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''Hotay hain Dunya main aisay bhi haadsay...
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''Hotay hain Dunya main aisay bhi haadsay...
''Hotay hain Dunya main aisay bhi haadsay...
''Hotay hain Dunya main aisay bhi haadsay...
Wah Wah...
Hotay hain Dunya main aisay bhi haadsay...
Thanday Meethy Faalsay,
Kalay Kalay Faalsay.''
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May, 24 2010
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if lovers are like m
If lovers are like moon and Brothers are like stars
than i have noticed that the sky looks good without
moon but not without stars i.e. YOU Happy Birthday Brother
''beta apne baap
''beta apne baap se papa kia aap ne kabhi kisi ladki se piyar kia he. papa ha kia he teri mami se. beta begarat ghar mein hi chaker chla rkha he''
Arz Kiya Hai Maathay Pr Lahu Sir Per Reit.
Arz Kiya Hai
Maathay Pr Lahu Sir Per Reit.
wah wah !
Maathe Per Lahu Sir Per Reit
Kion K Larki Ne Phool Mara Gamle Samait
Wah Wah Wah Kia Kehne. . . ;->
Aik Pathan Road Pe Potty Kar Raha Tha.
Aik Pathan Road Pe Potty Kar Raha Tha.
Police Ne Usey Pakar Liya.
Jab Usey Le Jaane Lagey To Pathan Bola:
"Saboot To Utha Loa"
Once in a jungle all
Once in a jungle all the animals were eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA
But girraffe was not eating. Why?
Because Oonche log oonchi pasand MANIKCHAND
Qus: What is The Extreme Height of Stupidity?
Qus: What is The Extreme Height of Stupidity?
Ans: Two Phathans Sitting iN Riksha and Fighting For Corner Seat..!!!
ek Pagal Tha Bilkul Pagal Tha
ek Pagal Tha
Bilkul Pagal Tha
Khali Pagal Nai
Bahut Khatarnak Pagal Tha
Aap Mat Ghabrao,
Aap K Samne To
Wo Kuch bhi nahi tha......;->
If a black cat crosses you
If a black cat crosses you, when u r going somewhere, wat does it mean
????
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?
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It means that black cat is also going some where ..........;->
agar koi mujh sey pochchey
agar koi mujh sey pochchey "teri Mohabat ka naam kya hai?"
to mein kahoon" tenu kee takleef ee"
According To A New Study ....
According To A New
Study ....
''''Students That Snore
Get Lower Grades ... ''''
Especially
''''If They Are Snoring
In The Class During
Lectures ...'''' ;->
Aaj kAdIn bArA *ManHooS* tha ..
Aaj kAdIn bArA *ManHooS* tha ..
ARRAY YAAR ...
ManhOOs Se yAAd AyA ....
KaisA hAi Tu ?? =P *
yes or no
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no. :D
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