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Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the Field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies First

May, 22 2010 167 chars (2 sms) 3287 views Funny

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Kaash Ladkian Papita Bechti

Kaash Ladkian Papita Bechti Hoti To Ladkon Ko Bohut Faida Hota
Puchho To

Woh Kaise?

Ldka Ldki Se Kehta

Hello Madam

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PAPPI TA DO

Abay Aaj Ki Date Hai. AKHROT!

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Abay Aaj Ki Date Hai.
AKHROT! :-)

pathan apne biwi k saath ja raha tha

Pathan Apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha:

1 Larkay Ne Aankh Maari.

Pathan: Tujhe Sharam Nahi Aati Mujhe Aankh Martay Ho.

Larka: Maine Tujhe Nahi, Teri Biwi Ko Maari Hai.

Pathan: Sorry Yaar! Maine Tujhe Ghalat Samjha. :-)

Aik park mein Mian

Aik park mein Mian Biwi lar rahe theyQareeb hi bench par kuch aawara larke bethe theyMian ne ghusse mein kaha "Dil karta hai tumhein kutton k agey dal doon"Larkon ki taraf se aawaz aai "Bhow. . Bhow Bhow. . ."

Bathmeez

Bathmeez
Chaddar ki KAMEEZ,
Lohe ka PAIJAMA,
Bandar tera MAMA,
Billi teri MAUSI,
Kutte mera YAAR,
Aam ka AACHAR
Miss u mere YAAR

A Lady Geting

A Lady Geting
Sntimental Feeling
While Watching A
Beautifu Luv Story
Her Hubby Leans Over
& Whisprs Dose 3 Ltl
Wrds Tht r On His Mind

Pass d Popcorn ;->

red rose pyar k liye

Red ROSE
pyar k liye

Yellow ROSE
Frndship k liye

White ROSE
Shanti k liye

AUR

Aapke liye?

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NIMA ROSE
roj nhane k liye

1 Andha Police

1 Andha Police Mein Bhrti Hony K Lye Gya

Officer Ne Poocha Tumhein Hum Kis Liye Rakhein

Andhey Ne Foran Jawb Dya
Andha-Dhund Firing K Lye. . .

if some body say br

If some body say

u r intellegent
u r smart
u r handsome
u r cute

Than give him a slap,

And tel him / her

To day is 26th March

NOT FIRST APRIL.

wo hamarey binna beqrar rahtey hein,

wo hamarey binna beqrar rahtey hein,
shayad issi ko pyar kahtey hein,

naheen yeh kuch aur hee lagta hai,
mein maqrooz hoon un ka iss ko udhar kehtey hein

WO BI KIA DIN HOA KARTAY THAY

WO BI KIA DIN HOA KARTAY THAY

JB

LOG HUMAY

KISSSSSSSSSSS

KIA KAR TAY THAY MAGAR KISMAT KHARAB THI US WAQT HUM SIRF DO SAAL KY HOA KARTY THAY

Before Marriage:-

Before Marriage:-

He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He:ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person!
She:can I trust u?
He:yes..
She: Darling!

After marriage…
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