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Aah Ko Chahiye Ek Umae Asar Hone Tak
Dieting Khail Nahi Chund Dino Ka Begum
Ek Sadi Chahiye Kamre Ko Kamar Hone Tak
  

May, 18 2010     156 chars (1 sms)     2750 views       Funny

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Pathan to his friend:Yara humko KFC walon ne boht mara hai.

Friend:Q ?

Pathan:Humara BV ka delivery tha to hum usko KFC legaya
Qk
Wahan Board pe likha tha....
"FREE DELIVERY"
First Week : Frequent outgoing calls ("This is what mobile is invented for")
Second Week : Restricted outgoing calls ("I should not create unnecessary traffic on mobile lines")
Third We ek : Rare outgoing calls ("Mobile should be used in urgent situations only")
Fourth week : Only incoming calls ("I am not going to call her until she calls me")
Sardar 2 Srdarni: Janu Coka-CoLa Peeney k Baad Kch Krny Ko Dil Chah Rha hy?

Srdarni: (Sharmaty Huey) Kro Jee...!


Srdar: BrrrRrrrRrrrR ;->
Some say you are ugly.
Some say you are jungly.
Some say you are pugly.
But
I say you are lovely.
Why Did God Created Gap
Between
Thumb & 1st Finger Of Ur Feet ? ? ?




















Ta K Tusi
Hawai Chappal Pa Sako . . . ;->

Kesa lgta hy?

Barasti barish me

Hawa k jhonko''n k sang

Khamoshi se
Chalty huey

Koi apka hath thaam k

Hauley se keh
de

"Ae sweater landay da paya ae? =P ;)
A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,

When her friends asked her what happened?

She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,

“I thought It was MONEY”
Baniye ki biwi beemar thi:

Light na hone ki wajah se baniye ne candle jaladi aur bola
Doctor ko bulane ja raha hu,agar tumhein aisa lage ki tum nahin
bachogi to pleasw yeh candle bujha dena.
Why in Couple Photo Women r on left side & male on right???




bcoz



In a BALANCE SHEET,
Liabilities r on left side
&
Assets r on right side!
Parent:How did you write your exam?

Son:they have given the questions which I don''t know.

So I wrote answers which they don''t know..!!
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist.
If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years.
The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board overlooking an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.
The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.
Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.
The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.
"Congratulations! You''re a free man. Just tell me why didn''t you jump?" asked the doctor.
To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can''t swim!"

Kia Aap K Mobile Ko Qabz Ki Shikayat Hai

Jo SmS Nahi Nikal Rahy

2 Tablet Easy Load K Khila Do Qabz Toot Jaye ga

Aur SmS Aney shuroo Ho Jain Gay... ;->