Teacher:

Teacher:
Teacher: "George Washington Not Only Chopped Down His FAther''s Cherry Tree
But Also Admitted Doing It .
Now Do u Know Why His Father Didn''t Punish Him ? ? ?


Student: Because George Still Had The AXE In His Hand ! ! ! When He Confessed
  

May, 18 2010     244 chars (2 sms)     1972 views       Funny

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Karachi Me 500
Grlz Heart Attack Se Mar Gai
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255 GrlZ Behosh Hogai





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Ksi Ne Afwah Phela Di Ha
K
"HumAyuN"
Ki Mangni Horae Ha =P


RehMan MaLik Ne ApnAy Ghar LiGht Katwa Di.


B-c0z Ghar mE jAwaN BachIaAn hAin Or :":




WapDa WaLLay JhatKay MaarTay Hain.
A-Aik lady apny niwasay ko lori de kar sulanay ki koshish kar rahi thi
"so ja meray "DIPLOMA" so ja,lal plang per so ja, ......
2nd lady yekaisa nam tum ne bachay ka rakha hy?
1st lady mn ne apni beti ko college "DIPLOMA" lenay k liay dakhil karwaya tha wo college se ye le kar aye
jy ab isay "diploma" na bolon to kia bolon..?


B- Wife I yhink our daughter is in love withsomeone
H''band "how do u know"?
Wife B''coz she is not asking for pocket money.......


C- Boy: chalo kisi sunsan jaga chaltay hn...
Girl: Tum aesi wesi harkat to nhi karogay..?
Boy:bilkul nhi...
Girl:to phr rahnay do janay ka ki faida???


nEw mEaNiNg oF SMS

SMS=Sania Mirza Shadi
SMS=Shoaib Malik Shadi

tHeY bOtH HaVe sAmE NaMe''s sHoRt fOrM

SM=Sania Mirza
SM=Shoaib Malik

may ALLAH bless us ;->
Zardari Teri Sharafat Pe Kis Ko Na Hoga Shak, , ,


Halki Halki Bhook Main Halka Phulka TUC . . . /:-)
Meet In RAJASTAN,

Love In HINDUSTAN Marrage In DEVASTAN,

Take Honymoon In AFGANISTAN,

But Dont Bring Ur Population 2 Our Pakistan

Dunya Chaand pr jane k liye Be-taab hy
Hum Khush-naseeb hyn k Zameen pr rehty huey Chaand pr hyn

Ye PAKISTAN nhi
CHAAND ka tukra hy

Aur Chaand pr na Light hoti hy,
na Paani, na Gas,
na Aata, na Cheeni,
So plz no tension,
Enjoy your life on Moon ... ;->
Ek taaza kalaam aaya hai...
Arz kia hai...
Jis ko ho sir azeez...
Woh hum se hat ker chaley...
Hum sir phiron ke saath...
Koi sir phira chaley...
Wah wah :-"
What Do U Call A Woman
Who Has Lost
95% Of
Her Intelligence . . . ?
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DIVORCED . . . . :p
Aapke brain ki Xray report aa gyi

10g mitti
10g knkar-pathar
25 type k kire makore
5g makri k jale n
500g bhusa

KAMAAL HAI...! MUJHE LAGTA THA K KHALI HOGA

Lati Hy
"Mohabbat"
Judaai Main Rung



















16 Da
"Haleeb"
Tey 12 Da
"Tarang" ... ;->
Teacher: jab clock pe 13 bjy ka time ho to us tim kya wakt ho ga..?

Student: Sir us tim clock thek krwany ka wakt ho ga..!!