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Ab hum se salaam duaa ka kuch tu asar ho ga na ... =P ;->
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''maine usay kitni bar kaha ha k din main 8,9 glass pani piya kro,
''maine usay kitni bar kaha ha k din main 8,9 glass pani piya kro,
"faraz"
lekin
wo phr b kehti hai k MERA TAN MAN PYASA CHANA WAY TERE PYAR DA.''
The best way to releave stress is
The best way to
releave stress is
To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud ...
"Bhaar Main Jaye
Company ..." ;->
raat k 2 baje baji ghar ki bell
Raat k 2 baje baji ghar ki bell..
Raat k 2 baje baji ghar ki bell..
Maine gate khola,
Chowkidaar bola..
.
All iz well..
Husband:
Husband: Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada Faayda Hua Hai.
Wife: Woh Kya?
Husband: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gayi!
Frz karo Pervez Musharaf
Frz karo
Pervez Musharaf
Shukat Aziz
Altaf Husain
Benazir
Nwaz Sharif
1 kishti me sawar ho Or kashti doob jaeTo kon bache ga?
GUESS
?
?
?
?
?
?
PAKISTAN
Men are like small
Men are like small children. You bring a new one home and the ones already there resent it.
Shohr:Bagum mera
Shohr:Bagum mera fon ho tou keh dena k gar pe nh
Bagum:helo! Mere shohr gar mein hen
shohr:meine kaha tha keh deina gar pe nh hen
Bagum: G wo fone mera aya tha
2008 Quomi Phal: ?
2008
Quomi Phal: ?
Sabar Ka Phal
Quomi LIbas: ?
Kala Coat
Quomi Khail: ?
Muzakrat
Quomi Dua: ?
Aye Allah ...! LIGHT A Jaye
Sardar was busy removing
Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler
Ae Dost Baandh Le Kafan
Ae Dost Baandh Le Kafan Me Botal Kabr Me Baith Kar Piya Karenge
In Ladkiyon Se To Bewafai Mili
Ab Bhootniyo Se Pange Liya Karenge.
pakistanion ki pehch
Pakistanion ki pehchan kiya hia?
Stop!
Don''t Press down..!!
I Said Stop..!!
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.
.
.
.
.
.
Kambakhtoon ko jis baat se mana karo Vohi kartay hain..!!
ya allah ya rehman
Ya ALLAH
YA REHMAN
YA RAHEEM
Daro Mat
Kisi Ko Frwrd Nhi
Krna !!
Khud Hi Parh Lo
PAAPI INSAAN ... ;->
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