''Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua umr bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge, Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.''
Boy : Wts ur name? Girl : Q btaon main tmhe nhi janti Boy : Na btao main kon sa tumhe apni ferrari me btha rha hun Girl : Shazia B.Com part-1, wo samne wali gali me teesre makan me rhti hun mjhay red color pasand he khanay me biryani pasand he....
Baap : bata ager sasoral walay shadi k din scoter dain to car mangna, ager computer dain to laptop mnagna. Bata : abaa agr lerki dain to os ki MAA mang loon ?????/