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May, 18 2010
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Muhabbat Andhi Hoti Hai Pagal
10 Muhabbat Bharay SMS:
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Kuch Nazar Aaya?
Nahi?
Muhabbat Andhi Hoti Hai Pagal.
Nazar Nahi Aati. :-)
Zalim sms of 2011
1 larki bus stop pe naqaab men kharri huwi the
Aadmi bike pe aaya or kaha
lift chahiye kya?
larki boli.
abu main hun
A beggar meets another beggar.
A beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software
engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question ???
So, Which Platform are you Working on ???
Ali K Papa Aaj Job Par
Teacher: "Ali K Papa Aaj Job Par Gaye Hain"
Es Ka Future Tense Banao
Student (Ali): Woh Kal Bhi Jaenge
Kisi K Baap Mein Himmat Hai Tou Ruk Le =D ;->
5 sardars & a girl
5 sardars & a girl were hanging below a helicopter on a resQ rope.
Pilot: One must leave bcoz of overload.
Girl: I''ll sacrifice.All sardars started clapping
HaHaHaHaHaHaHa
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'':., ,*, ,/;
".;;.,(''v'' ),,//;;
".;;( );;"
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A BEAUTIFUL
BIRD
send to wish U HAPPY Bird Flu.
How can a Sardar Kill
How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?
Sardarji thinks N thinks hard
&
comes to a conclusion:
I’ll drink poison n let lion eat me.
Sorrow is our constant companion
A man was asked 2 explain dis saying:
Sorrow is our constant companion, Happines comes & goes.
Man said:
My Wife is always wid me. Her frndz comes & goes.
;-)
Light can replace dark
Light can replace dark
Succes can replace failure
A smile can replace pain
But nothng cn replace U,
U KNW WHY?
..
.
Defective piece,
No Replacement!
Hehehe!
A Question From
A Question From
Santa To Bill Gates:
"Sir,
How Is It That Your
Name Is Gates But
U Are Selling WINDOWS
Teacher: ''jinke ghar sheeshe k hote hen..
Teacher: ''jinke ghar sheeshe k hote hen..
Ye line poori karo.
Student:Wo.
Wo.
Wo.
Wo.
Wo
light band kar k kapre badalte hen... ;->
''1 Car se ik Kawwa takra k behosh ho geya
''1 Car se ik Kawwa takra k
behosh ho geya
Aadmi kawwe ko Ghar le gya or
pinjry m band kerdiya
kawwa jaaga tu
bola:
hai Allah jail ho hai
Lagta hai Driver mer gya.''
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