Teacher :

Teacher :
Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the Field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies First
  

May, 22 2010     167 chars (2 sms)     2105 views       Funny

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Qus: What is The Extreme Height of Stupidity?



Ans: Two Phathans Sitting iN Riksha and Fighting For Corner Seat..!!!
Ek Cinema Me "Titanic"

Lagi Hui Thi,

Romantic Sceen Aya To Ek Chota Bacha Chilaya,
Mom , Dad

Daikhain Wo Apki Naql Kr Rahay Hain.
un honto ko tum choom kr to dekho FARAZ

maza na aaey to paisay wapis.
''God didnt promise days without pain, laughter without sorrow, sun without rain, but He did promise strength for the day, comfort for the tears, and light for the way''''
Q: What are two reasons why women don''t mind their own business?





















Ans:

1 => No Mind



2 => No Business . . . . . ;->
A Couple Before Marriage
"MAD" For Each Other ....





Affter Marriage
"MADE" For Each Other





And





A Few Years Latter
Student seeing Monkey out of the window and the Professor scolds him-
"why r u seeing d monkey outside,wen i am in d class
:)

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''Ham janday pay they sair ko
kinare kinare naher ko
kutta piya nigahon men
suta piya tha rah men
ham ne gul khila diya
kuttay ko jaga dia
kuttay ne dandi wad li
pinni ki pinni kad li
itne men ham paj paray
cyckle de wich waj paray
kutta magron ley gia
cyckle wala pichay pe gia..''
Today is GABBER SINGH''s death anniversary. plz switch off ur cell for 2 minutes as a mark of respect and send this message to atleast 1 criminal as i did;)


Ek Dost ne doosrey se pocha: Batao Nakam Mohabbat ka Anjam kiya hota hy.???

Doosrey dost ne kaha

Larka Maamu ban jata hy

Or
Larki Phuppho..,
Mosam ne li angrai
Or hm ne Chori Razai,

mungphali se hui laraai
icecream ghar me I,

coffee se mu mor lia
cold drink se naata jor lia,

SEASON''S
GREETINGS 4u.
Bank Manager Asks A Lalu In Interview

Manager: Wat Is Cyclone ?

Lalu: It Is The Loan Given By The Bank To Purchase A Cycle