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''Hotay hain Dunya main aisay bhi haadsay...
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''Hotay hain Dunya main aisay bhi haadsay...
''Hotay hain Dunya main aisay bhi haadsay...
''Hotay hain Dunya main aisay bhi haadsay...
Wah Wah...
Hotay hain Dunya main aisay bhi haadsay...
Thanday Meethy Faalsay,
Kalay Kalay Faalsay.''
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May, 24 2010
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LALU PRASAD Bus k Uppar Khare Thay
LALU PRASAD Bus k Uppar Khare Thay
Raste Me Toofan Aya
Dhoti Urh Gai,
Phr Bijli Karki.
LALU Said: "Ek Tou Humri Dhoti Cheen Li
Upar Se FOTUA B Lewat hyn.." ;->
Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?
1 Jamadar Gutter
1 Jamadar Gutter Main Jhuk Kar Kachra Nikal Raha Tha.
1 Pathan Wahan Se Guzarte Huey Ruk Kar Bola.
Yar 2 Roti Mera B Laga Dena . . .["!"]
funniest fact
Funniest Fact ...
When You Re-arrange
Word
"ELECTION RESULTS"
It Would Become
"LIES - LET''S RECOUNT"
MATHAMETICAL POEM.
MATHAMETICAL POEM.Hum to na 3 me hain na 13 me,Hum se Q 5,7 karte ho,9,2,11 kar k hum ko,Chup k oron se bat karte ho,302 lage gi tum ko,Qatl ki wardat karte ho,420 hai vo jis k liy,Zulf lehra k rat karte ho..!
Bus chali jhatka laga
Bus chali
jhatka laga
ek sardar ek larki par gira
larki boli:
badtameez,kya kar rahe ho...
Sardar bola: SINDH University se B.COM kar raha hoon.
what happens to a c
What Happens To A
Chartered Accountant
MainMatric Mein
Tha Wo Matric Mein
Thi
Main Inter Mein Tha
Wo Inter Mein Thi
Main C.A Mein Aa Gya
Wo B.A Mein Thi
Main C.A Mein Tha
Wo MASTER Mein Thi
Main C.A Mein Tha
Wo PhD Mein Thi
Main C.A Mein Tha
Us Ne Doctorate Kr Lia
Aaj Us i Shaadi Hy Aur
Main C.A Mein Hi Hoon ... ;->
Bas Bohat Hua
Bas Bohat Hua
Bura Lage Tou Sorry
Me Ne Neeche Saaf
Saaf Likh Dia Hy ...
"SAAF SAAF" ;->
Aaj Kal K Halaat Ki Wja Se
Aaj Kal K Halaat Ki Wja Se
1 Kutta 2sre Kutte Se Keh Rha Tha
(Is Mulk Se Jaldi Hi Bhag Chalo)
Wrna!
INSAAN KI MOUT MAARE JAO GE . . . ;->
1 Din Zindagi Ne Mujh Se Poocha:
1 Din Zindagi Ne Mujh Se Poocha:
Tum Apne Dost k 7 Kab Tak Rehna Chahty Ho ?
?
Mene 1 " PAAD " Maar Dia Aur Kaha:
Jab Tak Tum Is Ko Pakar
Na Lo =P ;)
Good morning.
Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you woke up today?....
1)Pray, so that u may live...
2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!!!!
New Exciting
New Exciting Offer From
Uniliver Pakistan Limited.
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Ab Shampoo Ki Her Bottle K Sath 1
"AATE"
Ka Sachet Bilkul Free.:-
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