Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the Field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies First
Prince charles & sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, "pass the wine you divine"
Sardar thinks "how poetic"
Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard
1 pagal american se:tum japaneez ho na?
amr: nai me amercn hun
pg:nai tum jpnz ho
amr:nai me amercn hun
pg:nahi tum jpnez ho
amr:han han mejpnz hun
pg:lagte to amrcan ho
Pathan proposed a girl wid romantic poetry,
Kutta mar gaya razai me
Mai pagl hon teri judai me
Pani mei machar ter nai sakta..
Pathan tere bin reh nahi sakta
