sonehri baat

“SONEHRI BAAT”
“NAIKI” Kar K Aisy bhool jaaya
Karo
Jaisay
Log
“Shadi” Kr k Muskrana Bhol jaaty Hain..

Aug, 16 2013 101 chars (1 sms) 3205 views Funny

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Never tell a lie to anyone about his love(That he is gonna die), May your this lie Cause a person to Heart Attack or even death.

Do You wana be cause of anyone''s Death, if not then stop April Fooling

Bush ka “Kutta” bush se roth gaya,

Bush ka “Kutta” bush se roth gaya,
Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya,

Dobtay howay bola ab aur zulm nahin sahain gay,
Eg ghar mai 2 2 nahin rahain gay…:D

modern dictionary

Modern Dictionary:

*Muhbt:Jske Dam Se Restaurants Abad Hain.

*Talib-E-Ilm:Mustqbl Ka Be Rozgar Tabqa.

*Parda:Jse Khawaten Khirki Pe Dalti Hain.

*Kitab:Wqt Zaya Krne Ka Zaria.

*Dil:Bgher Operation K B Ksi Ko Dye Jaskte Hain.

*College: Tafre Gah,

*University: Lover Se Milne Ki Jagah... =P ;->

Q:What Are The Two R

Q:What Are The Two Reasons Why Women Don''t Mind Thier Own Business?

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1=>NO MIND
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2=>No Business..:->

Sir 2 Student

Sir 2 Student

What Is D Similarity B/w Girlfrnd N Mobile ???

Student:- Sir Both R

Diconnected Wen

There Is

"No Currency"

Biscuit walay ka love letter..

Biscuit walay ka love letter..

Dear MARIE!
2day is GOODDAY.
U have Krack''jacked my little heart.
Now im in 50-50 position.
Plz dont play Hide n Seek..
Tumhara TigeR... ;->

Ek Ghar mai Twins Paida

Ek Ghar mai Twins Paida Huye to Saas Ne Kaha :

Mubarik Hoo Bhala Batao ...Hamari Duniya k Halat Daikh kar BAchay Bhi Duniya Mai Akele Ane Se Dartay Hain

A famous Russian quote:

A famous Russian quote:

“never trust a crying woman and a smiling man, both are extremly dangerous”

it’s true!

see crying Veena Malik;’(

smiling Zardari:)

Its God''s responsibility

Its God''s responsibility to forgive the Terrorist Organizations.

Its our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god.

PaKisTan Armed Forces ;->

It Is Very Easy

It Is Very Easy
2 Eat Sweet Chocolates
Speak Sweet Words
Watch Sweet Dreams
But
Its Very Difficult
2 Find
A Sweet Person
But
I Salute U

Tusi Menu Lab e Lya ... ;->

Woh PYAR hi kya,

Woh PYAR hi kya, jisme JUDAAI na ho.......
Woh ISQH hi kya,jisme LADAAI na ho......
Woh DIL hi kya, jisme DARD na ho........
Aur woh MOBILE hi kya, jisme mera SMS na ho.....!!

Once in a jungle all

Once in a jungle all the animals were eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA
But girraffe was not eating. Why?
Because Oonche log oonchi pasand MANIKCHAND

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