mat nikalo mera janaza uski gali se

mat nikalo mera janaza uski gali se


Mat Nikalo Mera Janaza Uski Gali Se "pAppu"
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Warna Uska Baap Kahega..
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Sala Marte Marte B Ek Chakar Laga Gaya... ;->
  

May, 05 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     2388 views       Funny

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A woman met a man
Walking along the streets
Wearing only one shoe.
"Just Lost A Shoe?" She asked
He answered:
"Nope, Just Found One" ;)
Sincere Apology: If u dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read,
then plz dont hesitate,
feel free to..... throw ur mobile!!
HEight oF filM mAker

oVer heAd wAter tAnk in ShOley ,bUt nO electricity in villAge.
I Saw A Dream Last Night That All Angels Had Died. . . .

Plz Give Me A Message . . .

That U''re Still In The World . . . :->
Teacher To 16 Years Old Student: Kaka Tenu
Pata Hy, Es Umr Vich Quaid-e-Azam Ne Matric
Ker Liya C ...

Student: Sir Twadi Umar Vich Bhutto Phansi V
Charh Gya C ... ;->
''jadeed Eduaction Muhawry!!

1. " Science say Gira Arts me Atka"

2." Fail hoty ko Practicals ka Sahara"

3. "Dagree le k Aag me Daal"

4. "3rd Divsion pas Ghar ka na Ghat ka"

5. "Dost wo jo Imtihan me Cheating Karary"

6. " Likhna na Jnay, Nib terhi"

7. "Qadar kho Deta hai Roz ka University jana".''
If a black cat crosses you, when u r going somewhere,
wat does it mean????

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It means that black cat is also going some where
In USA Every Year Edison''s Birthday Is Celebrated By Power Cut For 2 Mins.

But Here Due To Over Respect,

We Celebrate It Daily For 3-4 Hours! ;-)
Mosafir taxi driver se: yar morr aahista kata karo dar lagta hai..
Taxi Driver: Sahab is mein darne ki kiya bat hai ap bhi meri tarhan morr per ankhan band kar liya karain..
What is d Diffrnce btwn POETRY n ESSAY ?

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Any Word uttered by a GrlFrnd is POETRY.

Anything said by Wife is an ESSAY...
jis ko main nay dil deya hai eoh deli chali gaye gis ko jan di woh japun chali gay
soch k kudh kushi ker lo suech main hath deya to bati chali gaye.
zara soocho ager movies k name mein say dil hata ker
anda laga diya jaye to movies k name kaisey hoonge

Hum Anda DAY Chukey Sanam

hum aap k andey mein rehtey hain

anda hai tumhara

andey waley dulhaniya lay jayein gein