Tum Shadi K Baad

Tum Shadi K Baad
Boy :Tum Shadi K Baad Apne Lye Alag Ghar Tu Nhi Mango Gi?


Girl : Bilkul Nahi, Bus Tum Apni Amma Ko Alag Ghar Lai Daina.
  

May, 14 2010     125 chars (1 sms)     2646 views       Funny

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Thought of the day:

"if u help a gal when she is in problem,she vil always remember u only when she is in problem again..!!"
Ach''hon Se Bhi Ziada Tum Ach''he Ho.
Sach''chon Se Bhi Ziada Tum Sache Ho.
Maine Us Se Kaha Mujhe Tum Se Mohobat Hai.
Us Ne Kaha Sharm Karo Abhi Tum Bache Ho)~
Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.






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Nice na...?? =P ;->
Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.
If she can''t make up her mind, how do I know the right answer? ;->
When ur life is in darkness pray to God
Ask him to free u from darkness and
Even after you pray and you are still in darkness,
Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !
Memon ka 1 rupia chatt se gir gaya,

memon neeche pohncha to rupia nahe mila

kion??









memon rupiay se pehley pohnch gaya tha!...=P;->
Dil se hum aap ko janab kehte hain

Moo se hum aap ko aadab kehte hain

Aap jahan kahin bhi tashreef le jatay hain

Sab aap ko khuda ka azaab kehte hain. :p
Ek Pathan Se Poocha Gaya,
Tumara Favrate Actress Kon Hai.
To Pathan Ne Kaha.
Katreena
Kareena
Pretty
Prianka
Amisha
Aur











Shahid Kapoor.
What If A Car Had

Wooden Tyres

Wooden Seats

Wooden Doors

Wooden Engine ... ?








Simple ....




It Wooden Run ... ;->
Are you fluency in English.?
Read it fast..

Upper roller lower roller
Roller lower Roller Upper
A boy came running in the kitchen,
Boy:Dad, There is an ugly monster at the door
Dad(Looking at his wife):
Tell him we have already got one!
Q) Why did Inzamam retire from cricket ?


A) Because he has got the exclusive
rights for Priya Gold Biscuits in Pakistan - Haq se Maango.