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teacher : U failure !
Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide
Dekh0 bacho apnay mulk k halaa
Dekh0 bacho apnay mulk k halaat.
kahin h0 rahay hain dhamakay to kahin pr rhay hain faqay.
isi lye kehtay hain
bachay 2 hi achay
Mera dil e kenda
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The worst way of missing some one is...
The worst way of missing some one is...
like sitting next to a sexy babe and you cant have her. ;->
Bazu main dam rakhta hun
Bazu main dam rakhta hun, Dil main gham rakhta hun, Aapki dosti k baad logoun se wasta kam rakhta hun, Pata tha mujhe SMS aayega, Isliye disprin sath rakhta hun!
Wife husband say
Wife husband say :
aji sontay ho main aaj kal bohat kubsort hoti ja rahi hon
Husband:
tumhay kis nay kaha
wife:
meri khubsorti daikh ker aab rotian bhi jelnay lagi hain
sabhi pakistan waasiyo se
Sabhi Pakistan Waasiyo se ye Binti ki Jaati Hai k.
Urdu Bhasha Bolty Samay Hindi Shabdon ka Prayog Na Karen.
Aur Shudh Urdu K Prayog ko Jeevan ka Ang Bana Len.
Dhanyawad!
Shaadi ke pehle
Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya LeJayenge.
Shaadi ke baad - Baaki sab Sukhi HoJayenge..
a free Chocolate!
Child 2 d Sales Girl in a Sweets Shop:
Miss, will u marry me when I grow up.
Girl smiled & said:
Yes
Child:
Can u give ur Future Husband a free Chocolate! ;->
B e Y o u r S t y l e .
I f
A t
F i r s t
Y o u
D o n '' t
S u c c e e d ,
F a i l u r e
M a y
B e
Y o u r
S t y l e ... =P
For All The People
For All The People
Who Have Got Their
Valentine
Happy Valentine
For Others
Watch Aalim Online ;->
Aao Aaj Hum Wada Karain K
Aao Aaj Hum Wada Karain K
Zindagi Bhar Pyar Karenge
Wafa Karenge
Mohabbat Karenge
Sirf Aur Sirf
Pakistan Se ;->
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