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PATHAN Zor Se Chilaya."Wah ustad Kya Nishana Lagaya Hai.
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in HOSPITAL
in HOSPITAL
aaa ja tainon akhian udeek dian
dil wajan marda
aaa ja bijliay wasta e bimar da
aaa ja tainon akhian udeek dian
No Visits No Calls No SMS
No Visits
No Calls
No SMS
No Missed Calls
I''m worried kya hoa
Zoo waloon ne dobara pakar lia kya?
Sardar’s Leave application
Sardar’s Leave application
Dear Sir,
My wife is ill.
As there is no other Husband
in the family to look after her,
Kindly grant me leave for one day.
Question : "Pizza Hut"
Question : "Pizza Hut" ka opposite kya hota hai?
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Answer : Pizza hatna mat...........
Mazaaq Mat Urrao
Tip Of The Day:
Kisi Ki Shakal Dekh Kar Uska Mazaaq Mat Urrao.
Ho Sakta Hai K Usne Tum Se Ziyada...
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Bachiyan Phansai Hon. :-)
AgAr iNsAn K
AgAr iNsAn Ki RaGo mAi KhOoN Ki jAgA PetRoL HotA !
AhAm kHaBrEn :
Aj Ek AdMi K gOLi LaGi aUr KiSi Ne UsKo HosPiTaL nA pHoNcHaYa aUr sAb pEtrOL jAmA kArTe RaHe
Larke Ne Larki Se
Larke Ne Larki Se Poocha : Kia Tum Pakeeza Mohabbat Par Yaqeen Rakhti Ho ?
Larki Ne Jawab Dia : Haan. . . Shru Main Tou Isi Trha Kerni Parti Hai ;->
Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me
Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi.
Boy:Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: i know but formality to poori karni hi padegi..
Mai Aur Tum Tum Aur Main
Mai Aur Tum
Tum Aur Main
Yani Hum Dono
Aaj Raat Ko
Aik Dosre Ko
1 baja K Baad
Akele Mein
Miss calls denge ok :-)
ek pathan ghalti se
Ek Pathan Ghalti Se Motorcycle Qabristan Main Le Gaya.
Aur Bola:
Ye Pehli Sarrak Hai, Jis pe Itne Speed Breakers Hain.
Aainda Hum Is Sarrak pe Nahi Aayega. :-)
rona chahey rona paye dil kitna majboor hai,
rona chahey rona paye dil kitna majboor hai,
jissey dikha k rona hai wo to boht hee door hai, issliye dil majboor hai
Alwayz Love Wife
Alwayz Love Wife
No Life Without Wife
Wife Se Pyar Kro
Waife K Saath Wafdar
Aur Imaandar Rao
Ye Mat Socho
"Wife Kis Ki Hy" ... ;->
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