Heer says to Raanjha:

Heer says to Raanjha:
Ki Hasil Kitta Way Mayn Teri Heer Ban K

Raanjha says:
Bandriye!
Mayn Kera Raanjha ban k S.P lag gaya wan???

May, 17 2010 136 chars (1 sms) 2698 views Funny

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the day i will die and go out of ur life

the day i will die and go out of ur life

then

buy some nice & butiful flowers 4 my grave from the money

u r saving by not sending sms 2 me

A man walks into

A man walks into a barber shop and asks; "how much for a hair cut?" The barber said $12.50. The man asks; "and how much for a shave?" The barber said $1.50. The man then says SHAVE IT ALL.

''In Sardiyon Main

''In Sardiyon Main Romance Acha Nahi FARAZ...

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Geezar(Geyser) Tera Kharab Hai Kuch To Khayal Kar...!''

Pakistan me shadiyan walden k marze se hote hen

Pakistan me shadiyan walden k marze se hote hen

Is leye dulhe k leye dulhan
surpriz hote he,
Ghongat utane k bad

ya ashwariya...

Ya

Jysoria ;->

A man''s silence

A man''s silence can break a woman''s

heart into a thousand pieces while a

woman''s silence can give a man a thousand moments of peace! ;->

aik molvi ki bivi marr gai

Aik molvi ki bivi marr gai,
wo khusray se kehnay laga k alaan kerdo.
khusra mike k aghay ja kar kehnay laga
"haijjmalo pao luddi.
molvi di marr
gai Ae buddi":-)

boysir ap apni beti

Boy:Sir Ap Apni Beti Ki
Shadi Mjh Sy Kr De''n
Me Ap ko Us k Wazn k
Brabar Sona Dunga
Sir:Mjhy Wqt Do
Boy:Sochny k Liye?
Sir:Nhi Beti Ka Wazan
Brhane k Liye ;->

happy 1st january

*@Happy 1st JANUARY@*

Aaj k din Quaid-e-Azam porey 7 din k ho gaye thay... =P =D

1 Larkay ko kia chaiye?

1 Larkay ko kia chaiye?

1 Larki jo Pyar de

1 Larki jo acha khana banaye

1 larki jo paisa kamaye

Aur aisa naseeb ke tino larkiyaan ek dusre se mill na sakaye

PAKISTAN Me Hua Hun

Ek Bacha Paida Hotay He
Nurse Se bola

LIGHT AARAHI HAI?

Nurse: No

Bacha Bola:
Oh Shit

PAKISTAN Me Hua Hun.. ;->

Izzat bachane ka naya tareeqa ..

Izzat bachane ka naya tareeqa ..

Ek larka apne dost k sath khara tha k Wahan se ek larki guzri,

Us ne us larki ko ishara kiya aur aankh mari,

Jawab mein larki ne us larke ko Lanat de di ..

Wo larka apne dost se bola:
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Bechari 5 baje miline ka keh rahi hai magar main jaonga he nahi... ;->

I live by Faith,

I live by Faith, not by my sight.So whether i See u! or not,
Iknow U R still the same :)
A sweet old friend of mine....
With no chance of improvement! =)

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