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May, 17 2010
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Jis Tarah
Jis Tarah
Ghibat Amal Ko Kha Jati Hai,
Neyki Badi Ko Kha Jati Hai,
Gussa Aqal Ko Khajata Hai,
Or Jhoot Rizq Ko,
Usi Tarah
Zardari Pakistan Ko Kha Jayega!!
jab se sardi ki hui hai pehli baarish
Jab Se Sardi ki Hui Hai Pehli Baarish,
Jism main Muslasal ho gai Hai Kharish,
Kuch Machcharon, Khatmaloon ki Bhi Hai Wajah,
Begum ne Bistra Alag Karney Ki, kee Hai Guzarish. :-)
funny
Pathan Ne Maulana Ko Bohat Maara, Kisi Ne Pocha Kyun Maara. PATHAN: Ye Kehta He Tamam Muslman Jannat k Mazay Lenge, Janat Hamara Bewi Ka Naam Hai..
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AAP KI PYAR KARNE KI
UMER GUZAR CHUKI
HAI PLZ !!!
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Hi Agar Aap Dunya Main
Hi
Agar Aap
Dunya Main
Kamyaabi Hasil
Krna Chahtey
Ho Tou
Mehnat Karo
Button Dabane Se Kuch Nahi Hota … ;->
2 sardaron ko 2 bomb milay...
2 sardaron ko 2 bomb milay...
1 sardar: chal police ko de atay hain.
2nd sardar: agar koi bomb rastay main phat gaya to?
1 sardar: jhoot bol deinge k 1 hi mila tha.
Santa child
Santa child - mere papa bahut darpok hain.
Banta child - how?
Santa child - jab bhi road cross karten hain, meri ungli pakar lete hain
''Shayar hun main aawara math samajhna,
''Shayar hun main aawara math samajhna,
logon ko hasaane wala hun joker math samajhna,
pati hun apni biwi ka kisi aur ka math samajhna,
agar yeh dekh kar aap hasey to mujhey shabashi de dena,
nahi hasey to ek aam shayar hun ghalib math samajh lena''
physics teacher now
PHYSICS TEACHER: Now
As You All Know The
Law Of Gravity Explains
Why V Stay On Earth ... !
PAPPU: but Sir!
Where Did People Stay
Before The Law Was
Passed ? ;->
Meri taraf se tmko
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Meri taraf se tmko Ye kenchi gift.yeh lo aur Logo ki Jaib kato or sms k Lye Paise jama karo
Life has so much 2
Life has so much 2 teach us,1 famous Chinese poet said
“Sifgliyo chi chongloma cyona sung una sevol ping pinago ching”
Really touching na?
I almost cried;->
60 saAL pehLe CandLe
60 saAL pehLe CandLe Light DiNNer Sirf AmeEr Log kEr sAkte thAy,
MagAr Ab poorAy MuLk ki AwAm ko yE SAhuLAt MuyAsSur hy
Farq to pArA hy..
GEO MUSHARRAF . . . ;->
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