why u r so intelligent?

"Think"
Why u r so sweet?
Why u r so intelligent?
Why u r so innocent?
Why u r so lucky?

Ab hum se salaam duaa ka kuch tu asar ho ga na ... =P ;->

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Prime Minister:
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Army Chief:
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Speaker:
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1 aurat 2sri se,
Mujhy apny shohr pe shak hy,
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2sri aurt,
Phr tm kya karogi?

1st
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why u r so intelligent?

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