Aah Bharti Hui Ai Ho Slimming Center
Aah Ko Chahiye Ek Umae Asar Hone Tak
Dieting Khail Nahi Chund Dino Ka Begum
Ek Sadi Chahiye Kamre Ko Kamar Hone Tak
Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
& red light glowing on the top,
seeing this he said ?India is developing fast,
see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air
A mother bought her son a $39 Halloween costume to scare his friends "Should I take the price tag off?", the boy asked. "Leave it on," his mother replied. "We''ll scare your father too
Boy proposed a girl.. The girl said no.
But the boy was not sad. His frnds asked him don''t
u feel sad?
The boy replied "I lost the one who never
loved me, but she lost the one who
really loved her."......
An old to Doc: Doc, I think I''m getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up.
Doc: That''s not senility. Senility is when you forget to zip down
