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Husband wanted to call the hospital
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Husband wanted to call the hospital
Husband wanted to call the hospital
Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.
He asks, “How’s the situation?”
He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.
They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out,
hope to get another 7 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!”..:-P
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Beta bola
Beta bola "papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai".
Papa bole, "Nahi bete, abhi nahi".
"Papa kyon ?" ..........
"Bete abhi bandar SMS padh raha hai"
Yaar! Dhokha Ho Gaya"
Student : "Yaar! Dhokha Ho Gaya"
Dost:"Kya Hua?"
Student: "Maine Ghar Se Books Ke Liye Paise Mangwaye The,
Unhone Books Hi Bhej Di..!!!
Santa: Why Do
Santa: Why Do Girls Look Beautiful? Is It Real Or Due To Make Up?
Banta: All False.
Girls Look Beautiful Because Boys Have Good Imagination
Karoge raat ko to rahegi susti
Karoge raat ko to rahegi susti
karoge din mein to rahegi chusti
karo kam se kam din mein ek bar
to rahegi tandrusti
Nahin samjhe?
EK SMS
GHAREEB AADMI AIK KAAM DIL KHOL KE KARTA HAI SOCHO KIA??
GHAREEB AADMI AIK KAAM DIL KHOL KE KARTA HAI SOCHO KIA??
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3 Rupay may un limited sms ... =P
''Tumari Yaad Muje is Tarha aati hai, :Faraz~
''Tumari Yaad Muje is
Tarha aati hai, :Faraz~
jJesay taiz Aandi mein
SHAAPER aaty hain..;-)''
Karachi main birdflu
Karachi main birdflu ki waja se 3 lakh murghiya qatal ki gayi..
Murghiyo ka naya naara "Tum kitni murghiyan maaroge?
Har anday se murghi niklegi . . . ;->
Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao na..!
Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai
A Robber,
A Robber,
A Gangster & A Murderer Are In The Same Car,
Who Will Be Driving The Car?
Ans: A Police Officer!!
Is SMS ko bht
Is SMS ko bht
Sumbhal k rakhna
Ye mamoli SMS nahi
Ye kemti SMS hy
Inbox me rakhna
Ye SMS
* (''v'')
(( )) ¥ ¥
2 DIN BAAD ANDDAY DEGA.
titanic k saath 1
TITANIC k Saath 1
Memon Bhi Doob Raha
Tha ...
Aur Hans Raha Tha
Captain Askd:
Oye Hans Kyun Raha
Hy ... ?
Memon:
Shukar Hy Me Ne
Return Ticket Nhi
Khareeda ... ;->
You Know That Old Saying
You Know That
Old Saying
"Strike While The Iron
Is Hot ??"
Well That''s A Pretty
Dumb Sating
Coz
"I''ll Betcha
A Cold Iron Will Hurt
Like Hell Too" ;->
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