aaj jo kuch ho jaye mein naheen

aaj jo kuch ho jaye mein naheen
aaj jo kuch ho jaye mein naheen rukoon gha, jo sach mein mein bata doon gha,




yehi k mein apni gf sey friendship naheen tordna chahta
  

May, 17 2010     141 chars (1 sms)     3432 views       Funny

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Best error message of the century.....!!!!

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Nargis ne ek school mai urdu teaching start ki aur 1st day hi us ko nikal diya
Nargis to students: parho
Alif, bay, pay, tay
way gujra way way gujra way.
''Allah kisi ko mobile na de,
Agar de to usme sms ka system na de.
System de to balance naa de,
Agar balance de
to 10-12 sms karne ka hosla bhi de.''
Laado De Lashkare Jag Mag Kapre Sare!

O Laado Sabun...
O Laado Sabun...
















Ye Comercial BREAK Tha

Now

U Continue Ur Work Jo Kr Rahe Thay ;->
Assalam T Alaikum!

Do U Want 2 Listen The Latest News?















Tu Radio Sun Chawala
Very important health tips only for u.
dont eat
pizzas,samosay dahi baray,ice cream,chocolate,

&
sandwich
.
.
.
WITHOUT
ME,,
1 day i went 2 ZOO.So many animals wre there
(>. .<)
"v"
Mouse
(@v@)
( "=" )
Owl
o(o¿o)o
(!)''(!)
Monkey
(@¿@)
"(<>)"
HayAllah! Tusi v?
1 Admi Ko Naddi K Us Par Jana Tha.
Aata Piswany
To Bataho Wo Kis Tarha Jai Ga.

















Jahel Soch Kya Raha Hai Aate Ko Piswate Hai Kya.

SHORT and SWEET SAYING :

"Nobody
In
This
World
Is
Rich
Enough
To
Throw
Away
A
Friend.."
Can A Kangaroo Jump

Higher Than A Effiel Tower?


Ans:
Yes Bcoz
D Effiel Tower
Cannot jump
# Bhikari Pathan Sy!
Mujhy Khaany Ko Kuch Mill Sakta Hai.

Pathan: Kal Ki Roti Kha Lo Gy?
bhikari: G Han Bilkul.

Pathan: Acha To Phir Kal Time Se Aa Jana... ;->
Lo meri girfriend ka
foto dekhoo,









Aage karo





Thoda&aage





Dikhi







Nahi dikhi























"KAMENAY"






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