toar Sahi . . . ! !

Tu Nahin Aur Sahi, Aur Nahin, Aur Sahi . . . ;->

"Think of the Day"

"Think of the Day"

Agar aik Army Person:Minister, President, Vice Chancler, Governor etc ban sakta hay to phir

Aik Civlian, Core Comandr, General or Chief A.Staff kyoun nahi ban sakta...

''Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat

''Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat
Sweet words r nice 2 say
But sweet people r really hard 2 find
My goodness, how da hell did u manage 2 find me!''

1 Dulha Apnay Dost Se Shadi

1 Dulha Apnay Dost Se Shadi

K Din:Yar Koi Aise Baat Btao Jo

Main Apni Bewi Se Jatay He Kahon

To Wo Hearan Ho Jaey.

Dost:Tum Jatay He Apni Biwi Ko Talak Dy Dena!

Agar dantttooon k Doctor

Agar dantttooon k Doctor ko Daant mein dard ho to wo kahan jaye gha?

Arrey yaar Zahir hai k wo kissi doctor k pass to jaye gha naheen kyun k ussey achcha khasa experience hota hai, To reh ghaya mein to merey paass hee aaye gha na.

Why Did Lady Throw

Why Did Lady Throw Out Her Mother-In-Law?
Because
Baba Ramdev (Yoga walay) Said
“Apni Saans Ko Bahar Nikalo..!!”

Ur Eyes Patakha.

Ur Eyes Patakha.

Ur lips Rocket

Ur ears Chingari

ur smile Phuljari

Ur style Anaar

ur personilty Bomb

Beta Nikal le

I''m Coming with candle

''Bhehar ki gali main paan ki dukan, Devdas ne

''Bhehar ki gali main paan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan, Khake paan Paro bolI "Shukriya Bhai Jan"''

Dentist''s Advice on Secret of Good Health:

Dentist''s Advice on Secret of Good Health:

Alwys treat your toothbrush like a b0yfriend.
Dont let anybody else use it & get a new 1 every 3 months.! B-)

TU JH SY KRTA HUN MULAQAAT SMITNY K

TU JH SY KRTA HUN
MULAQAAT SMITNY K
LEYE!

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TUJH SY MIL TA HUN TO KUCH OR BIKHER SA JATA HUN?

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