The best way to

The best way to
The best way to
releave stress is

To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud ...



























"Bhaar Main Jaye
Company ..." ;->
  

May, 14 2010     194 chars (2 sms)     3130 views       Funny

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For All The People
Who Have Got Their
Valentine




Happy Valentine


For Others




Watch Aalim Online ;->
''1 sardar resturent m soop pi rha tha.

boy:
sardar ji soop vich makhi ae..

sardar:
dil wada ker yar..
makhi nay ki pena ay..''
Famous saying-
"Any man who can drive safely
while kissing a pretty girl,
he''s simply not giving kiss
the attention it deserves!"
Wo Kon Se 2 Log Hain Jin Ka Dipartment Alag Hai Magar Kam Ek Hi Hai?

1)Zardari

2)Hamesh.


DoNo ka kAm aWam kO pErshAn kArNa hai ...=P;->
Kon kehta hai larki hansi to phansi?.


Musrana to har larki ki ada hai

jo ise muhabbat samjhe wo gadha hai


Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.

Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?
chaahey gilaa kero ,

chaahey shikwaa kero ,

mobile ka mtlab ha k ,

:: SmS Kia keroo ::

"sms boy
HEIGHT OF BAD LUCK
I just wanted to kiss a charming, attractive & most beautiful person on da earth but




















My lips cant touch my cheeks


Life has so much 2 teach us,1 famous Chinese poet said
“Sifgliyo chi chongloma cyona sung una sevol ping pinago ching”

Really touching na?
I almost cried;->
Log Kehte Hain Ki Achche Log Mar K Sitare Ban Jaate Hain,

Magar Hum Kehte Hain Ki Marne Ke Baad Bhi..

Aap Jaise Log

Ghost Ban Ke Hume Daraate Hai..
Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga,
aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga,
Himat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai ki waqt
bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga.
Happy Birthday
If ever u start missing

Ur School days

Ur class

Ur friend circle

Ur canteen or nothng abt ur skooling thn

Just

Just

Just

Open ur report cards

Sara nasha utar

Jaega;-)