some like sunday so

some like sunday so


Some like Sunday
Some like Monday,
But i like Your Birthday.
Happy Birthday my sweetheart

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Submitted By Humayun From Multan ( 03216307893 )
  

May, 03 2010     231 chars (2 sms)     3100 views       Funny

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