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"Bhaar Main Jaye
Company ..." ;->
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May, 14 2010
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Chor Se-" Wada
Police-Chor Se-" Wada Karo Aagey Se Kabhi Jeb Nahi Katoge !"
Chor-"Mai Wada Karta Hun Ab
Aagey Se Nahi
Balki Pichhe Se Jeb Katunga..
Sardarji is not sleeping
Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
Guess why?
because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.
have we ever realized
Have We Ever Realized That the Word
''STUDYING'' is Actually a Combination of the Word,
''STUDENT''
&
''DYING'' :-)
Bv: Shadi se pehle
Bv:
Shadi se pehle to tum mujh per bare sher kehte the!
Husband:
Ab waqt badal gaya hy
Bv:
Phir b ''JAANI'' koi sher kehdo!
Husband:
lo sunO
Jane jigar janeman
90 kilo tera wazan
Tu jo gir jaye mujh par
Mar jaonga me sanam...:-)
Jo Log Sms Wusool Kr Rahe hen Un Se Guzarish hy K
Jo Log Sms Wusool Kr Rahe hen Un Se Guzarish hy
K
Jawabi Sms
Laazmi irsaal Kren
Jawab Mosool Na honay Ki Surat men sms Ki Farahmi
Munqata Krdi Jaeygi.
Gali aor Zardari
Plz Aap Kisi Ko Gaali Na Dain Iss Se Aap K Gunah Barhte Hain
Kisi Ko Bura Bhala Kehna Ho To Usay
Zardari Keh Dain
Wo Khud Hi Sharminda Ho Jaye Ga
Shukrya
A SmiLe Costs Less Than
A
SmiLe
Costs
Less
Than
Electricity,
But
Gives
More
Light.
So
ALways
SmiLe
and
Prove
that
U
r
the
Best
"Tube Light" ;->
Never Attend A Class
Never Attend A Class
Why ... ? ? ?
John Nash Said :
"Classes Make u Dull . It Destroys The Potential
Of Creative Thinking"
So Dun Be Dull ... =)
I don’t make jokes.
I don’t make jokes.
I just watch the
government
and
report the facts.
Husband: Today is sunday &
Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.
Saveray jaldi uth
Saveray jaldi uth k,Naha k,Saf Jay kapre pa k,Msjid ja,ALAH agay sajde pay k,Akhan band kar k,Sache Dil nal puch,"MOLA jadon tusi aqal vandi, main kithe c"
What did Tarzan
What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah? Wow! New Underwear.
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