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''Hotay hain Dunya main aisay bhi haadsay...
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''Hotay hain Dunya main aisay bhi haadsay...
''Hotay hain Dunya main aisay bhi haadsay...
''Hotay hain Dunya main aisay bhi haadsay...
Wah Wah...
Hotay hain Dunya main aisay bhi haadsay...
Thanday Meethy Faalsay,
Kalay Kalay Faalsay.''
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May, 24 2010
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Once bread and butter
Once bread and butter were travelling by plane... plane crash hua...
bread marr gayaa.. lekin butter nahin maraa... kyon ???
Because woh Butter FLY thaa..
Pakistan me burai kon phela rha hy
Pakistan me burai kon phela rha hy?
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1- INDIA
2- AMERICA
3- ISRAEL
4- AFGANISTAN
5- BARTANIA
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Ans:
"GEO".. ;->
human beings r soluble in water
A man jumped into the sea n never came out.
2nd man also jumped in,
he ws drowned too.
Panjabi scientist wrote da conclusion:
Human beings r soluble in water.!
aadmi apne bachay se
Aadmi Apne Bachay Se
Baita Sharab Mat Peena Wrna
Yeh Jo 2 Aadmi Ja Rahay Hain Tumhain
4 Nazar Ayeinge.
Bacha: Magar Abbu Wo To 1 Aadmi Hai...=P;->
Lardka: tumari ankhen ktni haseen hai
Lardka: tumari ankhen ktni haseen hai,
Lardki: Choro na,
Lardka: Tumhare baal ktne khobsurat hai,
Lardki: Choro na, App B.
Lardka: Itne der se chor hi to raha tha..
Hum to mohobat k panchi hain,
Hum to mohobat k
panchi hain,
piyar k geet gungunate
hain,
Nafrato ka to hume
kuch malom nahi,
Jo bhi bachi milay us pe
line zaror marty hain;->
Memon K Ghar Guest Aye
Memon K Ghar Guest Aye
Bivi Ne Kaha.
Jao Mehmano K Liye Kuch Le Kar Aao
Memon Bahar Gaya Aur TAXI Le Aya! ;->
dazz dazz dazz da
Dazz..
Dazz Dazz Dazz ...
Dazz dazz dazz dazz. . .
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Chup jao.. FARAZ ''TALIBAN'' k sath mil gaya hy..!
:-)...
A paindo man was died..
A paindo man was died..
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GOD say him!
Main teno janat dey saaa..
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Paindo bola,
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Na jee Na
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Main Te HONDA He Lay Saaa... ;->
"Raks karti hay gardish-e-dauran,
"Raks karti hay gardish-e-dauran,
dar khulay hain sharab khano k,
"Chaey peenay ko ab kahan jayen,
Band hotel hoey pathano k."
Khan ko kisi ne bataya
Khan ko kisi ne bataya k jore asmano par bante hai..
Khan bazar se kapra le kar aaya 0r uper ki taraf m0un kar k bola "ya Allah ye mera jora b banade" . . . ;->
Heights Heights of super Bindaasness :
Heights Heights of super Bindaasness :
Finishing the Exam paper and coming out of the examination hall and then asking a friend --
“ Kaunsa subject tha yaar ?? !!!
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