Pathan''s Wife Bought A

Pathan''s Wife Bought A
Beautifl Sweater For Her
Husband...
She Sent It To Him By Parcel
Along Wid A Note ... Tht Said
"d Buttons Of d Sweatr r Removd
Since They Were Too Heavy & added
To d Postage. U''ll Find ''Em
In d Rite Hand Pocket Of The
Sweater" ... ;->

May, 15 2010 273 chars (2 sms) 3034 views Funny

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A drunk was hauled into court. Mister,

A drunk was hauled into court. Mister,
the judge began, youâ€™ve been
brought here for drinking.
Great, the drunk exclaimed. When do we get started. . . ? ;->

Who Let The Dog Out . . . ? ? ?

Who Let The Dog Out . . . ? ? ?

Think

Think Hard . . .

Quite Easy . . .

Aray Idiot

Bitches Aur Kaun . . . ;->

interesting but true

Interesting but True:

Q. Kya shadi Jannat ka darwaza hai?
A. Jee haan! magar bahir jany ka..!!

Q. Insan apni bewuqufi par kab khush hota hai?
A. Shadi k din..!!

Q. Kya zubani larai mein aurat say koi jeet sakta hai?
A. Jee haan! Dusri aurat..!!

Q. Talaq ki sub say bari waja kya hai?
A. Shadi... =P ;->

T h e D e f i n i t i o n

T h e

D e f i n i t i o n

O f

A

B e a u t i f u l

W o m a n

I s

O n e

W h o

L o v e s

M e ...

BHAKT - Bhagwan mujhe

BHAKT - Bhagwan mujhe wardan do ki mai marne ke bad phir zinda ho sakun.BANGWAN- Ye mere bas ki bat nahi hai putra, ye sirf Ekta Kapoor kar sakti hai.

teri dosti main deewane ho gaye

Teri Dosti Main Deewane Ho Gaye,

Tujhe Apna Banate Banate Begane Ho Gaye,

Pukaar Le Ek Baar Pyar Se Mere Dost,

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Bandar Ki Awaaz Suney Zamane Ho Gaye.

''2 pyaj, 3 lahsun, 5 gm jeera,

''2 pyaj,
3 lahsun,
5 gm jeera,
3 kali mirch,
2 spoon namak,
4 spoon oil,
1 cup water
Aur thoda sa hara dhaniya.
Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu?
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Tumhe ullu!''

id like to buy som dog food

man:I''d like to buy som dog food

Salesman: do u''ve dog?

Man:Yes

sale:Wr?

Man:home

Sale:i''m sory cnt sel u unles i c dog.Store policy

next day

man:do u''ve cat food?

Sale:whr''s cat?

Man:home

Sales:sory can''t sel u unles I c cat

3day man walks in wid bag

Sale:Wts in bag?

Man: put ur hand in

Sale:It''s warm and moist Wat is it?

Man: p0tty!! I need toilet paper.... =P ;->

islamiyat ka teacher bachon se

Islamiyat Ka Teacher Bachon Se:

Batao Woh Konsa Amal Hai, Jis Se Saray Gunah Muaf Ho Jatay Hain?

Class Main Khamoshi,
Sab Bachay Sochne Lagy.

Phir Ek Bacha Hath Khara Kar K Bolta Hai.

Sir, "N.R.O" :-)

Every Man needs a

Every Man needs a Beautiful wife, intelligent wife, caring wife, loving wife, sexy wife, adjusting & cooperative wife, but it’s sad that law allows only one wife.

masoom mohabbat ka

Masoom Mohabbat Ka
Bus Yehi Afsana Hai,

Mohabbat Nibhane Ka
Yehi To Zamana Hai,

Ammi Ghar Se Nikalne Nahi Deti Aur...

Mujhe Aaj Date Pe Jana Hai :->

Zalil honay Ka Sub Se Asan Tarika...!

Zalil honay Ka Sub Se Asan Tarika...!

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Uff Toba..! ! !
Zalil Honey Ka Kitna Shok Hai K Tarika dhonda Jaraha Hai...!!

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