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May, 14 2010     149 chars (1 sms)     2433 views       Funny

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Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun
to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.

Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
A mobile is like a woman, Talks non-stop, Costs a fortune, Disturbs when u r busy
n When U need it urgently
There is no service . . . ;->
Baniye ki biwi beemar thi:

Light na hone ki wajah se baniye ne candle jaladi aur bola
Doctor ko bulane ja raha hu,agar tumhein aisa lage ki tum nahin
bachogi to pleasw yeh candle bujha dena.
Ek Sardar Ko Apna Gadhha Bechna Tha

Unho Ne Apne Ek Dost Ko Letter Likha

"Agar Tmhen Kabhi Kisi Gadhhay Ki Zroorut Ho Tohmujhay Yaad Ker Lena !"
Larka: larki ko tang kar
raha tha


Larki:ap k ghar main
MAA,BEHAN nahi ha?


Larka:Hain, bus ap ki
kami hay


Larki:Ap ko meri kami
mehsus horai ha?


Ye baat agar mairay 5
BHAION Ko pata chali to
apkay ghar waloN ko
apki KAMI mehsus hogi....-;>
''Aaj deedar,

kal yaar,

parson pyaar,

phir iqraar,

aur phir intezaar,

phir takraar,

phir daraar,

saari mehnat bekaar,

aur aakhir mein

Ek aur devdas at beer bar!''
''Pehle hath pe
Phir hont pe

Phir ankh pe
Phir gal pe

Aur phir nak pe


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Qadar MAKHIYAN Tang Karti Hain GARMI Main.. Safiullah''
"Tip Of Da Day"

3muuli Waly Parathy
2gobi Waly Parathy
1plate Mash Ki Dal
OR
1boul Ubly Channy Ek Sath Khain

Or




Chalta Phirta CNG STATION BAN JAIN
Batao France K Log Chai Main

Chammach Dal Kar Anti-Clockwise

Q Ghumate Hyn??



Dere''s A Logic



No Answer??



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Cheeni Milane Krne K Liye.. ;->
Friedship is just like wine.. as it gets older it gets sweter.. just like you and me.. you are gettind older and i am getting sweeter

Revised Version of
TRUTH IS THE BEST POLICY

Once again the woodcutter was going with his wife near the canal. His wife fell in canal. He started crying. Angel came & asked him. He told about wife. Angel went in canal and brought "Katrina Kaif". Woodcutter said yes. Angel became angry.
Woodcutter said, if I refused u should have brought "Shilpa Sheti" and then my wife. I m a poor man. I can''t afford all 3... =P ;->
''Mehsoos Ho Rahi Hai Fiza Mein

Tamatar aur Andon Ki Khushboo faraz,

Lgta Hai Mery watan Ki

Cricket Team Wapis Aney Wali Hai...''