UNITED NATIONS Conducted a Survey...

UNITED NATIONS Conducted a Survey...
UNITED NATIONS Conducted a Survey...

The Question Was :
"Would You Please Give Your Honest Opinion about Food Shortage in Rest of the World?"

The survey was badly FAILED !!!
Because,

In AFRICA,
people didn''t know what FOOD is !

CHINESE didn''t know what OPINION is !

EUROPEANS didn''t know what SHORTAGE is !

PAKISTANIS didn''t know what HONEST is !

SAUDIS didn''t know what PLEASE is !

&

AMERICANS didn''t know what REST OF THE WORLD is!
  

May, 25 2010     469 chars (3 sms)     2330 views       Funny

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Now-A-Days Our "Shoulder Angels" Are Also Disturbed.
Y?
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Ya Puraney Time Par"
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Nadi bhar parh pate he,

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Mug bhar likh pate he,

Chullu bhar number ate he,

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It was elephant''s turn to catch the ant but the ant was caught.

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Boy:Darling Hamare pyar ke bare mein kisi ko mat batana.

Girl: Sana ko to zaroor bataungi, kehti thi kaun paagal hoga jo tujhse pyar karega
Santa: Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha main paper khali chor aya hon.
Banta: Main bhi!
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b.f:hows the bird??...
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1960 girl : Pehla phela pyaar hai chahee bahaar hai,

aja sajna tera intzar hai. --
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2003 girl.....

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2003 girl : dusara/tisra pyar hai,

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aja morey payaray sajna verna chautha tayyar hai. :D
Interesting but True:

Q. Kya shadi Jannat ka darwaza hai?
A. Jee haan! magar bahir jany ka..!!

Q. Insan apni bewuqufi par kab khush hota hai?
A. Shadi k din..!!

Q. Kya zubani larai mein aurat say koi jeet sakta hai?
A. Jee haan! Dusri aurat..!!

Q. Talaq ki sub say bari waja kya hai?
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Tortoise and rabbit gave CET exam and tortoise got 80% and rabbit got 81%. Both wanted admission in a good college, cut off was 85%. Rabbit dint get but tortoise got... How....??????? . . .. . .
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Ans: Remember tortoise had won the race when you were in first standard.. So.. Sports quota!!!!
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