Mosam ne li angrai Or hm ne Chori Razai,

Mosam ne li angrai
Or hm ne Chori Razai,

mungphali se hui laraai
icecream ghar me I,

coffee se mu mor lia
cold drink se naata jor lia,

SEASON''S
GREETINGS 4u.

May, 18 2010 172 chars (2 sms) 3549 views Funny

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If u don’t have a gf/b

If u don’t have a gf/bf, don’t have a nice job, don’t like partying & dancing, just have a boring life, then don’t worry just log on to
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Ek Din Donkeyz

Ek Din Donkeyz or Dogz ka Jaloos ja rha tha.

1 Donky bola: Hum pe Loug Q Zulum krte hen?

Dog Bola: Bhai Fiqar Matt kro

MAZLUMON KA SATHI HAI ALTAF HUSSAIN.

Santa was caught

Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What''ll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I''ll take the money.

An Archaeologist Is The Best Husband Any Woman Can Have. . . ! ! !

An Archaeologist Is The Best Husband Any Woman Can Have. . . ! ! !

How. . . ? ? ?

The Older She Gets, The More Interested He Is In Her. . . ;->

HEER:

HEER:

“Aisa Khat Likh Way Sajna,
Meri Umer Beet Jaye Parhde Parhde..”

RANJHA:

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Lay Hun Parhdi Reh...!!

Mein nokari chor k ja raha hon

Nokar! Mein nokari chor k ja raha hon.
Aap ko muj par barosa nein.

Saith! Had ho gahi hai thijori k
chabihan maz per padi reti hein.

Nokar! Un mein se eik bi chabi
thijori ko nein lagthi.

after putting us in

After Putting us in fire of love, you are sweetly sleeping.

nahi samj ai ????

ya lo

aggan la ka sanu ishaq dian te app mithi neind sona wa.

A pathan want 2 commit suicide,

A pathan want 2 commit suicide,

When asked : Pathan said,my wife ran wid my Best Friend

& i can"t live widout my
friend.. ;->

What Do U Call A

What Do U Call A Woman
Who Has Lost
95% Of
Her Intelligence . . . ?
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DIVORCED . . . . :p

Kya zamana aaya he!

Kya zamana aaya he!

Pahle log shadi k bad jo kam karte the,
abhi wo shadi se pahle kar rahe hen!

pata he kya?

Nahen na

KHUD Kushi.. ;-)

I want to share everything with u

I want to share everything with u
Your sadness, ur happy moments
Every single second of the day
Let’s start with
Your bank account.

''Aik Ladki darya par nahane gayi uska kutta bhi 7 tha.

''Aik Ladki darya par nahane gayi uska kutta bhi 7 tha.

jiska name tha "KUCH KUCH"

nahate waqt kutta iske kaprey le kar bhag giya wo nangi uske piche bhagne lagi.

Raste me 1 Phatan mila wo us se boli Khan Sahb ap ne mera KUCH KUCH deka.

Phatan: Wai Qurban hum ne to tumhara sab kuch deka.''

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Mosam ne li angrai Or hm ne Chori Razai,

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