Ek Doctor Apni Beti Ki

Ek Doctor Apni Beti Ki
Ek Doctor Apni Beti Ki Shaadi Kis Se Karega. . .?








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Thora aur Socho







COMMANDER SAFEGUARD Se





Kyun k yehi Hai Doctoron Ki awaleen Pasand ;->
  

May, 20 2010     208 chars (2 sms)     2061 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, untill on unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy
''''KHUD KO KAR KANJOS ITNA!!!!

K HAR SMS BHEJNY SE PHLY,,,

SERVICE SENTER WALY CALL KAR
K POCHIN....

R U SURA?????

U REALY WANT TO SEND THIS
SMS.....??
The Secret Of Staying Young





Is To







Live Honestly. . .





Eat Slowly. . .



&





Lie About Your Age. . . ;->
A woman had triplets, she named them Mat, Pat & Tat. She fed Mat from left tit, Pat from her right tit...
Moral of the story: No Tit for Tat

Pathan : Kal hum Ne raat se subah tak 4 rupe ghnta packge pe apni grlfrnd se bat kya!

Dost: wo Q?

Pathan: humko Molvi ne bola tha k aaj jaagne ka raat hai ;->
Doctor implanted a new ear to a man.
Man: you idiot you gave me a woman's ear.
Doctor: it makes no difference.
Man: it does, Now i hear everything but understand nothing.
Aoouchhh movement;)
When i tried to hug the most sweet person on earth...
And my nose hit the mirror
Aoouuchhh;)
Beth Kar Tanha Yeh Sochta Hun

"WasSI"
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Khatam Ho Gai Zindagi Par Bachi Koi Na Phasi... =P ;->
Uski Yaad Main Khaana Peena Chorr Diya "Pappu" . . . .


Phir Socha


"Khaonga Nahe To ßarra Kaise Hunga. . . . ;->


UpDate Msg...!!!


Ek KAna Kisi Larki Ko kEsay Purpose Kray gA?


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Ek Nazr mE bhI Pyar Hota HAi mainay suna hai.


Now GirL RepLied


Muhbt Naam HAi MAn KA
Shro AnkhoOn Se HotI hai
Larka HO agr Kana tO
Khtam Wahin pe Hoti HAi
Ye to Muhbt Hai
haAn ye Hi muhBt hAi


::sMs G@Mblr::
HumAyuN is very happy that FB has been blocked.,
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But I dont know where to put this status...!! :D
TOM CrUISE went to court to prove that he is the most Handsome & good Looking on earth but he failed and came out Angrily and asked:
Yar YE Hamy koun HAi ??