Most interesting line written

Most interesting line written
Most interesting line written
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Excuse me !
My face is above.;-)
  

May, 26 2010     121 chars (1 sms)     2022 views       Funny

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Only True Friends Stand By You
During Bad Tyms. . .


I Promise You

















I will Be Attending Ur Marriage . . . ;->
Question : What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is 24 hours a day & seven days a week..?

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Answer : A WidoW... ;->
Jo Dil Main Hai USay Jatate Rehna

Jise Chahte Ho Usey Btate Rehna


Nahi Tou




Nahi Tou



Us Ki Shaadi Me ''''TENT'''' Aur ''''KURSI'''' Sajate Rehna ;->
Ishq mein barbadi na krwa leina

Apne Aba ki kamaiz hawa mein na ura deina

Jo paisay ghr say sabzì lanay k liye miltay hain

Un ka easy load na krwa Lena... ;->
Teacher Mehnat Karo Ga
Tou Kuch Bano Ga .

Pathan Student Teacher Hamra
Gadha Tou Itni Mehnat Karta Hai

Magr Wo Kuch Nahe Bana ...;->
pata hai GABBAR ne thakur ke haath kyo kaate the?
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kyo?
socho?
socho?
kyonki?
kyonki thakur GABBAR ko SMS nahi karta tha!!!
AB TERA KYA HOGA RE KALIYA.......


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1.Exam ka Khauf

2.Tadapta Student

3.Shaitani Books

4.Sadma Result Ka

5.Neend ki Maut

6.Pyasi Examiner

7.Pass Ho Na Ho.
Pride, Attitude And
Confidence Are Like
Underwear, You Should
Always Have It, But
Need Not To Show It,
Unless Offcourse You
Are A "Superman" ;)
Height Of Maska
Professor: Where Is Your Homework

Student: Sir It Tore While I Was Fighting
With A Guy Who Said You Were Not The
Best Professor In The College
One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.
"What the guys are doing" asked the sardar.
" We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one runner.
"Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!" Exclaimed the Sardar
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What''ll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I''ll take the money.
When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!