U r on a bus & U need

U r on a bus & U need
2 fart ...
But d music is really
loud, so U time Ur
farts with d beats.
After a couple ov
songs, U start 2 feel
better as U approach
Ur stop, as U r leaving
d bus, People REALLY
staring down at U n
that''s when U realize

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U''ve been listening 2
Ur iPod !!

May, 14 2010 332 chars (3 sms) 2799 views Funny

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While selling Parachute

While selling Parachute: Plane se kudo button dabao aur aap zameen par safely land!
Customer: Agar parachute na khula to?
Sardaar: Oh ji, paise waapas!

Move down if U like me

Move down if U
like me

So U lyk me

Datz so Sw33t

Ok u can stop

Stop it,enough

Dis iz 2 much

Ok ok i lyk U2 :->

Happy?

Ye fans log B na ;->

quaid e azam khan ; )

Sardar: tum pathano ne kabhi koi Qabil-e-fakhar kaam bhi kia hai?
Pathan: oye tum ko pata hi nhai hai..
Pakistan men pehla world cup kon laya?
Imran khan,

Pakistan me Atom bomb kon laya?
Dr. Qadeer khan,

World cupT-20 kon laya?
Younus khan
Or to or Pakistan bnanay wla kon tha?

Quaid-e-Azam khan ;-)

Sincere apology:

Sincere apology: If u dont like any of my SMS & Don t like 2 read, Or if my msgs disturb u Then plz don t hesitate, Feel free to THROW UR MOBILE OUT !!

Pesh hai... For the first time

Pesh hai... For the first time
In your Mobile
Nahati hui Larki.

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Aaj thhand hai, Kal nahaegi!

pathan ka beta.

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Husband: You know,

Husband: You know,
our son got his brain from me.

Wife: I think he did ,
I still got mine with me

Catch her by her waist…

Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
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SRDAR ne 1 TOTA pala

SRDAR ne 1 TOTA pala
or usko
mirchain
khlata gya.

1 Month k bad SRDAR ne TOTAY se pucha:
"Mian Mithu Churi Khani"

TOTA:
"Q Salay
Mirchain Khtm Ho Gai"

Ye PAKISTAN nhi CHAAND ka tukra hy

Dunya Chaand pr jane k liye Be-taab hy
Hum Khush-naseeb hyn k Zameen pr rehty huey Chaand pr hyn

Ye PAKISTAN nhi
CHAAND ka tukra hy

Aur Chaand pr na Light hoti hy,
na Paani, na Gas,
na Aata, na Cheeni,
So plz no tension,
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A Wife Hit Her Husband Wid Frying Pan

A Wife Hit Her Husband Wid Frying Pan

Husband: Wht''s Dat 4 ?

Wife: I Found A Paper In Ur Pocket, Wid d Name "Jenny" On It

Hsband: I Playd RACE Last Week n "Jenny" Was d Name Of My ''Horse''

Wife: Sory !

Next Day Wife Hit Him Agn

Hsband: Wht''s Dat 4?

Wife: Ur ''Horse'' On d Phone An Hour Ago ... ;->

hai smart

hai

smart

bohot
wo

hai

bheja

ne
jis
or
hoon
raha
parh
se

niche
ko
msg
jo
hoon
stupid

womain

confused

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