why u r so intelligent?

why u r so intelligent?

"Think"
Why u r so sweet?
Why u r so intelligent?
Why u r so innocent?
Why u r so lucky?


Ab hum se salaam duaa ka kuch tu asar ho ga na ... =P ;->
  

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Some newspapers publish untrue news, but there is one thing that is true. What is it? >>> Date <<<


1 Sardar ko TERA BHAI kehne ki boht aadat thi,

SHadi ki raat apne room me gya or Dulhan ka Ghoonghat utha k bola,

"KAISA LAG RAHA HAI
TERA BHAI".......:-)
Benzeer apne kataab ma likhti hai
A for apple.
B for banana.


Bilawal k abu zara jaldi "oper" ana:-)
Sardar Learning English, Introduces His family at a Party

Hi i''m Sardar,

This is my sardarni

He is My Kid

&

&

This Is My Kidney
Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying….
When a person asked what he was doing….
He replied… Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar…!!!
Some times small things in life..

Hurt a lot...

if you don''t agree ..

with me ....

then ...

>>>>


try to sit ...


On a

COMMON PIN :)
If U Need Original Tigers

Nail For Ur Chain Locket

Contact Me Immediately








Bcos M Cuttin

My Nails 2moro.

Booking Close Today

Cho0se one number;

10

20

30

40

50

60

70

80

90

100

Then
i will tell you
Nothing
Tumhain to CHASKA he par gaya hai k kuch intresting reply hoga ... ;->
Do You Know Why The Spelling Of Women Starts With W??

Because All Quetions In The World Start With W..




Such As

Who?
Why?
What?
When?
Which?
Whom?
Where?
Promise me we are true friends I am lamp you are light I am Coke you are Sprite I am Sawan you are badal I am Normal you are Pagal I am Water you are Tanki I am Tarzan you are Monkey.
Mother''s Quote

Thomas Edison''s Mother:
"Of course Im
Proud Tht U Inventd
Electric Bulb. Nw Turn
It Off & Get 2 Bed"

Albert Einstein''s"
"Its Ur Senior Picture,
Can''t U Do Someting
Abt Ur Hair?
Styling Gel, Mousse
Something?"

Abraham Lincoln''s:
"Agn Wid d Stovepipe Hat?
Can''t U Just Wear A Baseball
Cap Like The Othr Kids ?"

Michelangelo''s:
"Cant U Paint On Walls
Like Other Kids? Do
U''ve Any Idea How Hard
It Is 2 Get Tht Stuff
Off d Ceiling "
Have You Ever

Rearrange the Letters ...


" M O T H E R
I N
L A W "


It Would Come As


" W O M A N
H I T L E R " ;-> :d