Pathan''s Wife Bought A

Pathan''s Wife Bought A
Pathan''s Wife Bought A
Beautifl Sweater For Her
Husband...
She Sent It To Him By Parcel
Along Wid A Note ... Tht Said
"d Buttons Of d Sweatr r Removd
Since They Were Too Heavy & added
To d Postage. U''ll Find ''Em
In d Rite Hand Pocket Of The
Sweater" ... ;->
  

May, 15 2010     273 chars (2 sms)     2771 views       Funny

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Hum Gaye Thay Un K Ghar,


Kehna Tha Dil Se Dil Mila Lo,,,,


Unki Ammi Ne Khola Darwaza

Hum Ghabra K Bolay Aunti





Taliban aa gaye hain cable katwa Lo!
Boy 2 Girl: Suit bohat acha pehna hai
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Girl: Thanks
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Boy: Lipstick b achi hai
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Girl: Thanks
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Boy: Makeup b bohat acha hai
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Girl: Thnx "BHAI JAN"
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Boy: Phir b buri lag rahi ho :-P
Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)?
Santa: Downwards!
How a girl replies if Himesh proposes;
O huzoor, bhaad me jaaye tera suroor,
surat se hai tu khajoor,
bidi ki factory ka majdoor,
chal hoja door abey langoor!!!!
Kahee''n Andhera Tou Kahee''n Shaam Ho Gi

Meri Har Khushi Tere Naam Ho Gi

Kuch Maang Tou Dekh Ae Dost

Bijli'' Telephone, Gas Ka bill Aur

Qarz Me Doobi Hui Property Tere Naam Hogi . . . ;->

Pathan:
Yaar Bakray Ki Zabaan Khao Gay?
2nd:
Nahi, Main Moun Say Nikli Hui Cheez Nahi Khata..
1st:
Acha,
To Phir Ye Lo,
Anda Khao..!!
Sab Dost Bewafa Ho Gaye

Hum Apne Mobile Se Khafa Ho Gaye

1 Sms Tou Kr Do Zaalim

Werna Dunya Samjhe Gi Aap Dunya Se Dafa Ho Gaye ;->


A SciEntiFic Question:

Q: Paad Ki Smell Q Hotee Hai?
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A: Taakay Behray Loag Bhi Enjoy Kar Sakain ;-)
Boy: Jotashi Meri Shadi Kyon Nahi Ho Rahi Hai?


Jotashi : Beta, Allah Ne Tere Naseeb Me Dukh Nahi Likhe

To Isme Main Kya Kar Sakta Hoon!
Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka Character begar jayega.
Eik Dehaati Shehar Gya,
Uss K Peechay Ik Kutta Dor Para
Dehati Nay Pathar Uthna Chaha Magar Pathar Zamin K Sath Jura Huwa Tha,
Dehati Ne Kaha,
Yeh Ajeeb Jagah Hai Yahan Kutton Ko Khula Chor Daitay Hain Or Pathar Ko Baandh Daitay Hain,
Ham pani kyun peety hain?
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socho socho
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Lo sun''lo,
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Kyun K,
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Ham pani kha nhi sakty, Isliye, Peety hain;-)