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U r on a bus & U need
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Funny
U r on a bus & U need
U r on a bus & U need
U r on a bus & U need
2 fart ...
But d music is really
loud, so U time Ur
farts with d beats.
After a couple ov
songs, U start 2 feel
better as U approach
Ur stop, as U r leaving
d bus, People REALLY
staring down at U n
that''s when U realize
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
U''ve been listening 2
Ur iPod !!
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May, 14 2010
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Boht udas he har Shakhs tere jane se
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Sab Dost Bewafa Ho Gaye
Hum Apne Mobile Se Khafa Ho Gaye
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Things Wil Change
Class Room To Office
Books TO Files
Jeans To Formal
Pepsi To Juices
Girlfriend To Wife
What Will Never Change Is
DOSTI ? ;->
If U Need Original Tigers
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Nail For Ur Chain Locket
Contact Me Immediately
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My Nails 2moro.
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