U r on a bus & U need

U r on a bus & U need
U r on a bus & U need
2 fart ...
But d music is really
loud, so U time Ur
farts with d beats.
After a couple ov
songs, U start 2 feel
better as U approach
Ur stop, as U r leaving
d bus, People REALLY
staring down at U n
that''s when U realize

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.

.

.

.

.

.

.

U''ve been listening 2
Ur iPod !!
  

May, 14 2010     332 chars (3 sms)     2806 views       Funny

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