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A 60 years old bachelor
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A 60 years old bachelor
A 60 years old bachelor
A 60 years old bachelor advertises his Zaoorat-e-rishta
after 1 month he got a letter "mian sahib" is umar mein RISHTA nahi FARISHTA aata hay.
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Teri ummid tera intizar krte H
Teri ummid tera intizar krte H
Ae sanam hm to sirf
Teri Bahen se pyar karte He
Yun Pakistan Se Dushmani Achi Nahi INDIA.
Yun Pakistan Se Dushmani Achi Nahi INDIA.
Bachiyan Teri Jawan Hain, Kuch To Khayal Kar. :-)
Mil gya Oye hoe mil gya O bally bally mil gya
Mil gya
Oye hoe mil gya
O bally bally mil gya
Dhinchik dhinchik mil gya
Apne saray kaam chor k fazul sms parhne wala 1 or bewakoof mill gya..:
v ek khan zameen per l
Ek khan zameen per lait kr phone kr raha tha.
Ek admi ne pucha yeh kia kr rahay ho.
Khan bola is me say awaaz aarahi plz try late kar./<
Ladkiyon ke college
Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi, Ladke bhi unke saath the ..Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya. ..HUMARI MAANGE Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDHUR SE BHARO?.
A Police Recruit
A Police Recruit Was Asked During Exam,
"What Would U Do If U Had To Arrest Ur Own
Mother?"
He Said, "Call For Backup.".
What Do U Get ?
What Do U Get ?
When A Cow Dances.
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Think
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Vey Simple....
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GUIDANCE.... (Gui-Dance)....!!
aadmi dusre aadmiyo ko
ek baaar ek aadmi dusre aadmiyo ko uchaaalta he.... toh uske dimaag me aise hi koi idea kaise aata he????
simple!!
aaadmi ko uchalega toh it will be men toss ....mentos-dimaag ki batti jala de
Wo Kya Cheeze He Jo wife
Wo Kya Cheeze He Jo wife Apnay hsbnd Ko Sari Umar Nahi Deti?
Socho ?
Ans-SHANTI
Wo SUBAH ka Sukoon
Wo SUBAH ka Sukoon
Wo PANI ki Thandak
Wo SAABUN ki Khushbu
Wo DHULAY hue chehre ki Khubsurati
Aap kya Jaano
Ye to sirf Muu Dhone wale he jante hain
KBC ME SHARUKH NE MUJH SE PUCHA.
KBC ME SHARUKH NE MUJH SE PUCHA.
WORLD KA SABSE BADA ULLU KON HAI?
MENE 1 CRORE RS. THUKRA DIYE,
LEKIN TERA NAAM NAHI BATAYA
Door Se Dekha To Baarish Gir Rahi Thi
Door Se Dekha To Baarish Gir Rahi Thi
Wah .. Wah.... Wah
Door Se Dekha To Baarish Gir Rahi Thi
Wah
Paas Gaya To Bheeg Gaya!
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