Husband wanted to call the hospital

Husband wanted to call the hospital


Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.

He asks, “How’s the situation?”

He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out,
hope to get another 7 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!”..:-P
  

May, 26 2010     309 chars (2 sms)     3189 views       Funny

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