Heer says to Raanjha:

Heer says to Raanjha:
Heer says to Raanjha:
Ki Hasil Kitta Way Mayn Teri Heer Ban K

Raanjha says:
Bandriye!
Mayn Kera Raanjha ban k S.P lag gaya wan???
  

May, 17 2010     136 chars (1 sms)     3022 views       Funny

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Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
ALLAH ne
tmhain paida kya k
tm uski ibadat
karo
Rozey rakho
Namaz parho
Quran parho
Uska Zikr karo
Deeni kitabain parho
Per tm

SMS Par rahe ho
SHARAM KARO....
All i want you is to be courageous
Be calm and
be self equipped with facts and figures
to conquer this exams battle.

I wish you is best of luck in your exams
3 gift from govt pakistan
on NEW year 2008





1.Gas band

2.Bijli band

3.Atta band



Agr ap chahte ho k awam ki
gand b band ho jae tu "CYLE"
PER MOHR LAGAO.
IF




YOU





NEED






SPACE








THAN









JOIN










NASA. . . . ;->
Baniye ki biwi beemar thi:

Light na hone ki wajah se baniye ne candle jaladi aur bola
Doctor ko bulane ja raha hu,agar tumhein aisa lage ki tum nahin
bachogi to pleasw yeh candle bujha dena.
Once the ant and the elephant were playing hide n seek game.

It was elephant''s turn to catch the ant but the ant was caught.

She was hiding in the temple. Then the ant asked how he came to know that she was hiding in the temple then he replied that he saw her sandals lying outside.
Teacher to Sardar:''Make a sentence in which one word is repeated twice."
Sardar:''If Lara Dutta marries Brian Lara, She will bcom Lara Lara Bolo tararara.
7:30- coffee
9:30- breakfast
12:30- juice
2:30- lunch
4:30- tea
6:00- snacks
9:30- dinner


time time pe khana malum hai..
bas msg time pe karna malum nahi
Wo Dekho!

Ammi.

Abbu.

Bhaiya.

Baji.

Jaldi Aao.

Amazing...!

Us

Gher

Mein

Light Hai ;->/
If A Man Smiles All The Time ...




He Is Probably Selling



Something


















That Doesn''t Work ... ;->
roj khaaye channe aur piya thanda thanda paani



roj khaaye channe aur piya thanda thanda paani



roj khaaye channe aur piya thanda thanda paani




chota tha tabhi dekhne nahi mili koi mil gaya...




ab dekhta hu mein reshma ki jawani...;->