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Aah Bharti Hui Ai Ho Slimming Center
Aah Bharti Hui Ai Ho Slimming Center
Aah Ko Chahiye Ek Umae Asar Hone Tak
Dieting Khail Nahi Chund Dino Ka Begum
Ek Sadi Chahiye Kamre Ko Kamar Hone Tak
  

May, 18 2010     156 chars (1 sms)     2909 views       Funny

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DON K Fone ka Intazar tu 11 Colleges ki Larkiyanm Kar Rahi hain.



Mager DON ka Fone Ana Mushkil he nahi NamumkinHa.



Kiyn k DON K Pass tu

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Balance hi nahi hey :D
A parrot goes to a shopkeeper and asks ... ''Aam hai kya?''
The shopkeeper says ... ''Nahi. Hum Aam nahi bechte.''

Next day at the same time, the parrot goes again and asks him...

''Aam Hai kya ?''

He gets a little irritated and says...

''Aare Bola na, Hum ''Aam nahi bechte''

On the third day, the parrot goes again and asks him ''Aam hai kya?''

He gets wild and yells ...''Bola na naahi. Abhi vapas aaya to hathoda

marunga sar ke upar''

The next day, the parrot comes again and asks him ..''hathoda hai kya?''

The shopkeeper says ... ''Nahi''

The parrot then asks ... ''Aam hai kya?''

A man was asked 2 explain dis saying:

Sorrow is our constant companion, Happines comes & goes.

Man said:
My Wife is always wid me. Her frndz comes & goes.
;-)
Man To Pathan:
Why r U Throwing
Bricks Into The Water ???

Pathan:
Em Trying To Solve A Mystery
The Bricks r
"RECTANGULAR"
And
The Waves r
"CIRCULAR" ... ;->
Hum jeete EK bar hai,
Marte EK bar hai,
Pyar EK bar hota hai,
Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai..
TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???
IT''S A SCARY STORY.
READ IT IF U R DARE ENOUGH.

Once in a rain there was an old man standing with a book in his hand for sale.
A man came to him & asked for buying.
He sold the book for Rs. 3000 & said,
"DON''T OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK"
Else you face problem.
Man finished reading all pages with great fear but not last page.
Out of his curiousity he opened the last page one day.
Then he was shocked to see,



















Rs.3O/=
jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai
woh repeat kar doonga
tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey
Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doong
''Mehsoos Ho Rahi Hai Fiza Mein

Tamatar aur Andon Ki Khushboo faraz,

Lgta Hai Mery watan Ki

Cricket Team Wapis Aney Wali Hai...''
Apki medical report a gyi hai dekh len


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Ghabrane ki koi bat nhi ap k ander sirf 2 kerrey hain
Ek apko call nahi krne deta dosra sms
Main 1 sms hoon. Jise stupid log parte hain. Nalayak log doosron ko forward karte hain. Gadhe delete karte hain aur Pagal store karte hain. TUM kya karne vale ho?????
Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did’nt u ecchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth..
Dentist Ki Beti B.F Se: Aj Kitna Acha Moqa Tha Tm Mere Dad Se Shadi Ki Baat Krskty Thy.
Larka: Bs Aj B Mera Hosla Nhi Hua. Khmoshi Se 1 Or Dant Nklwa Kr Agya...