U r on a bus & U need

U r on a bus & U need
U r on a bus & U need
2 fart ...
But d music is really
loud, so U time Ur
farts with d beats.
After a couple ov
songs, U start 2 feel
better as U approach
Ur stop, as U r leaving
d bus, People REALLY
staring down at U n
that''s when U realize

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U''ve been listening 2
Ur iPod !!
  

May, 14 2010     332 chars (3 sms)     2996 views       Funny

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Bhool Jao to Aapki Aisi ki Taisi. :-)
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Pathan: Mai Neeche Uter kar Rickshaw Loonga. :-)
Teacher: who is the father of ibn-e-sinna?
pathan soch mai gumm

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John Cena
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? A:About 45 pounds!!
A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.

The guy says, thanks for the warning!
Adhi Rat ko Ek Admi Apni Moti Biwi se bola : Begum Sisak Sisak kar marna acha hai ya aik Damm?

Begum: Aik Dum

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Definition of "WIFE"..............

"Someone Who''|| Stand by U Through All The
Troubles
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You can''t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it
Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.
Teacher : Btao Jehlum,Rawalpindi Aur PeshAwAr Kahan Hai...!

Student : Mujhe Kya MaloOm Sir...!

Ap Apni Cheezein Khud Sanbhal Kar Rakha Karein...!
Love Is The Thing That ...

Enables A Woman To Sing

While She Mopes Up The Floor

After

Her Husband Has
Walked Across It
In His Barn Boots ... ;->