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How come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up. . .
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What did d Refrigerator say
What did d Refrigerator say when u stood in front of it??????????
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COOL inside.
FOOL outside
Macher aur Makhi Ke Hogai Shaadi.
Macher aur Makhi Ke Hogai Shaadi.
Pehli He Raat Mai Hogai Barbadi.
Macher ki to Kismaat He Khoti thi
Makhi Mospell Laga ka Soti thi . . . ;-
Burusli Aur Kawa Agar Gana
Burusli Aur Kawa Agar Gana
Gayen To Koun Se Styal Me Gange.
Socho. . .
QAWWALI
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A man goes to the
A man goes to the eye doctor. The receptionist asks him why he is there.
The man complains, "I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes."
The receptionist asks, "Have you ever seen a doctor?"
And the man replies, "No, just spots."
Ankhain kissi k Husn-E-Tasawar Me Band Thin
Ankhain kissi k Husn-E-Tasawar Me Band Thin
Duniya Samjh Rahi Thi, Neend Aagai Mujko
Shadiya Karo KASHISH Ki Tarah,
Lambi Umar Ho BAA Ki Tarah,
Rote Raho TULSI Ki Tarah,
Aur,
GADHO,
*Plus Band Karo Aur Insaan Bano
Keep the dictionary
Keep the dictionary on, on ur mobile. Then cover the LCD with ur hand & type 96802730204732803665
(HAPPY APRIL FOOL"S DAY!)
woman on date with husbands best friend
Woman on date with husband''s best friend;
*phone ring*
Woman: Yes? Ok , fine , bye!
Turns to her Lover and laughs: My husband says he is playing golf with U! :-D
Sardar 2 his wife
Sardar 2 his wife: Begum Munnay ne Kakroch kha liya!
Wife: Haye Rabba! Jaldi doctor ko bulao,
SArdar: Tu tension na ley,
...mein ne Munnay ko Mortien pila di hai:
tring yaad dilane aaya hoon
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tring ... tring
yaad dilane aaya hoon...
apke sms nhe aa rahe!
sms karo wrna ghanti kharab kar k bhag jaonga.. ;->
The Best Shair Written On A Rickshaw !
The Best Shair Written On A Rickshaw !
"Hino Ka Baap,
Nissan Ka Nana..
Yeh Rickshaw Chala Raha Hai Pathan Deewana..." :-D
Sardar aur us ka dost
Sardar aur us ka dost tange mai beth kar ja rahe the
ke achanak gory ne gobar kar dia.
Yeh dekh kar sardar apne dost se kene laga
dekho dunia kitni tezi se tarki kar rahi hai
yahan bi kima nikalne ki mashin laga di.
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AIK BAAT BATAO
PEHLEY APNA MOU DHOKAR AA PHR TAKE 3 LEY
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