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The most rommantic country of the world?
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The most rommantic country of the world?
The most rommantic country of the world?
The most rommantic country of the world?
guess!
pakistan
u know y?
har raat candle light dinner :-)
(thanks to W.A.P.D.A & KESC)
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Karachi main Loadshading k khilaf EHTAJAJ
Karachi main Loadshading k khilaf EHTAJAJ karte hoye.
LONDON wale Peer Sahab ne apne ghar ki Lights pura 1 mint tak OFF rakhein.
Teachr 2 Students:
Teachr 2 Students:
Wht Wil U Do Wid A
1000Rs. Lying On d
Floor? Wil U Keep It?
Student: Not @ All
Teachr: V.Gud Thn
Wht Wil U Do ?
Studnt: I''ll Spend It ... ;->
Kya tm urr sktay ho?
Kya tm urr sktay ho?
Kya pahaar utha sktay ho?
Kya tm buildng tor sktay ho?
Nai na?
Beta srf shakl bndr jasi hone se koi "hanumaan" nahi ban jata
Pathan Ko CHirag Milla
Pathan Ko CHirag Milla
Chirag Ragra , Jin Nikla ... Jin Ne Kaha 3 Wishes Batao
Pathan
1 : Aik Bara Bangla hooo
2 : Us Main Me Khub Dolat MAnd log Ho
3 : Mujhe Isme CHOWKIDAR lagwadoooo :D :D
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Agar
SmS nhi ker sakte tu
Mobile bech k
Gubara
Khreed lo*...''''
During a mArAthon...
During a mArAthon...
A persOn felL in tHe ditCh aNd stiLl cAme 1st..!
hOw??
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.
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cOz eVeRy 1 said
''''aa pOpat,pOpat''''...
so he becAme a pOpAt aNd flEw AwAy...!
And cAme 1st..!
Mere Mehboob Ki Shaadi Raqeeb
Mere Mehboob Ki Shaadi Raqeeb Se Ho Gayi
DUKH IS BAAT KA NAHI
Dono Ne Mujhe Jalane K Liye Shaadi Pe Bulaya
DUKH IS BAAT KA NAHI
Wo Khushiyan Manate Rahe
DUKH IS BAAT KA NAHI
Meri Mohabbat Ka Khoon Ho Gaya
DUKH IS BAAT KA NAHI
Duk Tou Is Baat Ka Hai
K
Wahan
Mujhe
PEPSI Nahi Mili ? :(
Jo Eid wale din roza rakhe
Jo Eid wale din roza rakhe wo Shaitan hy.
Aur
Jo Rozay wale din Eid manaye?
Aray Sahi Pehchana
Wo Pathan hy ... =P ;)
''Girl to Doctor:
''Girl to Doctor:
Last time Aap ne Mera Abortion Kiya,
To Aap BLADE Ander Bhool Gaye Thy.
Mere 10 Dost na Mard ho Gaye,
8 k Khoon Nikal Aaya
Aur
19 ki Ungliyan Cut Gaien. :-D''
Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua.
Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua.
Wo udas ho gaya.
Banta : Yaar udas kion ho?
Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.
Uski Yaad Main Khaana
Uski Yaad Main Khaana Peena Chorr Diya "Pappu" . . . .
Phir Socha
"Khaonga Nahe To ßarra Kaise Hunga. . . . ;->
"~"loVe"~"
"~"loVe"~"
Starts Frm Eyes,
Grows With Gifts,
Ends With Tears
But 2day
''''loVe"
Starts Frm Mobiles,
Grows Wd Balance Share,
Ends Wd
Number Buzy;)
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