Pathan''s Wife Bought A

Pathan''s Wife Bought A
Pathan''s Wife Bought A
Beautifl Sweater For Her
Husband...
She Sent It To Him By Parcel
Along Wid A Note ... Tht Said
"d Buttons Of d Sweatr r Removd
Since They Were Too Heavy & added
To d Postage. U''ll Find ''Em
In d Rite Hand Pocket Of The
Sweater" ... ;->
  

May, 15 2010     273 chars (2 sms)     3234 views       Funny

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Q:
Why Do Men Who Have Pierced Ears Are Better Prepared For Marriage . . . ? ? ?







Ans:
Coz
They Have Experience Of Ear Pain& Buying Jewelry . . . ;->
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Tumhara dimagh bilkul b kaam nahee karta, kal b pardhaya tha aur dekho aaj phir pardhana pard raha hai..



Ek admi ki ammi ke NIC per beva likh diya gaya
woh admi gusse mein apne abba ke saath
Nadra ke office gaya
or pathan manager ko bola isse shahi karke do,

Pathan manager ne pistol nikali
Or uske abba ko mar diya
or bola yeh lo shahi ho gaya


A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?

Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
sardar:3 months.

Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
Sardar: 3 months

Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar:3 month.

Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing
Balle Balle;->
Munna Bhai: Abe circut ,Ye Bata , Ager Bina daaton ka kutta kate tu kya karnay ka ?
circuit: Simple bhai... bolay tuu... Bina sui k 14 injections :D
Eik bAr Eik kaNjos Ne Apne Dost kO MaryaL Ghora
Tohfay Mein Dia Magar Wo Ghora Usi Raat Mar gYa.

AgLy rOz kaNjoS Ne Dost ko pHonE kiA Aur Pocha kaHo GhorA kAiSA hAi tEz Dorta Hai Na

Dost Tanzia Andaz Mein kEhNy LaGa Han itNa tEz Dorta Hai k iS Dunya Se
Us Dunya Pohunch Gaya Hai. . //->
Yesterday whole night i was thinking about only U...
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Today i was
thinking of V
.
.
2nite i wil definitely think about..
W,X,Y&Z...hehehe!!!


Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??
Wife remains silent ……

Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to De….
1 Larki Apni Friend K Ghar Jane Lagi To Maa Ne Kaha K Jab

Tak Sarak Se Gari Na Guzre To Sarak Par Mat Karna.Wo Apni Friend K

Ghar Jane Lagi To 30 Minuts Bad Wapis A Gayi.Maa Ne Kaha K

Itni Jaldi Kyun Aa Gayi He.Usne Kaha K Maa Sarak Se Koi Gari

Hi Nhi Guzri Is Liye Me Wapis Aa Gayi.
1 Dafa 1 molvi movie dekh raha tha.

Doosra admi:molvi sab ap nay tu kaha tha
k ap movie nai dekhtay.


Molvi:mai is ko nafrat ki nigah say dekh raha hon...:-)
Position of a Husband

Is just like a Split AC

No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor

He is designed to remain Silent indoor...
Faqeer: Oh..Bab kuch dedo boht bhooka hun.

Pathan: 100 rupees dikhaty huwe bola 50 rupees hein tere pass ?

Faqeer: (Khush ho kar) G haan.

Pathan: To pehle wo to kharch karlo.