Mosam ne li angrai Or hm ne Chori Razai,

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Mosam ne li angrai Or hm ne Chori Razai,
Mosam ne li angrai
Or hm ne Chori Razai,

mungphali se hui laraai
icecream ghar me I,

coffee se mu mor lia
cold drink se naata jor lia,

SEASON''S
GREETINGS 4u.
  
May, 18 2010     172 chars (2 sms)     2635 views       Funny

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Santa kissed his girl friend in the park.
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height of confidence

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Socho socho



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U know it,
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Bolo bolo



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Doctor implants a New Ear 2 a man..
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