a sensible proposal

a sensible proposal
A Sensible Proposal:
From Boy to Girl-
I Am Not Forcing You
to Love Me

but,
Dont Let Love be The
Reason For Heating Me.!
  

May, 12 2010     129 chars (1 sms)     2343 views       Funny

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chapal chhoti ho to panwoon mey nahi aati

biwi moti ho to bahon mey nahi aati
FIRST LINE TO WRITE IN EXAMS:

"All the answers written below are imaginary & work of my creative mind. Any resemblance to text book is unintentional & purely accidental"


NON SMOKERS- i hate cigarette so i don''t touch it. ;-(
.
SMOKER- i too hate cigarette so ''I BURN IT'' :-)
.
Attitude matters... ;->
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot; the guy who
invented the
other three, he was the genius.
4 Years

40 Subjects

400 Practicals

4000 Lectures

40000 Submissions

A Normal Human Being Can''t Do It
Remaining Abnormals Are Called



** DOCTORS **


Hum Gaye Thay Un K Ghar,


Kehna Tha Dil Se Dil Mila Lo,,,,


Unki Ammi Ne Khola Darwaza

Hum Ghabra K Bolay Aunti





Taliban aa gaye hain cable katwa Lo!


*@Happy 1st JANUARY@*







Aaj k din Quaid-e-Azam porey 7 din k ho gaye thay... =P =D
Teacher: Did You Father Help

You With Your Homework?


Student: No,


He Did It All By Himself
1 Job Offer Hai,


Sallery Rs 20000.


Kerni Hai Tu Reply Karo!


Zyada Mehnat Ka Kaam Nahi Hai,


Bus Samander Me Wiper Lagana Hai.
Asif Ali Zardar K Baad
Kon Sadar-e-Pakitan
Bane Ga ... ???



Socho



Socho




Socho



Aur Socho










Rehman Dakait ...
1admi bola jb mere bchy hun gy to 1ko karachi
aur 1ko lahore chor aonga.

dosra bola wo q ?

pehla admi bola kal TV pr bta rhy thy k
bchon k drmyan wqfa zrori hy.
At the bus stop a man enterd the bus and shouted out loudly





"Dont try to move from your seats,










Tariq kulfi wala aap chal k twadey kol aaye ga ;->