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Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the Field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies First

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ehsan quereshi style

Ehsan Quereshi Style
Aapke aane se aisa ehsaas hua...

Aapke aane se aisa ehsaas hua...

jaise smokin smokin nikle re dhuan!

H i g h H e e l s

H i g h
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W e r e
I n v e n t e d
B y
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W o m a n
W h o
H a d
B e e n
K i s s e d
O n
T h e
F o r e h e a d .. ;->

ankh b baichain hai,

ankh b baichain hai,
dil b terey liye tarsa hai,

ab to kar dey wapis merey paisay,
guzar ghaya ik arsa hai

Pappu while filling up a form:

Pappu while filling up a form:
What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long…..!

ab har bachha bindass keh sakta hy

...NaYa FunDa...

ab har bachha bindass keh sakta hy:
Meine mummy papa ke saath "BLUE"
film dekhee... =P

Suna Hai Apki Muskurahat

Suna Hai Apki Muskurahat Pe Log Marte Hain..?

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Mujhe Bhi Ek Banda Marwana Hai..
Zaraa Time Nikaal K Aana

. "Alhamdulillah" bohot mazay mein hain

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"Alhamdulillah" bohot mazay mein hain;-)

Life is difficult,

Life is difficult,
full of trials..
Sorrow..
Pain..
bt if u fall down, just standup straight,b confident & say...

"KAUN SALA DHAKKA DIYA."

Kal B SMS zinda tha,

Kal B SMS zinda tha,
Aaj B SMS zinda hy,

Tum kitne tax lagao gey,

Her mobile se SMS nikle ga.

(".)/'' Naar-e-Msg
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(.")/'' Zinda Bad
>))
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Hum Dosto Ko Bäri Gandi Saza Dete Hain,,,,,,,,!!

Hum Dosto Ko Bäri Gandi Saza Dete
Hain,,,,,,,,!!

HUM DOSTO KO BARI GANDI $AZA DETE
HAIN...!!!

Joota Marte Nahi Moza Soongha Dety Hain,,,,,!!

Height Of Inspiration

Height Of Inspiration

College Ka 1 Student College K Toilet Mai Gya

Jab Ander Ja K Wo Cummood Pe Betha To Samnay Likha Tha

Itna Zor Taleem Per Dete To Exam Mai A+ Grade Laitay

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