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Husband wanted to call the hospital
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Husband wanted to call the hospital
Husband wanted to call the hospital
Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.
He asks, “How’s the situation?”
He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.
They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out,
hope to get another 7 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!”..:-P
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Sorry, Nursary FaiL
Sugar ka mareez
Ek kanjoos Pathan ne mithayi ki dukaan kholi aur mulazim k liye akhbaar mein ishtihaar diya.
"EK MULAZIM KI ZARURAT HAI
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Sirf SUGAR k marez raabta karen"
Tujh Se B Ziada Teri Arzo Ki Ha
Tujh Se B Ziada Teri Arzo Ki Ha
Is Trha Se Mene Teri Justoju Ki Ha
Ha BB Mar Gai To Kya Hwa,
Tjhey Paaney K Liey Hi Usey Mot Di Ha.
Frm ZARDARI To SHERE ;->
Q - If YoU pLuGgEd
Q - If YoU pLuGgEd
YoUr NoSe aNd YoUr
MoUtH wHiLe YoU
sNeEzEd ...
WoUlD It CoMe OuT Of
YoUr EaR
oR
wOuLd YoUr HeAd ExPlOdE ... ?
=O ;->
Funniest Fact ...
Funniest Fact ...
When You Re-arrange
Word
"ELECTION RESULTS"
It Would Become
"LIES - LET''S RECOUNT"
Ek Ladki Khadi Thi,
Ek Ladki Khadi Thi,
Na Toh SMS Kr Rahi Thi Na Call Kr Rahi Thi,
Fir Bi Uska Balance Jaraha Tha..
Kaise?
Ek Pair Par Khadi Thi Na!
1 bar 300 pathan ship
1 bar 300 pathan ship main safar kar rahe the
laikin sare ke sare mar gaye..
kaise?
nothing seriuos...
ship bich main kharab ho gai
to daka dene neche uttar gaye.
::::ARZ HAI::::
::::ARZ HAI::::
pink lips are the girls beauty
wah wah
pink lips r the girls beauty
& kissing them is the boys duty ;->
before the clock str
efore the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity to let you know that you have grown a year more...
Happy birthday…
Sorry! Galti se y
Sorry! Galti se ye msg aapko send ho gaya niche mat parhna niche ghalat salat likha hua hai.
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GHALAT-SALAT"
HUSBAND vs WIFE
As per research
A man speaks 25,000 words daily
&
A woman speaks 30,000
Problem starts when husband comes home
from office after consuming his 25,000 words
&
wife starts her 30,000..
anewala kal tumhara
Anewala Kal Tumhara Hai..
TumharaTha..
Tumhara Hi Rhega..
Us pr Tumhara Hi Haq hai..
SochoKyon?
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Kyuki kal 1st APRIL Hai..
HAPPY FOOLs DAY
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