U r on a bus & U need

U r on a bus & U need
U r on a bus & U need
2 fart ...
But d music is really
loud, so U time Ur
farts with d beats.
After a couple ov
songs, U start 2 feel
better as U approach
Ur stop, as U r leaving
d bus, People REALLY
staring down at U n
that''s when U realize

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U''ve been listening 2
Ur iPod !!
  

May, 14 2010     332 chars (3 sms)     3148 views       Funny

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Fact ...

A Lot Of Fellows
Now A Dayz Have

B . A,
B . B . A,
M . B . A,
B . E,
B . S,
Or
P h . D

Unfortunately

They Don'' Have A
J . O . B ... ;->
Wife Hints 2 Husband 4 A New Car

Saying,

"Dear, Buy Me Smthing Dat Goes 0 To 80 In 3 Secs Wen Im On It."

Husband Gifted Her

A Weight Machine.
Is SMS ko bht

Sumbhal k rakhna

Ye mamoli SMS nahi

Ye kemti SMS hy


Inbox me rakhna


Ye SMS


* (''v'')
(( )) ¥ ¥

2 DIN BAAD ANDDAY DEGA.
Beta : Papa Aap Ki Love Marriage Hui Thi Na .... ???

Baap : Jee Beta !!! Aap Ko Kese Pata ???

Beta: Wo Aap Ki Shaadi Aur Meri date Of Birth Main
Sirf 6 Months Ka Farq Hy na ...
When sum1 touches u
& u dont feel it

its IGNORANCE


Wen sum1 touches u
& u feel it

its LOVE.


But When nobody touchs u but u feel it

then its KHUJLI... <-;


Whisky, Beer & Cigarettes Are A Person''s Worst Enemies...
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But The Man Who Run Away 4rm His Enemy Is A Coward
So Cheers... ;->


Wife: What is so interesting in me?

Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!


The devils challenged
the angels to a game of cricket.

We have got all the cricketers, said the Angels.
Devils:No problem,
we have got all the umpires.
Can U Tell Me The Answer
Of

Sun + Lion + 1/4.......????
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Socho....!!!!
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Nahi Pata...???
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Ans:
Aftab Sher Pao........ ;->
Taliban: Hum Buht jald karachi arhe hai

MQM: Aslaha le lo

Awam: Rashan le kar rakh lo
Pathan: Istaqbal karo,

Memon: BURQAY KHARID LO BAD ME RATE BARH JAINGE:-)
Meri Aankhon Ko Sapne Phir Dikha Gaya Koi,

Bujhti Sanson mein Mehak phir Jaga Gaya Koi,

Kya ye Such Much Pyaar hai..

Ya Phir se TOPI Pehna Gya Koi.
''Jahan "Dosti"wahan "Aitebar"
Jahan "Aitebar"wahan "Mohabbat"
Jahan "Mohabbat"wahan "Judai"
Jahan "Judai"wahan "Dard" Jahan "Dard" wahan
"2 Goli DISPRIN"''