U r on a bus & U need

U r on a bus & U need
2 fart ...
But d music is really
loud, so U time Ur
farts with d beats.
After a couple ov
songs, U start 2 feel
better as U approach
Ur stop, as U r leaving
d bus, People REALLY
staring down at U n
that''s when U realize

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U''ve been listening 2
Ur iPod !!

May, 14 2010 332 chars (3 sms) 2574 views Funny

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(@) Smiling.... (!.!) Crying...

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Mom(kichen §y):
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1 pathan 2sre se :log hm ko pagal samajhty hn,
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