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Aah Bharti Hui Ai Ho Slimming Center
Aah Bharti Hui Ai Ho Slimming Center
Aah Ko Chahiye Ek Umae Asar Hone Tak
Dieting Khail Nahi Chund Dino Ka Begum
Ek Sadi Chahiye Kamre Ko Kamar Hone Tak
  

May, 18 2010     156 chars (1 sms)     3529 views       Funny

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A promising young man
should go into politics so that he can
go on promising for the rest of his life.
Man sees Sardar-G
standing in d midle of
a huge feild of grass
& notices, He is jst
standing dere,doing
nothing, luking @
nothing
Man asks: Sardar-G
wh8 r U doing ?
Sardar-G: Em trying 2
win a noble prize
Man: How?
Sardar-G: Well I heard
they give d noble prize
2 ppl who r
outstanding in their
feild.. ;->
Height of AbsurdiTy. . .

The Press: What are the Mineral Resources in your State?
Governor: We have Fanta, Coke, Pepsi and Sprite, That''s all... ;->

1 boy school se
rota hua ghar aya
maa ne pucha:
Beta q ro rahe ho
Boy:
Sir ne boht mara
he mujhe!
Mother:
Sir ne q mara
Boy:
Sir mere dost ko
dant raha tha tou mein ne dost ko tasalii de aur ek misal de..
Mother:
Kon si misaal..?
Boy:
Jo kuttey "bhonkte" hai woh "kaat''tey" nai.:-)


Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.

Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta:D
Pathan ko rastay mein ek charagh mila.Utha k saaf kiya to ek Jin nikla or kaha k woh uski 3 khwahishain puri krayga.
Pathan:"Umko esa naswar do jo khatam na ho!"
Ekdum ek naswar ka packet aa gya.
Pathan ne thori si naswar nikali to utni naswar or aa gai.
Jin: "Baqi 2 khwahishain?"
Pathan: "Esa 2 packet or do!" ;->


The Most Wacky Definition of High Heels:

A Device Invented for Short Height Women,

Who Were Fed Up By
Constantly Being Kissed
On the Forehead. :-)
Vakeel:
Judge Saab, Is Insan Ne Apni Biwi Ko Qatal Kia,
Salay Ko Qatal Kia,
Kaee Begunah Logo Ko Qatal Kia,
Paisay Khae,
Ghundagardi Ki,
Ye Pehle Bhi Jail Ja Cuka Hai,
Ap Bataye Is Drinda-Sift Or Corrupt Insan Ke Sath Kya Hona Chahye?
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Judge:
Isay Pakistan Ka President Bana Do ;->
Arz kiya hai :- jale ko Aag kehte hain Bujhe ko khaak kehte hain

wah wah

Aap mein jis cheez ki kami hai us hi ko to"DIMAGH"kehte hain.
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 4.O bunty k pappa
Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?

1 Larki Namaz Parh kr Dua mang rahi thi,

Uski Maa ne Pucha: Tum ne Dua me Kia Manga?

Larki: Wohi Manga jo Har Larki ki Khuwaish hai

Maa: Kya?

Larki:

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HumAyuN
FIRST LINE TO WRITE IN EXAMS:

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