Karachi main Loadshading k khilaf EHTAJAJ

Karachi main Loadshading k khilaf EHTAJAJ
Karachi main Loadshading k khilaf EHTAJAJ karte hoye.

LONDON wale Peer Sahab ne apne ghar ki Lights pura 1 mint tak OFF rakhein.
  

May, 13 2010     132 chars (1 sms)     2280 views       Funny

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1admi apne(14) bachon k 7 Zoo gya..
guard se kha hamen wo genda dikhao jis k 8 baçhe hain!
kuçh dair baad guard aya or kaha ap yahin theren genda apko dekhne aarha hai... ;->
Ek choti makkhi badi ghass kee makkhi ko kaise propose maregi ?



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socho...







Aye Grass-Hopper Mujhe Pyaar To Kar


Ek din me uske sath gaya date per,

Phir usne apni birthday pe bulaya cake pr,

Hum ne kuch baten ki beth kr,

Uske bhai ne hamari baten sunli late kr,

Phir usne mujhe chamat lgaya khench kr,

Ek haftey tak me leta rha bed pr,

Ab kabhi nahi jaonga date pr... =P ;->
''alar balr baawe da bawaa kanaq kiaaye ga baawi bae kae chateae ge 100 rupea wte ge 1 rupeea khoota oda liaanda loot knd chille gaey sajna minu noat wkhaa maera mood bnealar balr baawe da bawaa kanaq kiaaye ga baawi bae kae chateae ge 100 rupea wte ge 1 rupeea khoota oda liaanda loot knd chille gaey sajna minu noat wkhaa maera mood bne''
Shair Arz Kia Hy
Zara Tawaja Farmaiyega


Khushi Milain tumhain Har Qadam Ba Qadam





Khushi Milain tumhain Har Qadam Ba Qadam












Khuda Ki Qasam Shair Khatam ... ;->
Thought of the day:
“if u help a gal when she is in problem,
she will always remember u
only when she is in problem again..!!”
AllAh Aap ki zindAgi minAr-E-Pakistan jitne lambi karAy

Aur hr koi 5 rupee De kr Aap par charhAy.

Aameen
Ek Roz Roshni K Hazaro''n Sitaare Honge

Aap Ki Aankhon Main Haseen Nazare Hohge

Qayamat K Din Jab Aap Ka Mobile Check Kia Jaye Ga

Tou Sab Se Ziada Sms Humare Honge .... ;->
Maa Bache Baich rahen hn Kaisi Tangdasti He

Ata Chawal Mehnge Hen, Insan ki Jan Sasti He

Hakumat Ko Ghurbat Ka Pta nhi

Kitna Afsos Hota he jb Bhook Dasti Hy
Aik baat hmesha yaad rakhna..

Qalm ki ahmiat Talwar se zyada hoti hai,

Kion k..

Talawar se

Shalwar mein Narha nahi dala ja sakta
Priety apne BF se kaafi pareshaan hai.. because he cant devote enough time to her... WHY cant he devote enough time???
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Because uska BUSI NESS hai..!
TeAcHeR: "YoU MiSsEd ScHoOl YeStErDaY DiDn''T YoU?"


StUdEnT: "No NoT EvEn A LiTtLe BiT."