U r on a bus & U need

U r on a bus & U need
U r on a bus & U need
2 fart ...
But d music is really
loud, so U time Ur
farts with d beats.
After a couple ov
songs, U start 2 feel
better as U approach
Ur stop, as U r leaving
d bus, People REALLY
staring down at U n
that''s when U realize

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U''ve been listening 2
Ur iPod !!
  

May, 14 2010     332 chars (3 sms)     2366 views       Funny

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My no. has changed.

So plz give me a confirmation call on my cell.

My new no. is 15.
agar mera naukar uthaye to use 2-4 galiya de dena...

kamina apne aap ko policewala bolta hai!
Hey Dude
A Piece Of Advice
For You ... !!

Never Think Yourself

As An Ugly Person

Always

Consider Yourself

A Beautiful












Monkey ... ;->
Maths Teacher
Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions

Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then

For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?

Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!
Doc: tum roz subha clinic k bahir khare ho kar aurtoon ko kyon ghoorte ho?
Santa: ji ap ne bahar likha hai: Aurtoon ko dkehne ka samay 9am-11am hai :)
BaAp BeTa Se : TuM KaB TaK

PaRtHe RaHe ThE?

BeTa: RaT 12 BaJe TaK,LeKn

11 BaJe ToU LiGhT GaYe ThI,

BeTa: MoSmYaT Se MaI PaRhNe

MaI ItNa MaGaN ThA

K LiGhT JaNe Ka

PaTa Hi NaHe ChAlA . . . ;->
Agar Bruce Lee Galiyo''n Main Sharab Pee
Ker Ghoomta Tou Log Usay Kia Kehte ????








MAWA LEE ... ;->
A boy on date with girl hn BMW jan mai yum sy 1 baat
chupai
.
k I''m already married.

GirL:oh God! Tum ne tu dara he diya.

Main samjhi ye car tumari nahi..;->
75 Year Old Lady Ne News Paper Me Add Dya


"ZAROORAT-e-RISHTA"

7 Din K Bad Ek Letter Aya





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.Ama is Umer Mein Rishtey Nahi, Farishtey Atey Hain"
Maa Ne Kaha HAVELI Chhor Do,

Paaro Ne Kaha DAARU Chhor Do,

Ek Din Aaega!

Jab Girlfriend Kahe Gi:

"BHAIYA, In Bachon Ko Zara School Chhor Do". . . ;->
2 Aadmi Memon Ki
Baraat Me Gaye
Wahan Bar Bar Paani
Pesh Kia Ja Raha Tha

Tung Aa Ker Ek Ne Kaha:
Janab Halaq Main Paani
Phans Gaya Hy ...
Thore Se Chawal La
Dai''n ... ;->
Whenever u fall...Trust me...i''ll alwayz b dere 2 catch u




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Oooooooooopzzzz!!!

1 bar aur plzzzzz

I wasnt ready...
Wife: Yesterday I saw a very beautiful girl.

Husband: Then what happened?

Wife: I just kept on admiring her, on and on..

Husband (gets irritated): WHAT happened then?

Wife smiled and said: I moved away from the mirror!