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Aug, 16 2013     101 chars (1 sms)     3586 views       Funny

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Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai

beautiful beautiful"

aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai

" aprilfool, aprilfool "
You Can Control Ur Breath But Not Death,
U Can Control Ur Life But Not Ur Wife,
U Can Control Ur Emotion But Not Ur


"`Loose Motion`"


Bruce Lee''s
Favorite
Vegetable=Mu-Lee
Festival=Diwa-Lee
Actres=Sona-Lee
Music=Qawa-Lee
Film=Coo-Lee
Animal=Bil-Lee
Brain=Urs
Why ?













Kha-Lee ... ;->
Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!
Din Ko Karo
YA
Raat Ko Karo


Ander Karo
YA
Bahir Karo


Beth Ker Karo
YA
Leat Ker Karo


Bed Per Karo
YA
Kursi Per Karo


Piyar Se Karo
YA
Ghusse Se Karo


Neend Main Karo
YA
Hosh Main Karo


1 Bar Karo
YA
2 Bar Karo


"Kerna Tu Hai"
--sMs-- YaaR..

Jaisay maRze hai waisay kaRo... ;->
It''s MOONSOON
&
I''m Sure... U must Be Very Happy
U Must B Feelimg Like Goimg Out.. Drench.... Sing Songs ........... Splash Water & Find Sum 1 Special.....

RyTe..???


Isn''t It.....???




Every Frog Feels De Same.... ;->
Ali Rides A Cycle Very Very Very Very Fast Suddenly He Stops Y?
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Because He Reaches His House
1.Do you feel lazy to get up early in the morning ?

2.Does a book work as a sleeping pill?

3.Attend classes only for attendance?
...
4.see the calendar for holidays ?

5.cell in place of a pen ?

If the above is happening with u..
congratulations!

U r a perfect student ;-)
''meri yaad aye: yaad karo.
Zyada aye : sms Karo.
Ussey zyada aye : phone karo
Ussey bhi zyada aye to millo
ager ussey bhi zyada aaye to ..
plz jhoot bolna band karo''
5 hi-tech sardar''s inventions

Waterproof towel

Solar powerd tourch

Book on how to read

Pedal powerd wheelchair

Umbrella with holes to see its raining,:-
Man saw a snake on bed of his Mother-in-law.

Man to snake: Meri saas ko das lay.
Snake: Abay Kya das lay? Main esi say to apna zehar recharge karwata hon.

Kid- Teacher, Can I Go
To Bathroom ?

Teacher- Yes, But
Only After Reciting The
Alphabates !

Kid- Ok !
"A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,
M,N,O,
Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z !"

Teacher- Where Is "P" ?

Kid- Its Running
Down My Leg !!
Plz Let Me Go To The
Bathroom ... ;->