The best way to

The best way to
The best way to
releave stress is

To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud ...



























"Bhaar Main Jaye
Company ..." ;->
  

May, 14 2010     194 chars (2 sms)     3464 views       Funny

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HIEGHT Of KANJOOSI :

Shiekh Shab House Cought Fire And He Is Giving Miss Calls to fir brigade !!


A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.
Your Mark Sheet Has Just Arrived .

English 100 - 00

Urdu 100 - 01

Maths 100 - 00

Science 100 - 00

Haramipan 100 - 100

A+ Excellent
An application:
Dear sir,

Arz way k ajj kal mera school vich Dil nai lagda,
te raat nu neendr v nai aandi,
kyun k school vich kurriyan bohat ghat ne,
Te meri class vich te ik v nai,
te jairriyan ustaniyan ne,
oh sab ehniyaan kojiyan ne k veikhan nu Dil nai karda,
te madam v koi khaas patakha nai,
hor nai te kuj "kam vaaliyan" hi sohniyan rakh lavo.
Tuhadi Mehrbani hosi,
Urs faithfully,

ROSHAN KHAYAAL STUDENT"
India men Umer Shrif ko kisi ny Ungli kr di

umer sharif Murr k bola

Beta Utna hi nikalna Jitna kha sako...=P;->
Mom kya aapne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha ??
Mom: Nahi to !
Kid: To phir paida hone ke baad aapne mujhe pehchana kaise ???
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Nice na...?? =P ;->
I had many options...
POISON,
ELECTROCUTION,
SLEEPING PILLS,
HANGING BY NECK,
COMING UNDER TRAIN,
JUMPING FROM A HEIGHT,
But...
I Chosed Education..... :->
Sardar proposed a girl……
Girl said am 1 yr elder to u…….
Sardar said Oye no problem
soniye I’ll marry u next year.

Kid- Teacher, Can I Go
To Bathroom ?

Teacher- Yes, But
Only After Reciting The
Alphabates !

Kid- Ok !
"A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,
M,N,O,
Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z !"

Teacher- Where Is "P" ?

Kid- Its Running
Down My Leg !!
Plz Let Me Go To The
Bathroom ... ;->
Yad-e-khuda dillo mein jagata hai WAPDA

Khalq-e-khuda ko shab-o-roz jgata hai WAPDA

Band kar ke bijli sulgti doophar mai

Dozakh ka aks youn dikhata hai WAPDA
-The sooner the better.
-Jaldi ka kaam Sheitaan ka hota hai.

-Talk of the Devil and the Devil is here.
-Bari lambi umar hai,abhi tumhari baat kar rahay thay.

-Absence makes a heart go fonder.
-Nazar se ojhal ..dil se ojhal

-Fight for your rights.
-Sbar ka phal metha hota hai.

-As wise as an Owl.
-Bewakuf, Ullo ka patha :p:D