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Husband wanted to call the hospital
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Husband wanted to call the hospital
Husband wanted to call the hospital
Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.
He asks, “How’s the situation?”
He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.
They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out,
hope to get another 7 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!”..:-P
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1 Pathan Bap Se Milne Us Ki Qabar Pr Gya.
1 Pathan Bap Se Milne Us Ki Qabar Pr Gya.
Bap Se Pocha Papa Ap Ne Khana Khya?
Bap Ne Koi Jwab Nh Diya
Beta Gusse Me Qabar Pr Likh Aya.
Aesa Kro Ge To Kon Ayga.
TRUE LOVE SONG:
TRUE LOVE SONG:
Bazigar 0 bazigar,
Teri mummy ko razi kr,
Tu ne dil mera tora,
Mene ELFI se jorha,
Mere ELFI ke pesey wapas kar
Bazigar O bazigar... ;->
mill gaya... oyee mill gaya....
mill gaya...
oyee mill gaya....
oyee hoiyee mill gaya.....
oye oye mill gaya....
oye oye oye mill gaya....
lallaa dhomm mill gaya......
yeh sms perhnay walla aik or pagal mill gaya
Hm Buht Jald Karachi Arhe Hen
Taliban:Hm Buht Jald Karachi Arhe Hen
MQM: Aslaha Le Lo
Awam: Rashan Le Kar Rakh Lo
Pathan: Istaqbal Karo,
Memon: BURQAY KHARID LO BAD ME RATE BARH JAINGE.
The Easiest Way
The Easiest Way
To Make Your
Old Car Run Better,
Is To Check
The Prices
0f New Car ... !!
Woh bhi kya din the
Woh bhi kya din the jab log humain diwano ki tarah kiss kiya karte the ....
par haaye hamari phooti kismat us waqt hum 2 saal ke hua karte the .........
how do you expect me
How do you expect me to remember your birthday,
when you never look any older?
Jab Se Para Hun Tere Ishq Mein JANU,
Jab Se Para Hun Tere Ishq Mein JANU,
Kuch Is Tarhan Se Meri Zindaghi WIRAAN Ho Gayi,
Kal Tak Jo Mera OFFICE Tha GARMENTS Ka,
Aaj Woh
CHADDI-BANYAN
Ki DUKAAN Ho Gayi...!
mainay tumhain piyaar kiya
Mein ne tumhe pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta
Mein ne tumhe pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta,
Sine theta by Cosine theta equal to Tan theta…
Newton’s Law Of Love . . .
Newton’s Law Of Love . . .
Every Boy On Earth Is Attraacted 2wards A Girl Wid A Force
Directly Propotional 2 da Beauty Of Girl
&
Inversly Propotional 2 da Strenght Of Her Brothers . . . ;->
Sardar Ne Chottey Qad Ki Larki Se Shaadi Ki..
Sardar Ne Chottey Qad Ki Larki Se Shaadi Ki..
Kisi Ne Poocha Tum Ne Aisa Kyun Kiya..
Sardar Bola Mery Walid Ne Kaha Tha Ke..
Musibat Jitni Chotti Ho Utni Achi Hai..
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Which Department Have Great Loss Due To Load Shedding?
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