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How come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up. . .
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Lady:Doctor sahab
Lady:Doctor sahab mere kuttey ne petrol pe liya hai. Doctor:koi baat nahi jab petrol khatam ho jayega to vo aapne aap ruk jayega.
Teacher :
Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the Field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies First
One day de
One day de Fat Ram Singh visits Dietitian..
Doctor Said: Run 8 Km for 300 days...
Ater 300 days Ram Singh ne phone kiya....
sir mein slim ho gayi..lekin
Doctor: lekin..?
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2400 km away from home...!
Just Shut Up
Just Shut Up
Ok !
Dont Try To Be Over Smart
Apne Kaam Se Kaam Rakha Karo
Nonsence
Idiot
Selfish
I
Said
To
My Heart
When It Asked Me
To
Stop
Missing U . . . :)
Shalwaar Gheron wali Banani Hia.
Baloch Kafan Lene Dukaan par gaya.
Usne Dukandar se kuch kaha jisay sun kar Dukaandar Behosh hogaya.
Baloch: Kapra 2 Meter Ziyada Dena.
Shalwaar Gheron wali Banani Hia.
miss call thi
Ek kanjoos k ghar aag lag gai
Wo apne ghar ko bacha na saka
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Kyun k wo sari raat fire brigade walo ko....
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Miss call hi karta raha ..!!
Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle.
Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle...
Tourist:
"How do u escape if a lion comes now?"
Sardar:
"Give the indicator of RIGHT side & turn LEFT
Fairy Tales End With . .
Fairy Tales End With . . .
"They Lived Happily Ever After . . ."
But
Family Takes Begind With . . .
"They Fought Happily Ever After. . . " ;->
A good friend
A good friend is one who tells u 2 study well but a best friend is one who sits outside ur exam hall n says ABY KITNA LIKHAY GA CHAL BAHAR AA..
Suraj Hua Madham , chand bhi chalne laga,
Suraj Hua Madham ,
chand bhi chalne laga,
mein thehra raha,
zamin chalne lagi, ...
sajna kya yehi pyaar hai ??
Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi
EARTHQUAKE hai ! BHAAG !
Last Night Katrina Said 2 Me
Last Night Katrina Said 2 Me
iTs Too Late, Jano aJ rat Main
Tumharay Ghar Rukon Gi..!
I RepLied: jAn Tum Agr Ruk Gai
To Phr Main Nai Rukon Ga... =P ;->
khush khabri
Khush Khabri...???
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Sharam ani chahey
Pakistan me rehte ho or Khush khabri ki Umeed rakhe hoye ho
kamal hai yar ;->
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