~SARDAR: Yaar Tere Bhai di Maut

~SARDAR: Yaar Tere Bhai di Maut
*~SARDAR: Yaar Tere Bhai di Maut da bara Afsos hoya, Waisy hoya Ki Si?
FRIEND: Goli lagi Si Mathey Wich.
Sardar: Oh Tu
Shukar Kar Akh bach gai..%-)
  

Mar, 12 2012     149 chars (1 sms)     4310 views       Funny

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Bhai Call me fast aik bt krni hai zaruri. W8ng


















Malom tha kanjos Nechay aa jayga par call nhi karyga.
Jab se aapko dekha hai,
yaqin karo,
Rat,
Din.
Subha,
Sham.
Sotay,
Jagtay.
Khatay,
Peetay.
Uthtay,
Bathtay.
Aatay,
jaatay.

.

.

Mera Hans hans k bura haal hai
The length & breadth & height of you
total up to quite a view,

but to taste the true delight of you
I’ll have to take a bite of you.
Puppy
hi u all
i hv one puppy 4 u
1puppy 4 ur friend
1 puppy for ur fri ke fri
u know why??? becuz............
ajj hi meray dogi nay 10 puppies ko janam dia hai
"Jis Ka Kaam Usi Ko Saajhay"


Exapmle>


Hamesh Reshamya In
"AP Ka Surror"


Flop . . . .


Is Film Ka Naam Hona Chahiay Tha,
"AP Ka KasoOR"
Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl... April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll
Hum Dosto Ko Bäri Gandi Saza Dete
Hain,,,,,,,,!!





HUM DOSTO KO BARI GANDI $AZA DETE
HAIN...!!!




Joota Marte Nahi Moza Soongha Dety Hain,,,,,!!
Do You Know The Meaning Of
"B M W" ... ???





























Bohat Mehangi Wali Car ... ;->
A Touching Story. . .

One day the mosquito got excited and gave a love bite to the dog.

The dog became emotional and returned the love bite to the mosquito.

The next day…

Mosquito died of rabies and dog died of malaria…



What a touching story!!!
In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on (date)
and i give u a boon that u get to be this beautiful gem"s
friend...couldnt ask for anything more but thank the god for
giving me a friend like u...happy birthday and dont forget
that someone somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every
falling star."
jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai
woh repeat kar doonga
tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey
Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doong
FunnY BuT tRuE...!

Pakistan is like a fatherless family where Millitary is a young strong
But disobedient son,
Judiciary is like a constrained mother who sides the son to run her house.

Nation is like an aging daughter who is never consulted and remains unmarried

But fucked often.