A Man Traveling At 190 Km/H

A Man Traveling At 190 Km/H
On Th Highway Ws Stopped By Highway Police.

Man:"Sorry,Officer Was I Driving Too Fast?"
Officer:"No,Sir.U Were Flying Too Slow."

May, 15 2010 162 chars (2 sms) 2165 views Funny

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ek aadmi hospital

ek aadmi hospital main admit hota hai us ka bhai us se milne aata hai
to ek khobsorat si nurse aati hai who us ko side per le ja ker puchta
hai ke is ke baren main kya khayal hai koi umeed hai ya nahi to nurse
kehti hai ke mera aur us ka mizag bilkul nahi milta who to meri taraf
dekhta bhi nahi har waqt allah allah karta rehta hai

Chahti hoon apko piyaar doon,

Chahti hoon apko piyaar doon,

dosti pe apni zindagi war doon,

par jab apka SMS nhi milta hy to,

Dil karta hai apka SIR phar doon.

Aah Bharti Hui Ai Ho Slimming Center

Aah Bharti Hui Ai Ho Slimming Center
Aah Ko Chahiye Ek Umae Asar Hone Tak
Dieting Khail Nahi Chund Dino Ka Begum
Ek Sadi Chahiye Kamre Ko Kamar Hone Tak

teenage girl was

teenage girl was on fone for 30 min b4 she hung up.

Father: that wus short, u should atleast talk 4 2 hrs, wut happened??
Girl replied: it wus wrong number.

mere dil ko cheer gai ek goli

mere dil ko cheer gai ek goli
jab suna k aaj uthe gi oski doli

wo hath pe meri unglian rakh kar boli
assu punju haar kabotar doli

ik admi jungle main

ik admi jungle main jaa raha hota hai tu ikdam se ik well main gir jaata hai kaafi dair tak gir raha hota hai tu achanak ik tehni pekerleta hai thori dair main awaz ati hai seedha haath chor woh seedha haath chor deta hai phir awaz ati hai ulta haath chor woh choor deta hai neeche gir raha hota hai tu azaaz ati hai ke CHOOOTIYAAAA!!!

Operation Shuru ho Chuka hai:

Lahore Mai Kuch Dair Pehle Operation Shuru ho Chuka hai:

Aap Logon se Request Hai, Plz Dua Kijiye

Khuda Jaane Ab Kya Hoga?

Ladka ya Ladki..!! :-)

''Mujhe apki 10 aadatien boht achi lagti hain....

''Mujhe apki 10 aadatien boht achi lagti hain....

1. Ap khubsurat aur nek dil insan hain,

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BaaQi mazaq kal krenge...''

Apni Property Mere Naam Kar dena

B4 u speak.
(listen)

B4 u pray..
(forgive)

B4 u quit..
(try)

B4 U hate..
(love)

B4 u die.
(Apni Property Mere Naam Kar dena)

One Day I Saw Zardari

One Day I Saw Zardari At My Home. . . .

I Asked My Father

"Dad Kutta Ghar Mein Rakhne

Se Rehmat K Frishtay Dakhil Nai Hotay"=P;->

Man to motel desk clerk

Man to motel desk clerk
Man to hotel desk clerk:How much for room.
Clerk:depends on room size
Man:Do you take children?
Clerk:No, sir,only cash and credit cards

Na ghabhra teree b sunee jaye ghee pyare,

Na ghabhra teree b sunee jaye ghee pyare,

wah wah

Na ghabhra teree b sunee jaye ghee pyare,

"Lado k lashkarey jaghmagh kapdey saarey"

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A Man Traveling At 190 Km/H

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