Aah Bharti Hui Ai Ho Slimming Center

Aah Bharti Hui Ai Ho Slimming Center
Aah Bharti Hui Ai Ho Slimming Center
Aah Ko Chahiye Ek Umae Asar Hone Tak
Dieting Khail Nahi Chund Dino Ka Begum
Ek Sadi Chahiye Kamre Ko Kamar Hone Tak
  

May, 18 2010     156 chars (1 sms)     2905 views       Funny

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1nce Mother In Law And Daughter In Law

Both Were Walking
Mother In Law Got Tired And Stopped…

Daughter In Law Died On Spot.....How ?




Kyunki ''Saas Ruk Gayi''


Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.






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Nice na...?? =P ;->
''We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!''
A Dog Fell In Love
With a Cat
Bt
Dog''s Parents
Refusd Cat
Gues Why?
They Gave a Solid Reason




Ladki To MUCHHO Wali hai
Zara Si Mobile Men De Jagah Tu

Zara Sa Inbox Le Saja..

Zara Sa Sent Items Me Ja Tu...

Zara Sa Balance Ko Le Ghata.

Me Bhejun SMS Tujh

Ko Meri Jaan Bepanah..

Men are like bank accounts.
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Without a lot of money they don''t generate a lot of interest. . . ;->




USA School Interview 4 New Admission
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Tech:Who is ur Dad?
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His Mom: Plz ask simple questions!

Biggest Mystery of Maths:


1000s of years passed,

Millions of theorems derived,

Crores of formulas made,

But stil...




X is unknown!!!
Sum1 Kills AMIR''S GF

& He Loses His Memory.

Thn He Tries To Findout D Killer.

Suspense:AMIR Himself Is D Killer.

Now Enjoy Watchng GHAJINI :-P

Definition for Human being:

A creature that cuts trees

,makes papers and writes

"SAVE TREES"

on it..!!!

Funny people.....!!!!!!
Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
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Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
American:Oh God give me room full of Gold.
Russian:oh God!give me room full of Diamonds.
Pakistani:Oh God!give me keys of both d rooms.