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dr ne 1 pagal se poocha
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dr ne 1 pagal se poocha
dr ne 1 pagal se poocha
Dr ne 1 pagal se poocha:
Tum chhat se Q latak rahe ho?
pagal:
Main aik bulb hoon
Doctor:
Tum jal Q nahi rahe?
Pagal:
bewakof ye pakistan hai light gai hui hai.
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May, 05 2010
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some 1 asked me 2
some 1 asked me 2 describe u in 2 words....
he xpected me to answer d word the best.....
but i didnt answer i just simply smile n said''''no comparison''''.
U came alone pic
U came alone pick me from my home take t ur home in ur bedroom put off ur shirt touch ur head 2 my cheast put ur lips on my lips "THANK GOD I''M DA BOTTLE OF PEPSI"
an economist is a
An ECONOMIST
Is A Surgeon With
An Excellent Scalpel
And Rough-edged
Lancet,
Who Operates
Beautifully On The
Dead And Tortures
Living ... ;->
tmhain mlny ko dil k
Tmhain Mlny Ko DiL Kar Raha Hy . . !
Translate It Into English . . . !
My Heart Is"Doing"To Meet U...=P;->
Ladki aisi paheli hai,
Ladki aisi paheli hai, Kabhi tere toh kabhi meri saheli hai, Kharcha karo toh bole: "DARLING I LOVE U". Na karo toh bole: "BROTHER HOW R U ?"
Aaj k Baad Jis Kisi Ko
Aaj k Baad Jis Kisi Ko
Bhi 10 Number Ka
Joota Chahiye Wo Is
Terha Maangey k
Mujhy
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"BUSH NUMBERI"
Joota Chahiye ... ;->
Doctor:
Doctor:
Ye syrup 2 spoon subha,
2 dopahar,
2 raat ko,
3 din tuk lena hay
Pathan:apna dawai apna pas rakho
hamara ghar me itna chamach(spoon) nahi hy
Meaning Of A B C D E F G
Meaning Of A B C D E F G
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
While Reverse The Letters
G F E D C B A
Girls Forget Everything Done Catch Bakra Again. . . ;->
What Does Tarzan
What Does Tarzan Say When He Sees A Herd Of Elephants With Sunglasses
In The Distance?
Nothing.
He Doesn''t Recognize Them.
jab dushman tumhain dhutkar
Jab Dushman Tumhain DhutkaR De Aur DhakkEy De kR Ghar se Nikal De t0u Tum Haar Na man0 Balkey
Balkey
UsKi
BACHI Phansa kR Badla Lo...!
- Waliam MaliK ;-
you are my friend
you are my friend
To kya karoo naachoo.
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American Agency Black Water K
American Agency
Black Water K
Khilaaf Hum Nay
Aik Agency
Banany Ka Socha
Hai. U R Requested
2 Join Us
0ur Agency
Name z
"Soda Water" ;->
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