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Ek Sadi Chahiye Kamre Ko Kamar Hone Tak

May, 18 2010 156 chars (1 sms) 3285 views Funny

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Chand Or Main..

Chand
Or
Main..

Dono Ka Ek Sa
Muqaddar Hai..

Wo Asman Pe
Tanha To Main
Zameen Pe Akela..

Wo Roshni Mangay
Suraj Se..

Or Main Mohtaj
Houn K.E.S.C?

Wife:”

Wife:”
Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji”
.
.
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Husband:Chalo, tayyar ho jao…”
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Petrol pump chaltay hain:D

5 years 20 subject

5 years,
20 subjects,
200 practicals,
2000 lectures,
20000 insults

A normal human
being cant do all this!

The remaining abnormals are called

DOCTORS..!

what is the fullfor

What Is The Full-form
Of "OBAMA"

O: Originally

B: Born In

A: Africa To

M: Manage The

A: Americans ... ;->

aik pathan dusre se

Aik pathan dusre se
o yara mere pait main gas ha:
Dusra pathan: khuda ka shukar ada kar
k petrol nhi ha warna America
ne qabza kr lena tha...=P;->

you are my friend

you are my friend
To kya karoo naachoo.

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O/
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Bas khush Anything for you.

Agar dantttooon k Doctor

Agar dantttooon k Doctor ko Daant mein dard ho to wo kahan jaye gha?

Arrey yaar Zahir hai k wo kissi doctor k pass to jaye gha naheen kyun k ussey achcha khasa experience hota hai, To reh ghaya mein to merey paass hee aaye gha na.

Statement By ASIF ZARDARI

Statement By ASIF ZARDARI:

"Mein Apni Wife Ka Badla Zarur Leta"

Magar?

"Khudkushi Haram Hai".

mehnat se aap sab kuch hasil

Mehnat Se Aap Sab Kuch
Hasil Ker Sakty Hyn ... !!!

Izzat ,

Shohrat ,

Daulat

Aur Haan ...

Aata
Cheeni Bhi ... =P ;->

ALLAH ne tmhain paida kya k

ALLAH ne
tmhain paida kya k
tm uski ibadat
karo
Rozey rakho
Namaz parho
Quran parho
Uska Zikr karo
Deeni kitabain parho
Per tm

SMS Par rahe ho
SHARAM KARO....

Bilkul Apne Chhote Bhai Ki Tarah

Arz he,
Samandar Me Gehraai
Ki Tarah

Pyar Me Judai Ki Tarah

Khuda Kare Apki Girlfrnd Apko Rakhe

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Bilkul Apne Chhote Bhai Ki Tarah!!

Naukrani: Malkin

Naukrani: Malkin! Chote Baba Ne Cockroach Kha Liya.

Malkin: Oh God! Call Doctor Fast.

Naukrani: Aap Tension Na Lo Maine

Chote Baba Ko BAYGON Pila Diya...!

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