How do you tell a

How do you tell a
How do you tell a rose to go to the mOon ?
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GULAB JA MOON
  

May, 18 2010     76 chars (1 sms)     1958 views       Funny

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hai

smart

bohot
wo


hai

bheja

ne
jis
or
hoon
raha
parh
se


niche
ko
msg
jo
hoon
stupid


womain







confused


A WISE MAN
Washes His Hand
After He PEES

But

A WISER MAN
Doesn''t PEE
On His Hand ... ;->
What is meant by ABCD
A Boy Can Do Every Thing For a Girl
and
DFEDCBA means..
Girl forgets Everything Done n Catches New Boy again:)
I Don''t Cheat,

I Just Change The Rules!

I Always Want To Rise Up,

But Gravity Brings Me Down!

GLOBAL WARMING BURNT MY HOMEWORK


Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means…
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever
HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!
Kamal kay NAKHRE Tumhare............






Ajeb tumhara STYLE hai.........





"SMS" karnay ki fursat nahi or...







Hathon main MOBILE hai...........!!!!!!!!
Na pooch teri judai k lamhe hum kaise betate hain..




Pani main SURF EXCEL mila k straw se bulbulay banatay hain...
Thru the sky I saw a smile. Thru the smile I saw joy. Thru joy I saw friendship. Thru friendship I saw friends. And thru friends I saw you.
Aik Sheikh Sahab Ko Current Lag Gya.

Bachon Ne Kaha Aba Jan Ko Bachao.

Sheikh Sahab Kehtay Hain: "Mujhay Choro, Daikho Bahar Unit To Nahe Gir Rahay Hain?" :-D
Please pass this msg to all friends n help me.
I’m imdad
Blood group (0-)
urgently need
2 bottles….
Of
fanta and coke
with
1 large Pizza
thanx..
Qayamat k din farishtoo nay sheets detay howay logo say kaha k apnay apnay gunah likho, jab sab likh chukay tu Tumhari awaaz aai Extra Sheet Please..!!