Nurse: Mubarak ho Khan sb ap k ghar larka pyda hova hai

Nurse: Mubarak ho Khan sb ap k ghar larka pyda hova hai
Nurse: Mubarak ho Khan sb ap k ghar larka pyda hova hai

Khan sb: Wa g wa kya technology hai,
B.V mere hospital me hai,
aur bacha mere ghar paida hova hai..
  

May, 25 2010     160 chars (1 sms)     2712 views       Funny

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App Mujhay
Aik jaga
Se bohat
Pyare
Lagtay hain.?


Malooum hai kahan Se ?

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DOOR SE
31st March Or 1st april
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools...;->
Love Is Second Mistake Created By GOD!!!



Of Course Girls Are First!!!



But The Fact Is That Both Are Beautiful Mistakes..!;)
do u know wht is mobile








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yeh haath main kia chapal pakri hui hai
A boy goes to his dads friend late nite,he is told to sleep in baby''s room,but he refused n slept in TV lounge to avoid baby kid.Next morning he saw a young,charming n very pretty girl on the breakfast table.The boy asked,who r u?
Im the baby,n u?
Mai ullu ka pattha!
''Baat Baat Pr Ye "Shut Up" Kehna Achcha Nhi Lgta faraz,,
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Tum Ek Dafa He "PONKA" Q Nhi Keh Detey... :-)''
Sardar was driving a
jeep in a jungle...

Tourist: How do you
escape if a Lion Comes
now?

Sardar:Give the
indicator right and turn
left !
BOY:I''ll climb the tallest mountain,swim the deepest ocean, walk onhot coals barefoot just to meet you!!!
GIRL:How sweet!! can we meet now??
BOY: not now!! it''s raining outside!!!!!
''News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message.''
Balance Muft Charge Karny ka Tareeqa:


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Abhi Tak Eejaad Nahi Hua. :P
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
Wonderful Combinations in this World...

Heart & beats.

Night & Moon.

Music & Songs.

Roses & Love.


My costly SMS
& ur fokat ki smile...;->