Master ne bache ki roti kha kar usko kaha: Beta ghar ja kar mera naam to nahi bataogy na ? . . Bacha:Nahi aster G,mein Ammi ko kahunga k meri Roti Kutta kha gaya.
70 yr old man asked his wife "do u feel sad wen u see me running behind young girls?"wife replied ''No not atall, even dogs chase cars but they can''t drive it.
