U r on a bus & U need

U r on a bus & U need
U r on a bus & U need
2 fart ...
But d music is really
loud, so U time Ur
farts with d beats.
After a couple ov
songs, U start 2 feel
better as U approach
Ur stop, as U r leaving
d bus, People REALLY
staring down at U n
that''s when U realize

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.

.

.

.

.

.

.

U''ve been listening 2
Ur iPod !!
  

May, 14 2010     332 chars (3 sms)     2645 views       Funny

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I always pray 4u that.

May ur life b bright & sunny
& ur partner b fat & funny

May ur life b filled wid roses
&
U have children with pheeni pheeni noses.
Actually I wanted to kill u for not messaging me..



but



But I can''t

According to section
340/B(1953)

Killing a Bander Is Punishable Offence.

Wo Konsa DRIVER Ha Jis Ka LICENSE Nhi Hota?

Khud Soch K Niche Answer Dekhna!





Yar Khud Soch,






Socho
Yar
Socho




















Ans:SCREW DRIVER,
Mr Anis ''walking on the road suddenly bend &touched the road &said furiously''fittay moonh,loki thokk vi enj sutday ney,jivein ruppeya peya hovay..
Kyo Har Bar Mosam Ki Tarha Badal Jatay Hoo

Har Naye Din Hamara Dil Dukhatay Hoo

Yeh Baat Sun Kar Hamari Roh Kamnp Gai

Tum Bartan Dhonay Wale Saboon Se Nahatay Ho
Ek Pathan naqli note lekar Surf Excel lene gaya.

Dukandar:Is note mein Quaid-e-Azam ki topi nahi hai.

Pathan:O yara meli pari hai us k liye to surf lene aaya hun.
KamEEnAy

BeghAirAt

KutTAy

BehAyA

ZalIl

mAnhOOs


jAhIl

GadhAy

MaIn FuZool mAin yeh Sab tUmhAre bAraY mAin SoChtA rehTa Hoon..
MeRe yEh SochnE Se pEhlE hE SmS kArdiyA kArO =P *
All da elecTrons were having parTY suddenly proTons aTTacked ThemA herO came & saved da eLecTrons.TheY asKed hero "who r u?"he said "Bond .....Covalent bond"
Noor jahan ki wafat k baad Is dafa
jang ki soorat mein milli
naghmay nasebo lal gae gi.

''Aye watan K sajeelay
GUJJRO,
Dushman ki manjii mein daang phair do.
Survey Subject:In how many days a 1000 pgs book cn b read.......?

Writer-6months, Doctor-2mnths, Lawyer-1month, STUDENT-ON THE NIGHT B4 THE EXAM.


Weather Report Mein Bataya Gya Hai
k Yeh Taiz Hawa Apne Sath Sub
Bagirton Ko ley Jay Gi
Is Ley Ap Chaat Per Maze Lene Na Ana
Warna Kidnap Ho Jo Gay...=P;->
Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money,

Our Son Steals It.

I Don''t Know What To Do About It

Hus: Keep It In His ENGINEERING Books.

He''ll Never Touch!