U r on a bus & U need

U r on a bus & U need
U r on a bus & U need
2 fart ...
But d music is really
loud, so U time Ur
farts with d beats.
After a couple ov
songs, U start 2 feel
better as U approach
Ur stop, as U r leaving
d bus, People REALLY
staring down at U n
that''s when U realize

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U''ve been listening 2
Ur iPod !!
  

May, 14 2010     332 chars (3 sms)     2457 views       Funny

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The length & breadth & height of you
total up to quite a view,

but to taste the true delight of you
I’ll have to take a bite of you.
There are 3 kind of Men..

Do u know...?

1-The ASIANS-
They hv 1 wife & 1 girlfriend but they love their wife the most.

2-The AMERICANS-
They hv 1 wife & 1 girlfriend but they love their girlfriend the most.

3-The PAKISTANIS-
They hv 1 wife & 4 girlfriends but they love their house-maid the most... ;->
Dis is a warning to all those people who don''t Smoke..
One day, you''ll lose all ur friends,
They will all die
&
you''ll be left alone..
So, Start smoking... ;->
chill man = Teacher to Student:
How many Planets are there ???

Student:
Mars, Venus, Jupitar.....

Teacher:
Aur Sunaaoo ???

Student:
Buss fitt,,, Aap Sunaao ??? !! =P =D


Pakistan Aur Afghanistan Me Kia Farq Hai ????


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Sochoo.


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Me Batata Hoo

Afghanistan Ka Sadr KARZAI hai Aur Pakistan Ki poori Qaum KARZAI hai
''Mehsoos Ho Rahi Hai Fiza Mein

Tamatar aur Andon Ki Khushboo faraz,

Lgta Hai Mery watan Ki

Cricket Team Wapis Aney Wali Hai...''
Kia aap k0 pata hay ??


B00ks samnay rakh kar b na perh panay wali bemari ka nam kia hay ??



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"BE-GAIRTI'''':-):-o
Phela parrot Rs 5000 ka hay kiyon ke ye computer janta hay, doosra Rs 10000 ka kiyon ke ye computer aur driving dono janta hay Aur ye teesra Rs 700000 ka hay.

Man: Teesra kia karta hay jo itna expensive hay?

Shopkeeper: Mein ne iss ko kutch kartay nahin dekha lekin pehlay do iss ko BOSS kehtay hain.
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is Mein se 1 Mising Hai?


2 dafa kyun parh rahay ho
Sharam ka maqam hai
ABCD Mein ''1''
Kahan Ata Hai?
Doctor: Jab Ap Ko Pata Tha K Chipkali Ap K Mu Me Ghus Rhi Hy To Ap Chup Q Thy?
Sardar: Pehle Cockroch Gya Tha To Muje Laga K Chipkali Usy Pakar Legi.. ;-)
Every women faces two major problems
When ever she open womenher almari
Pen nu kapre vi koi ni te rakhan nu jagah vi koi nh
Aaj mere paas


Mobile Hai


Number Hai


Charger Hai


Battery hai


Balance hai


Tumhare pas kya hai?

Hai koi msg?


hai
To bhejo
Agar nhi To mobile fek do!