Be-izzati No 1

Be-izzati No 1
Be-izzati No 1
1 Larka cycle pe ja raha tha

Cycle ka tyre bhens k gobar k beech me se guzra

Qareeb kuch larkiyan khari theen

Unhon ne taliyan bja k kaha Happy Birth Day 2 U

Larka ruka aur jwab diya khali tali bjane se kaam
Nhi chale ga aa kar Cake to khain . . . .= p ;->
  

May, 13 2010     289 chars (2 sms)     2880 views       Funny

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Halki Halki Bhook Main Halka Phulka TUC . . . /:-)
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ShoHar Shadi k bad apni biwi se bola...

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pyar ho,
tamanna ho..!

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Pass d Popcorn ;->


Sardar
Tumko sharm ni ati tmhara baap tailor hy or tmhari shirt phati hy,

Pathan
Sharm to tumko ni ati tumKa bap dentist hy or tmKa bhai bina dant k paida hua!
The Prospective Son In
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Girlfriend''s Father:
"Son, Can U Support a
Family?"

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The Rest Of U Have To
Fend Urselves" ;->