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How come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up. . .
  

May, 19 2010     145 chars (1 sms)     2472 views       Funny

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Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?


Think...




No?



A: Because you can''t bury them in the sky!
U think of ME and I think of U.
When v both think of each other,
Do u knw what it means ?
It means v both have no work to do!!

Dono "NIKAMMAY"
Kia Andaaz Hy

Kia Jalwa Hy

Kia Style Hy

Aur

Kia Smile Hy

Message Kerne Main Tou Jaan Jati Hy

Aur

Ghurur Se Kehte Hyn Mere Paas Mobile Hy :(
I am doing candle lite. . . . .
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Poti !

"Geo WAPDA sada Geo"

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Yaad-e-Khuda Dilo''n Main Jagat Hy
WAPDA

Khalq-e-Khuda Ko Shab-o-Roz Jagata Hy
WAPDA

Band Ker Nijli Sulagti Doapher Main

Dozak Ka Aks Khoob Dikhata Hy
WAPDA .. ;->


Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.

Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta:D
There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her.

They got married and now he is going through hell.
Will you marry Me...!

















Aisa Mere Papa Ne Meri Mama Ko Bola Tha...!
A boy goes to see a cabaret dance.

His mom goes angry and asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to U dear!
Aapko kya laga Aap nhi bataoge to hamay pata nhi lagega k aaj
"International Donkey Day"
hay.
Naughty ab thnx bol k sharmnda na krna.
Qabar May Far¡shte Adm¡ Ko Mar Rahy Thy

Phr B Wo Hans Raha Tha,

Far¡shte Ne Wja Puch¡ To Bola

"Ma¡n Khudkush Hamly May Mara Hun

Ye S¡r Mera Hy Or J¡sm K¡s¡ Or Ka