1 Aadmi TeleScope

1 Aadmi TeleScope
1 Aadmi TeleScope Se Aasman Dekh Raha Tha,

PATHAN B Usse Dehaan Se Dekh Raha Tha,

Achanak 1 Tara Tuta,
PATHAN Zor Se Chilaya."Wah ustad Kya Nishana Lagaya Hai.
  

May, 25 2010     167 chars (2 sms)     2892 views       Funny

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What is Love???




The force that makes two people sit in the middle of the bench when there is alot of space on the sides of it . . . ;->
Jony Jony
Yes Baba
Dere Is No Msg
Why Baba
Remove Ur Simcard
Quick Baba
Put Ur Cell In
Well Baba
Clap Ur Hands
Ha Ha Ha
Baap: Afsos ke tm emtehan mein fail hogae..


beta: kia karta sab sawal sood pr the or sood haram hay ;-
Har insaan ko shaadi zaroor kar leni chahiye...
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Akhir khushi hi to zindagi mein sab kuch nahin hoti
By All Means Marry


If U Get A Gud Wife


U’ll Become Happy


&


If U Get A Bad One


U’ll Become A Philospher . . . ;->
Open with Love…
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I…
Love…
Disturbing you…
Wo BEWAFA hai to kya hua,
Mat BURA kaho usko...
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Tum mujh sy SET ho jao,DAFA karo usko;-)

ZaLiM TaLiBaN Ki DrInDaGi Ka 1 Or JeTa JaGtA SaBoT...

MiNgOrA SwAt Me JaHaNzEb CoLlEgE K SaMnE

5 MaSoM StUdEnTs Se GuN PoInT Py



"NaSwAr"
ChEeN Li...=P;->


Husband wife mein larai hoi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,

Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai��
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:D
GooD NEWS:
ACCA Exams wil now b only OBJECTIVE TYPE


Example:

3+3=?


Options:

a. 6

b. Six

c. VI

d. 6.0

Moral:

ACCA is still TOUGH.
Meri aankhon ko sapne phir dikha gaya koi,

Bujhti sansoon main mehak phir jaga gaya koi,

Kya ye such much pyar hai,

Ya Phir se "TOPI" pehna gaya koi.
Close yours Eyes think about yourself, your face,your style, your hair, your nature, your smile, your looks,
Now you open your eyes
U have just Spent Half a minute watching a Horror Movie clip . . . . :p ;->