Beth Kar Tanha Yeh Sochta Hun

Beth Kar Tanha Yeh Sochta Hun
Beth Kar Tanha Yeh Sochta Hun

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Khatam Ho Gai Zindagi Par Bachi Koi Na Phasi... =P ;->
  

May, 13 2010     121 chars (1 sms)     2510 views       Funny

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Majnoo Laila Ki Zulfon Me Aisa Khoyak Behosh Ho Gaya.

Jab Hosh Aya To Pocha.

Laila!
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Kitne Dino Se Sr Nhi Dhoya?
Agr spiderman PAKISTAN mai bnti
to us ka nam kya hota...
Zra socho



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Phr socho








"JAALAY wala GUJJAR" :-D
Some Translations in Urdu...!!

Wassup babe..?
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Munni,upar kya hai..?

Listen buddy,dat chick is mine..!
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Suno dost,wo murghi meri hai..!

R u nuts..?
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Kya aap akhrot hain..?

Rock da party..!
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Patthar maro jashan mein..!

Lets hangout..,
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Chalo bahar lataktey hain.....
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot; the guy who
invented the
other three, he was the genius.
Muskurate Chehre Ko Rula Dete Hain Log


Khuloos-e-Ulfat Ki Kuch Aisi Saza Dete Hain Log



Barha K Baal Baghlo''n K


Haath Utha Utha K Sungha Dete Hain Log . . . ;->
W1y w2y w1y w5y
W5x w1y w2y w1y

Nhi smaj aya?
Zra ulta kr k dekho




HaHaHa!

Paagal!
Jab seedha smaj nhi aya to ulta kese smaj aaey ga
Real Heart Touching Story
"A b0y sent the most expensive bird that c0uld speak 40 languages as a birthday gift 2 his g.f.
next day he asked about the gift.
b.f:hows the bird??...
g.f:very tasty:-)
Husband: Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada Faayda Hua Hai.

Wife: Woh Kya?

Husband: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gayi!
Us Ne Ye Keh Kar Fried Cockroach Khila Dya Ghalib...
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Har Cheez Meezan Main Achi Lagti
Hay ..
Teacher:woh dekho udhar sunder ladki khadi hai.
Isko PUNJABI me translate karo.
student:woh dekho saalo TODI BHABHI KHADI HAI
Wada Tou Nahi kerte Dosti Nibhayenge

Koshish Ye Hi Rahegi Aap Ko Satayenge

Zarurat Pare Tou Dil Se Pukarna

POTTY Bhi Ker Rahe Honge Tou Bina Dhoye Chale Aayenge . . . ;->
ASIF ALI ZARDARI K BAAD KON SADAR BANEY GA...

SOCHO

SOCHO

AUR SOCHO

NAHIN MALOOM?

CHALO ME BATATA HUN



REHMAN DAKAIT.. :-)