U r on a bus & U need

U r on a bus & U need
2 fart ...
But d music is really
loud, so U time Ur
farts with d beats.
After a couple ov
songs, U start 2 feel
better as U approach
Ur stop, as U r leaving
d bus, People REALLY
staring down at U n
that''s when U realize

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.

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U''ve been listening 2
Ur iPod !!

May, 14 2010 332 chars (3 sms) 1921 views Funny

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Colda & hota r fruits

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I’m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)

COURT ORDER U R Accused Of

COURT ORDER
U
R
Accused
Of
coming
into
my
life
and
Hi-jacking
my
smiles
with
your
friendship
Since
U
r
found
guilty
u
r
Sentenced
2
b
my
frend
NO BAIL !!!

Doston ki pehchan

Mere doston ki pehchan itni mushkil nahi hai
Fraz…

Wo sb se aagy hotay hain jahan chawal taqseem hotay hain.
(.”)/’
<¡:¡ oy ik plate
_/ /_ edhr v.

pata hai mujhey

pata hai mujhey "National Geoghraphy Channel" mein job mill ghayee hai, laikin aik masla hai aur wo tum hee hal kar saktey ho.

Merey Zummein bandaron par research hai, iss liye kabhi time nikal kar aaao aur apney barrey mein kuch batao,

Cockroach k liye Powder

Dukandar: Bhai Cockroach k liye Powder lylo ?

Pathan: Nahi bhai Cockroach ko itna bhi free nahi karna,
Aaj Powder ly diya tu kal Body Spray mangey ga..

Memon At Petrol Pump

Memon At Petrol Pump

Bhai 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do

Salesman: Bhai Itna Sara Petrol Dalva
K Kahan Jana Hai?

Memon: Jana Kahan Hai

Hm to Aise Hi Paise Urate Hen..

aaj phir ek pathan pit gaya

Aaj Phir Ek Pathan Pit Gaya:

Pathan Shia Ki Majlis Mai Gaya,

Aur Wahan Dekha Sab Seenay Pe Haath Maar Rahy Hain.

Pathan Samajh Gaya Aur Zor Zor Se Haath Maar Kar Cheekha.

AAL IZ WELL.

AAL IZ WELL. :-)

Wh8''s d difference b/w

Wh8''s d difference b/w
unethical & ethical
advrtising?

Unethical advrtising
uses falsehood 2
deceive d Public,
Ethical advertising uses
truth 2 deceive d
public ;)

Ek Pathan Ghar Aaya

Ek Pathan Ghar Aaya
Tou Sochny Laga k Aaj
Kia Khaas Kaam Krna
Thaa
Soch Soch Ker
Subha 5 Bajey Yaad
Aaya !

"Oye Kocha Aaj Tou
Jaldi Sona Tha " ;->

aj agr ap ko koi kahe k aap

Aj Agr Ap ko koi kahe k Aap

"Khubsoorat"
"SMART" or
"GENIOUS"

Ho

To rakh k moun pe thapr dena

Or kehna

Bad_Tameez!
"MUSLIMAAN"
APRIL FOOL nahe mnaty ;->

A Student Attached

A Student Attached A 100 Rupee Note
To His Test Paper N Wrote

"Rs 1 For 1 Mark"
The Paper Checker Sent Him

Rs 81 Back N Wrote

"U Got 19 Marks Keep The Change"

Manzil ki taraf badhte raho.

Manzil ki taraf badhte raho.
Jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno,
peeche walon ko age na jaane do
aur jo aage hai unse aage niklo.
Tabhi 1 acche Truck Driver banoge.

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U r on a bus & U need

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