The more I learn

The more I learn
The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??
  

May, 24 2010     141 chars (1 sms)     3394 views       Funny

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Sardar dukhi tha, Kis Ne Pucha " Kya tention me ho?
Sardar: Yar ek dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh diye the, ab saale ko pehchaan nahi pa raha hoon
Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you
Brought pure delight Joy beyond reason You"ve given me,
Our love is true This I can see.Happy Anniversary
How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board.

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Nice Quote:

People says that you can''t live without love...





but I think....



oxygen is more important... ;->
1 Pakistani Dosray Se: "Yaar Kehtay Hain Is Baar Jang Computer Se Lari Jay Gi?"

2nd: "Han Misile Computer Se Contorl Hotay Hain Na"

1st: "Phir To Ham Jang Haar Jainge"

2nd: :Wo Kaise"

1st: "Yaar Ager Misile Chalanay Se Pehlay Bijli Chali Gai Tu?..
Aye Kassssssh!
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Marasi Hotay To Ma Tum Ko Apni Shadi Pr Dhol Bajanay K Liye Bulata.
1 day a monkey looked into mirror and said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself.Promise me u will not look into mirror, bcoz I don''t wanna loose u.


Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means…
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever
What Foolish Concepts

Society Has ?

If A Watch Goes Bad,

They Say BAND HAI.

And

If A Girl Goes Bad,

They Say CHALU HAI !!.
Smallest Leave Application by a Child:
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Dear Sir,
Mai Aaj Nahi Aaunga! :’(
Nahi Aaunga :’(
Nahi Aaunga :’(
Thank U…
Bas nahi aaunga
Jhatka kuch is tarah dia sanam ne apni zulfoon ko pappu"


Ikatthi char joein mere daman main aa girin . . . ;->