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Ek Sadi Chahiye Kamre Ko Kamar Hone Tak

May, 18 2010 156 chars (1 sms) 2525 views Funny

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In Our Life,

In Our Life, Six Things Can Come At Any Time

...

1- LOVE

2- FRiENDSHiP

3- MONEY

4- ILLNESS

5- DEATH

6- ?

Su Su

"Is liye kar k sona!"

Kid- Teacher, Can I Go

Kid- Teacher, Can I Go
To Bathroom ?

Teacher- Yes, But
Only After Reciting The
Alphabates !

Kid- Ok !
"A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,
M,N,O,
Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z !"

Teacher- Where Is "P" ?

Kid- Its Running
Down My Leg !!
Plz Let Me Go To The
Bathroom ... ;->

Aik baat bataoon?

Aik baat bataoon? wo meri chahat nahee zaroorat ban ghayee hai, wo jab b aati hai meri zindagi k sab chiragh roshan karti hai, laikin kabhi hamarey pyar k "dushman" ussey ley jaatey hein,wo b kya karey ussey jana pardta hai aur mein b kuch nahee kar pata,

Koi jaaye aur pyar k "dushmanoon" sey kahey k uss(Bijli) na ley jaya karein.

I’m engaged with someone

Boy- I Love you.
.
.
Girl- I’m engaged with
someone

and i have a boyfriend
& i also have 2 serious afairs.

.
.
Boy(after long thinking)

“DEKH LE KUCH ADJUST HO SAKE TOH”

Life is short so follow some rules:

Life is short so follow some rules:

Forgive quickly

Believe slowly

Love truely

Laugh loudly

&

Never avoid anything that
Brings Smile on ur Face!!!

So

Think of me Twice Daily... ;->

''Aaj, kal, harpa

''Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur"s own DEAR.''

*Dua 4 Election*

*Dua 4 Election*

Ya Khudaya...!!!
Kitaab ko Libray myn rakh,

Sher ko jangal myn rakh,

Teer ko kaman myn rakh,
or

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.
.
or
.
.
.
.
.
or...
PATANG ko aasman myn rakh.....!!!!!!!!!!

Jab koi Baat Bigar Jaye

Jab koi Baat Bigar Jaye
.
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.
Jab koi Mushkil Par Jaye
.
.
.
Tou

.
.
.
Tou

"?????
(",)
<))>
JL

ToU MaIn Kia Karun

:Khud BhugTo".. ;->

Bolaa dukaan

Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kya chahiye tumhain. Jo bhi kahoge meri dukaan per wo paoge. Maine kahaa ke kutte ke khane ka cake hai, bola yahin pe khaoge ya leke jaoge

Agar kisi ki maa ke paas bohot daulat hai to use kya kahoge???

Agar kisi ki maa ke paas bohot daulat hai to use kya kahoge???

Socho....

maa badaulat!

''Aslam ek raat macher dan

''Aslam ek raat macher dani say bahir so raha tha. Maa nay poocha k Aslam beitay isa q kertay ho?
Aslam:maa gee, macheron ko bewakoof bana raha hoon. Woh samjein gay k mein macher dani k ander hoon, hahaha....''

made in pakistan run fast

Japnese guy visitd Pakistan & took taxi 2 go 2 friend''s house.
On the way,

Toyota pased by.

He told the driver:

Toyota, made in Japan runs very fast.

Then

Honda passed.

He again:

Honda, made in Japan runs very fast.

Then

for Prado,

He again gave same compliment.

Taxi Driver got angry.

When reached the destination,

Taxi driver:

Rs.4,000 Please.

Japnese:Wht?

So much this is.

The angry drivr replied:

Txi meter

Made in Pakistan run fast ;->

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