Kon Kehta Hai Ke

Kon Kehta Hai Ke
Kon Kehta Hai Ke Pakistan Main Job Nahi Milti...

Yeh Lo Jhaaroo..
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Aur Shandaar Career Ka Aaghaz Karo..!;>
  

May, 18 2010     153 chars (1 sms)     2132 views       Funny

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Techer: jawani or buraphay main faraq batao.
Student: Jawani main mobile main haseenoun k number hotay hain or buraphay main hakeemoun k...:p
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
budget k baad b waheen par Pakistan hai,
budget k baad b waheen par Pakistan hai,

waziron kee khusiyani, aur awam pareshan hai
How did Bill and Hillary
Clinton first meet?
They were both dating the
same girl in high school.


Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!!

Middle age starts
When
You have been warned to slow down,
Not by a motorcycle cop
But
By your doctor ... =P

Hope Samajh Gaye Ho Ge ;->


Baap: beta shadi k din susral walay
ghari dein tu suit mang lena.
Scooter dein tu car mang lena,
dokan dien tu ghar

beta: dady larki dein tu oski maa mang lon?
Zindagi Mein Agar Kuch Kerna Hai

To Aisa Ker Jao,K Jahan Bhi

Tum Jao,Jis Gali Se Bhi Guzro,

Her Ghar Se Aik Hi Awaz Aay

"O Pai! Koora Edhron

V Chuk Ley"

Hahahaha




USA School Interview 4 New Admission
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Tech:Who is ur Dad?
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His Mom: Plz ask simple questions!
Is Saal Aata Sasta Ho Jaye Ga






Kyun K




Tamaam Cricket
Ground Gandum Ki Kasht K Liye Khali Hain...!!;->
Everything Is Possible In This Universe, Nothing Impossible.
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Wana Example ?
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Very Simple Yaar,
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Imran Hashmi In Jannat.["!"]



2 pathan 1 darkht k nichey beth kr baten
kr rhe they k achank drakht se ek aam{mango}
girta hy..
pehla pathan 2srey se ye aam kese gira?
aam khud hath jorr kr answr deta hy
k saalo pak gya hon
mei tum logo ki baten sun kr... ;->