sony tv ki cid team

sony tv ki cid team



Pakistan investigatios aur Scotland
Yard ki nakami k baad Banazir Bhutto
murder case ab Sony t.v ki CID team
ko de dia gaya hy,

Umeed hy k
Ab ye case ek ghante mein hal ho jaye ga ... ;->
  

May, 05 2010     207 chars (2 sms)     1983 views       Funny

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Q. A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn''t report it.






A. The thief was spending less then his wife..... ;->
1 Gadha 2sry sy: yar hmari be kya zindagi hai sab hamare oper wazn dalty hain hum bicharay to MAZLOM hain 2nd gadha yar fikar na kar"MAZLOMON KA SATHI HAY "ALTAF HUSSAIN
Umeedo''n kI Shama Dil Me Mat Jalana

Is Jahan Se Alag Dunya Mat Basana

Aaj Mood Hai Tou SMS Ker Raha Hoon

Roz Roz Intizar Main Palkian Mat Biochana . . . ;->
Full Forms>...;)
NIIT : Not Interested in IT



WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output



HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses



TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions
... Money Talks ...



I Don''t Deny ...



I Heard It ...



When I Took It Out From Pocket ...


It Said Good-Bye ... ;->
(Pak traffic police)

Motorcycle wala: Sir Meray papers to Complete hen!
Phir Chalaan Kyn?

Police: Beta Double Sawaari Khul gai he
or Tu Single
ja raha hai.
''Jis doodh mein makhkhi ho, wo doodh na piya karo,



kanjus ek phone nahi kar sakte, kam se kam ek SMS to kiya karo...''
Bhol k bhi kisiko na
rulana,


Zindgi main sabko
hansana,


Dushman Ko bhi galay
lagana,


Phir bhi koi gham day to



90
pay phone lagana




"THOK DENGE"


saaley k


Amir Khan ne
3 IDIOTS mai Table pr Delivery Kr K Konsa Karnama Kardiya!!
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Hum Pakistaniyo Ne Tu Rickshay Mai Delivery Kar Dali... =P

GEO PAKISTANI ;)
Bas kar yaar, mera pura inbox full ho gaya hai tere sms se..........

Ye tareeqa hai mujhe SMS NA KARNE WALE LOGO K LIYE "GANDHIGIRI" se samjhane ka tarika.
Pathan:
Yaar Mere Pass Paise Nhi Hyn
Mjhe Ghar Lena Hy Kia Karo''n ?

Dost: Tou Bnk Se Loan Le Lo!

Pathan:
Loan Tou Le Lo Mgr
Hum Ko Srf Cotto Pehan''ne
Ki Aadat Hy ... ;->
''Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi
Aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
Are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi
Jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi