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How come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up. . .
  

May, 19 2010     145 chars (1 sms)     2522 views       Funny

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Histry of Pakorey
Ek Baloach Besan Ki Balls
Oil Mein Dal Raha Tha..


Jab Thori Dair Bad Bhi Wo
Kac''che The To Baloach
Bola






"PAKO REY" .. ;)
Gandhigiri Ka
Funda No.840
"Koi Tumhe Bewakuf
Kahe To Chup
Raho"
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Muh Kholkar Use Sahi Saabit Mat KARO!
Kitne armano se
Shadi ki rat uska
Ghongat uthaya
Main ne
Pappu...

Wo bare piyar se
boli....

Aap sherwaani main aik dam chutiya lag rahe hain... =P ;->
The New England
journal Of Medicine
Reports That ... !!

" 9 Out Of 10 Doctors
Agree That 1 Out Of 10
Doctors Is An Idiot..."
;->
Fat man: Dr. Main patla hona chahta hun

Dr.: tm rotiyan kitni khate ho?

Man: 12

Dr.: aj se tm 4 roti khao ge.

Man: in ko bad me khana hai k pehle :-)
Heaven is when u have

German car,

Amercian salary,

Chinese food

&

Pakistani Wife.


Hell is when Car is Chinese

food is German

wife is American

&

Salary Pakstani.
Kaha Gayab Ho Gaye Ho Saray ...

Koi Sms Koi Bhi Nahi Karta

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Cyber Crime Ordinance Abe Lagoo Nae Howa :S
what is depth of frendship?
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ITS when your best freind runs with your lover and you miss your best friend.
samachar patro ke kuch majedar add.
)==>kya aap anpadh hai?
nisulk madad ke liye likhe.
)==>auto repare-nisulk pik-up or dilivery.
ek bar hamari sewa lijiye or aap
fir kahi nahi jayenge.
)==>teacher chahiye-pre-schol ke liye teen saal ke teacher ki jarurat hai,
anubhawi ko wariyata di jayegi.
)==>second hand caar-dhokha khane ke liye kahi or kyu jate hai/hamare paas aayiye
)==>kutta bikri ke liye-sab kuch kha leta hai,
bachho ko to bahut pasand karta hai
Girl : Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho
Tumhari Koi Behan Nahi He Kya

Boy : Hai Isi Liye To Dekh Raha Hu

Girl : Kyu

Boy : Meri Behan Ko BHABHI Chahiye ;->
Lo Meri Girl Friend Ka Photo Dekho









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Dikhi Ya Nahi ...

Haram Khor Bhabhi Ki Nazar Se Dekhta Tou Zaruur Dikhti ... ;->
aik larki hai jo kaali hai
fitrat ki bari niraali hai
aankhoon main hai kuch kuch kashish
aur khana -e- dimaagh khaali hai