The best way to

The best way to
The best way to
releave stress is

To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud ...



























"Bhaar Main Jaye
Company ..." ;->
  

May, 14 2010     194 chars (2 sms)     3165 views       Funny

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Lawyer 2 sardar: Gita pe hath rkh k kho k jo b khogay sch sch khogay..

Sardar ji: Sita pe hath rkha tha to court bulalia..ab Gita pe...;-)
Doctor: Jab Ap Ko Pata Tha K Chipkali Ap K Mu Me Ghus Rhi Hy To Ap Chup Q Thy?
Sardar: Pehle Cockroch Gya Tha To Muje Laga K Chipkali Usy Pakar Legi.. ;-)
Dedicated to all Girls

"LARKIYAN"

Kabhi Maum Ban K Pighal Jati Hain
...Kabhi Suraj Ki Tapish Se Jal Jati Hain

Yeh Larkiyan Kitni Ajeeb Hoti Hain
Sambhal Kay Chalain Phir Bhi Phisal Jati Hain

ALLAH Ne Rakhi Un Main Aisi Mehek
Jis Sanchay Main Chaho Dhal Jati Hain

Kabhi Zara Si Baat Par Kar Laiti Hain Aankhain Namm
Tu Kabhi Pahaar Se Ghum Par Bhi Sambhal Jati Hain

Itni Sada Kay Apni Hi Bewaqti Par
Sabar Ka Thaam Kar Daman Behel Jati Hain
What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?








A power failure!!
Ek Pathan Bakri Lay Kr DAEWOO Mein Sawar Hua,

To Logon Ny Usy Boht Peeta

Jawab Mein Wo Bola.,

Mre Naal Ladies Na Hoondi Tey
Main Toanoo Dasda...=P;->
a man kills a deer n cooks it,n doesnt tell kids abt it..



he gives a clue to dem..
"its sumthing wht ur mom calls me"



son screams:dun eat it....."KUTTA HAI"
1 Admi ka inteqal ho gya.
Uska dost us ki BV k paas aaya Or bola:
Kya main us ki jagah le sakta hoon?
BV:Mujhe koi Etraz nahi
QABRASTAN walon se pooch lo..=P;->
What Is a kiss? In view of
Geometry:
" Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips!

Economics:
" kiss is that thing for which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY!

Physics:
" kiss is the process of charging a human body"

Computer:
" Like a LAN , in which 2 bodies r connected without any DATA CABLE"
Ek Pathan Mobile Company Main Job K Liye Gaya:

1st Ques K Answer Pe He Usay Maar K Bhaga Diya Gaya.


Ques: Which Is The Most Popular Network.

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Pathan: Al-Quaida. :-)
Man 2 hotel manager" jaldi chalo,meri biwi khirki se kood kar jaan dena chahti hai. Manager" so sir what can i do ? Man" khirki nahi khul rahi hai
''Jo asani se mila wo hai (Gham)

Jo mushkil se mila wo hai (Acha dost)

Jo kisi kisi ko mila wo hai (Pyar)

Jo naseeb walon ko mila wo hai apn ka sms.''
''Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi josh ke sath!
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi shor ke sath!
Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath !
Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath !