Pathan''s Wife Bought A

Pathan''s Wife Bought A
Beautifl Sweater For Her
Husband...
She Sent It To Him By Parcel
Along Wid A Note ... Tht Said
"d Buttons Of d Sweatr r Removd
Since They Were Too Heavy & added
To d Postage. U''ll Find ''Em
In d Rite Hand Pocket Of The
Sweater" ... ;->

May, 15 2010 273 chars (2 sms) 2936 views Funny

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''jee kia chaheyeh

''jee kia chaheyeh

haan kia chaheyeh???

msg parhna hai?

ULLU K PATHAY YEH KIA KER RAHE hoo

yeh mesg hee tu hai''

NON SMOKERS vs Smoker

NON SMOKERS- i hate cigarette so i don''t touch it. ;-(
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SMOKER- i too hate cigarette so ''I BURN IT'' :-)
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Attitude matters... ;->

Wife : Do you want dinner?

Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.

mujh sey pehli see

mujh sey pehli see mohabat merey mehboob na mangh,

mangh b lo ghey kya hoga, mein nein to hazaroon mein bant dee hoyee hai

Once upon a time

Once upon a time, Sada and Ada, visited a coal mine to find some diamonds.
Sada takes a right and Ada turns left.
Sada has only a shovel, but Ada had sophisticated diamond mining tools.
Yet, Sada finds a diamond but Ada doesn''t (even after digging for 10 kms) !!!

Why ??

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Kyonki...Hira hai Sada ke liye!!!

Fairy Tales End With . .

Fairy Tales End With . . .
"They Lived Happily Ever After . . ."

But

Family Takes Begind With . . .
"They Fought Happily Ever After. . . " ;->

It''s MOONSOON

It''s MOONSOON
&
I''m Sure... U must Be Very Happy
U Must B Feelimg Like Goimg Out.. Drench.... Sing Songs ........... Splash Water & Find Sum 1 Special.....

RyTe..???

Isn''t It.....???

Every Frog Feels De Same.... ;->

Ravan ki 20 aankhein

Ravan ki 20 aankhein thi magar nazar sirf ek aurat pe; jab ki aapki 2 aankhein aur nazar har aurat pe...!
Toh asli Ravan kaun??

Agar 5 minute mein tumhara koi bhi msg nahi aayato..

Agar 5 minute mein tumhara koi bhi msg nahi aayato..
To

tO

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aaj apni dosti khatam...

Aur

Kal sa phir shuru

100 rupay ka note mila

1 Pathan Ko Road pe say 100 Rupay Ka note mila
Jis par likha tha,,
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. "Eid Mubarak"

PatHan Ne Note Pocket mein dala or Bola

"khair Mubarak" ;p : )

A man sees a fat man

A man sees a fat man
sitting in a train cabin.

Taunting, he asks:
Is this cabin for elephants only!

Fat man humbly replies:
No!Even monkeys like you can sit!

1 Bacha ZONG K Office

1 Bacha ZONG K Office Ja Kar Larki Ko I LOVE U Kehta Ha

LARKI: Tumhari Himat Kesay Hui..?

BACHA: Aap Hi To Kehty Ho

" ZONG LO OR SUB KAH DO "

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