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Aug, 16 2013     101 chars (1 sms)     2896 views       Funny

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A Small Advice.
































Dont Press The Mobile Like This.
It Wil Damage Ur Keypad!
can u think k 2+5=11 kaise aya???




nahi maloom???



thora orr damagh laraoo




no??



abhi be nahi?




ok let me tell u k kaise aya...




''''''GHALTI SE''''''...


(Surah: NISA Ayat:86)

"Aur Jab Koi Tumhen Dua Salam
Kary To Usko Us Se Behtar Dua
Do Ya Phr Usi Tarah K Alfaz Keh Do".

Biggest Mystery of Maths:


1000s of years passed,

Millions of theorems derived,

Crores of formulas made,

But stil...




X is unknown!!!
What Has One Horn
And Gives Milk ... ???


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Its A Milk Truck ... ;->
Ven Tears Cums Out Of Ur Eyes
Reason Is U r Sad

Ven U Smile
Reason Is U r Happy

But Ven Start Laughing While Crying




No Need 2 Tell D Reason




Sab Pagal He Kahenge ;->
urdu ki book main likhaa hay





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yahaan thori urdu ki book main likha hay
Girls are like Internet domain names..

the ones I like are already taken!
Sincere Pray To Allah:

(O Allah ! I Do Not Ask A Thing For Me,

Just Send To My Parents A Personalated Beautiful And Good Looking Daughter_In_Law) ;->

Ameeen.
Smile is the sec0nd best thing U can d0 with yr lips...

Of c0urse U kn0w the first 0ne :)

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Its keeping ur m0uth shut !! :D
Good friendship doesn''t mean you have to see and talk to each other everyday, its all about being there in times of one''s need. I''m here just a text away.
Make for me a place within your heart
On which I can depend. For only you
Touch the ancient wellsprings of my tears,
Home through all the wanderings of my years,
Eden that no other can renew,
Root I cannot rend through rage or art.