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The best way to
releave stress is
To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud ...
"Bhaar Main Jaye
Company ..." ;->
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May, 14 2010
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Husband:u will never succeed
Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.
Boy: Har Roz Subha 25
Boy: Har Roz Subha 25 Larkiya''n Mera Intizaar Krti Hyn ! ! !
Girl; Aap Tou Bari Cheez Hyn Koi
Boy : Bas Yaar Girls College Ki Van Ka Driver Hoon . . . ;->
Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:
1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I’m not a mango man
2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits
3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also
4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.
5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)
Wife Hints 2 Husband 4 A New Car
Wife Hints 2 Husband 4 A New Car
Saying,
"Dear, Buy Me Smthing Dat Goes 0 To 80 In 3 Secs Wen Im On It."
Husband Gifted Her
A Weight Machine.
"Some people ask
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We
take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A
little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
jahaz tofan me ghir
Jahaz tofan me ghir gya
CAPTAN : ksiko tofan sa bach nklna ki dua ati ha?
A man raisd hand
CAPT said: OK ap dua pr gzara krn
hmary pas 1 life jackt km hy ;->
Ur Friendship Means So Much To Me . . .
Ur Friendship Means So Much To Me . . .
That
If V Were Da Last People
On A Sinking Ship. . .
N V Have A Single Life Jacket
Den I Will . . .
I Will Miss U Yaar . . .
whAt is tHe similArity b3tw33n jOdhA AkbAr anD deepikA pAdukOne?
whAt is tHe similArity b3tw33n jOdhA AkbAr anD deepikA pAdukOne?
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dOnO Achchee HAI bUt thOdee lAmbi hAi
beautiful girl is like a dirty thousand rupee note
A Beautiful Girl is
Like a Dirty Thousand Rupee Note..
U dont Know How Many Used it
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But U still Want it.
God Sends
God
Sends
Us
Meat,
The
Devil
Sends
Us
Cooks.
Proverb
Teacher says to student, In Algebra
Teacher says to student, In Algebra
A=B
&
B=C.
It means A=C.
Now give relevant example.
Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter,
It means that I love your daughter
Nurse: Mubarak ho Khan sb ap k ghar larka pyda hova hai
Nurse: Mubarak ho Khan sb ap k ghar larka pyda hova hai
Khan sb: Wa g wa kya technology hai,
B.V mere hospital me hai,
aur bacha mere ghar paida hova hai..
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