aaj jo kuch ho jaye mein naheen

aaj jo kuch ho jaye mein naheen rukoon gha, jo sach mein mein bata doon gha,

yehi k mein apni gf sey friendship naheen tordna chahta

May, 17 2010 141 chars (1 sms) 2344 views Funny

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In 1 year, 12 months,

In
1 year,
12 months,
48 weeks,
365 days & nights,
8760 hrs,
52560 min,
3153600 sec
sirf Aap ko hi yaad kiya.

Aur sirf 2mins lagay is jhoot ko type karney mein... ;->

I am missing U.

I am missing U.

I am missing U.

I am missing U.

Don''t believe!

See I am on journey and u r not with me, it means u r missing.

Wada karo K tum Apni Zindgi

Wada karo
K tum
Apni
Zindgi
ki Har
Cheez
Mujhse
Share
Karoge,

Khushi

Gham

Dukh

Sukh

Or

Yahan
Tak k.!

Even

Apnay mobile ka balance bhi...! :->

mhari Life M

Tmhari Life M 1 Aisi Larki Aygi
Jo Srf Tmhari Hogi Tm Us Se Be Had Pyar Krogy
Tm 2no Ki Muhbt Bemisal Hogi
Tm Use Kiss Krogy Jb Wo Krib Akr Kahegi

Papa:->

maalkin apki purani sarhee muje nai chaiye

Nokrani:Maalkin apki purani sarhee muje nai chaiye.

Malkin: Kyun?

Nokrani:Apki saree pehenne k bad sahab

"Aap"Ko samajh k mere paas b nai aate.

''Woh Kya Hane Mere Dil Pe kya Guzri Us Waqt "FARAZ"

''Woh Kya Hane Mere Dil Pe kya Guzri Us Waqt

"FARAZ"

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Jab Usne Meri Taraf Dekha Aur Boli,

Excuse Me!

Ye Naak Wala Rumaal Aapka Hai? :-)''

Mariz-Dr.sahab

Mariz-Dr.sahab meri problem ye hai ki main khud ko Bhgwaan samjhta hun.

Dr.-Aisa kabse hai?

Mariz-Jabse maine ye duniya banaai...

Parhai karo fail hone se mat daro larkiyan chero

Parhai karo
fail hone se mat daro
larkiyan chero
badnami se mat daro
her larki ko propose karo
Inkar se na daro
Kyunki
GEETA main likha
hai
karam karo
Phal ki chinta mat karo.......

ankhon mein ansoo dil bekrar hai,

ankhon mein ansoo dil bekrar hai,

arrey aaj to yaad na aa, k aaj itwar hai

''"Aisa aadmi jo ghalti pe

''"Aisa aadmi jo ghalti pe ho or Maafi mang lay wo "AQALMAND"

"aisa shakhs jo ghalti pe na ho mgr phr b Maafi mang lay wo,
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"Husband:-D"''

Sardar: "Is mirror ki kya guarantee hei?"

Sardar: "Is mirror ki kya guarantee hei?"

Shopkeeper: "Aap isko 100 floor se nichy girao ye mirror 99 floor tak nahi tootega."

Sardar: "Wow! Pack it..."

do u know how a

Do U Know?

How A Normal Person Becomes Abnormal?

How A Person Bears His Insult With Smiling Face?

How A Person Laughs And Weeps With No Reason?

How A Person Is Blackmailed To Study?

How A Person Becomes Old In The Teen Age?

Join...

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"PAKISTAN"

"NAVY" =P ;->

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aaj jo kuch ho jaye mein naheen

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