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3 sardar after exam
3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.
2nd: Main bhi!
3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p
It’s a test to check your
It’s a test to check your capability of Mathematics
But you’ve to read this msgfor once only..
Ok!
R u ready??
Here we go
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The question is:how many times did u press the button?
hahaha
ek intihai adbi she
Ek Intihai
Adbi Sher Arz Hy
"Alif" "Bey "Pey"
"Tey"
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"Alif" "Bey "Pey"
"Tey"
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Way Gujra Way
Way Gujra Way ... ;->
(NASEEBO LAL)
munna
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('';'')
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''1 Sardar Electrical Engineer ki post ke liye INTERVIEW dene gaya?
interviewer ne poucha Electric Motor kese chalti he
Sardar BOLA
Turrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.''
Difference Between Friend & Wife
Difference Between Friend & Wife
You can Tell Your Friend
"You are my Best Friend"
But
Do you have courage tell to your Wife
"You are my Best Wife?"
teacher 2 child
Teacher 2 chiLd!
Tum bohat badtamez ho gaye ho batao kya saza dun tumhen??
Child:
Wo larki jo 2nd last seat pe bathi hai us K Sath bahir nikal dain;-)
girlagr tmhe mjsy s
Girl:Agr Tmhe Mjsy Shadi Krni Hai To Tmhe Hr Hafte Mumi Ko 10kg Ata Dena Hoga,
Papa Ki Car Me 10litre Petrol Dlwana Hoga
Boy:Acha BEHAN Ami Abu Ko Salam Kehna
boys r inteligent than girls!
Boy: Boys r Inteligent Than Girls!
Girl: Any Proof ?
Boy: You Always Say Inteli-GENT
But
You Never Say Inteli-LADY.. ;)
''FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
''FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
SON: Under Water, Dad.
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?
SON: They Are "Below C Level"''
In a bar 1Guy says 2 anotherf
In a bar 1Guy says 2 another
"I kissd ur mom last n8"
whole bar was waitin 4
d othr Guy''s response.
He laughs&says:
"Lets go home dad,
U r drunk".
Q: Why is Christmas jus
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. . . ;-> a day at the office?
A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. . . ;->
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