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Ab hum se salaam duaa ka kuch tu asar ho ga na ... =P ;->
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2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao...
MEMON:
Jao..!
2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao...
Servant:
Janab..!
6 ikhattey kyun nahi..?
Memon:
Nalaik Aadmi..!
Chatni 0r Piyaz ziyada miley gi... ;->
akbar kal maine sap
Akbar: Kal Maine Sapna Dekha
K Tum Gobar Me Gir Gaye Aur Mai
Shehad (Honey) Me!
Birbal: Ji Maharaj! Fir Mai Apko
Chatne Laga Aur Aap Mujhe.
: who is the father of ibn-e-sinna
Teacher: who is the father of ibn-e-sinna?
pathan soch mai gumm
PATHAN Said:
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John Cena
Wife:-I will die.
Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.
Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta:D
SACH KA SAMNA
SACH KA SAMNA Me Mat Jana.
10 LacS Jitne Par B Kuch Nahi Bachega.
30% TAX Me Jayega
or
Baki K 70%
DIVORCE Ka Vakeel le Jayega..
What is at the end of "everything" ?
What is at the end of "everything" ?
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The letter g
Ostad,, bato 5880
Ostad,, bato 5880 aur 3223 ko jama karen aur is me se 800 tafreeq
kar ke 80 per taqseem karen to kia ho ga?
Shagird!
Janab Sar may dard hi hoga!
aap ko 1 word send k
Aap ko 1 word send kia hai..
Jise aap aage se Parho ya pichhe se,
aap ko mera hi naam dikhai dega..
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"ABBA"
aisa hai dostana ham
Aisa hai dostana hamara,
mein kisti tu kinara ,
mai dhanush tu teer ,
mai matar tu paneer ,
mein barish tu badal ,
mai rajma tu chawal,
mein hot tu cool ,
mai April tu fool
koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,
koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,
Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-)
BRUCE LEE Was A Great Man..
BRUCE LEE Was A Great Man..
But After His Sister Gave Birth To A Baby He Became An Ordinary Man
Why?
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Coz He Became MAMU LEE.
LALU PRASAD Bus k Uppar Khare Thay
LALU PRASAD Bus k Uppar Khare Thay
Raste Me Toofan Aya
Dhoti Urh Gai,
Phr Bijli Karki.
LALU Said: "Ek Tou Humri Dhoti Cheen Li
Upar Se FOTUA B Lewat hyn.." ;->
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