The best way to

The best way to
The best way to
releave stress is

To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud ...



























"Bhaar Main Jaye
Company ..." ;->
  

May, 14 2010     194 chars (2 sms)     3756 views       Funny

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Mian ßivi Apny ßachy k ly Robot ly Ay

Jo ß Jhot ßolta Us k Thapr Marta

§on:Abu Aj Ma ßemar Ho §chol Nai Jao Ga

çhataakh!

ßap:Tm Ny Jhot ßola?
Ma Jb Tmary Jitna Tha kbi Jhot Ni ßolta Tha

çhataakh!

Mom(kichen §y):
kia Hoa?

ßap:?e çhinto ßoht Jhot ßolta Hy

Mom:Zahir Hy Apka ßeta Hy

Chatakh!
''Kahan se dhoond k lao gay Wafa is jahan main "FARAZ"



Jo jata tha BILLO k ghar Ab kehta hy:

PREETO mery naal wiyaah kar lay''


Pathan India gya whan barish ho rahi thi,
wo mander me ja kr bagwan ko bahir phank ker bola,
.
.
"Kdi na wi lya kr maama"... ;->
Palmist Larke Ka Haath Dekhkar bola:

"Beta Tum Bahut Pahroge"

Ladka: "Saale,Pahr To Main 3 saal Se Raha Hu,

Yeh Bata Paas Kab Hounga...??"
In logon kee samajh nahee aati, Hamesha dohra roop,

kaisay:

Proof#1: lardki lardkey ko chchery to Shararat aur agar lardka chchery to Badmashi.

Proof#2: Agar koi ameer kaam mein apni wife ka haat bataye to "understanding" aur agar gharib bataye to "Jhooroo ka Ghulam"
Uuuuufffffff reeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy LLLLLooooooggg

Aata Hy Yaad Humain Double Sawari Ka Zamana,
Wo Apni Bike Ko Chamkana,
Wo Kaminapan Krna,
Wo Coaching K Samne Villi Lagana,
Wo Bachiyan Phansana,
Wo Hasna Hasana,
Wo C-View Jana,
Wo Baot Basin Per Raja Sahab Ka Pan Khana Aur Sutte Lagana,
Wo Logo Ki Hatana,
Wo Tulley Ko Cherh Kar Bike Bhagana
Burns Road Jana,
Wo Roll Point K Roll Khana,
Wo Paise Urana,
Na Wo Din Hain
Na Ratain,
Agar Kuch Hy To Bus Yaadein He Yaadein... ;->
Kya kal tm farigh ho?









Agr farigh ho to nahalena? Gande insan!
2 pathan chhat pe so rhe the
ek dosre se bola

“yar maachis kahaan hai?”
2nd :”teeli jala k daikh lo”
''Hum ne ki dosti aapse Bohat sochne k bad,

Kuch b na dekha aapko dekhne k Bad,

Duniya chor deinge
apko chorne k bad,

ALLAH maaf kare itna Jhot bolne k bad.''
To Be Great
Is To Be Misunderstood ...
And
I m Always Misunderstood
Therefore
I m Great ... =P ;)


~AtTiTuDe PeRsOnIfIeD~
Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain? Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.
If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I''m only a cartoonist!