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FRIEND: Goli lagi Si Mathey Wich.
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Mar, 12 2012     149 chars (1 sms)     3636 views       Funny

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My dear,
GOOD NEWS 4 U

Meiny ghor se dekha hai.


k aap ka naam





N_R_O LIST me nhi hai.

BE HAPPY ;->
Aasmaan Ko
Alvida Kese Kaho Ge..?

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TaTa_Sky !
Pani mai whiskey wilao
to nasha charta hai pani
mai rum milao to nasha
chaeta hai pani mai
brangy milao to nasha
charta hai to pani mai
kuch garbar hai.....-;>
Karachi Me 500
Grlz Heart Attack Se Mar Gai
0r
255 GrlZ Behosh Hogai





Kyn k














Ksi Ne Afwah Phela Di Ha
K
"HumAyuN"
Ki Mangni Horae Ha =P
Saas Bahu Se:Aaj Se Tum Muje MAA Or Saaur Ko PAPA Kehna
Bahu:Samajh Gai
Sham Ko uska Pati Ghar Aya 2 Boli:
Maa! Bhaiyya Ghar Aa gaye hai..
"yaqeenan woh shaks goonga hai

jis ne mujy dekha aur gaali na di"

(Asif Zardari ki kitab "firaun ki wapsi"
chapter "haan me kutta hun"
page#420)
1 Shair ALLAMA IQBAL ka aap ki Nazar...

"Pewasta-e-Shajar se Umeed-e-Bahar Rakh..



Bachay 3 he Achay, Biviyaan to Beshak 4 Rakh :-)
aik waqat tha tumaray sms asiay


atay thay

jaisay kisi nay tumari khoprii pai

pestol rahki hoi hai



or tumsay sms karwa raha hai
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mager ab lagta hai jaisay goli maar di hai
1 Pathan apna rishta dekhnay gaya ghr walo ne kaha dono ko akela chor do
Pathan girl se: Baji ap log kitnay bahan bhai hen
Larki gusy se pahly 10 thy ab 11 hen.
Teachr Ne SHRAB Ka Nuqsan Btany K Liye

1KEERA SHRAB Me Dala To Wo Mr Gia.

Teachr:"Ap Ne Kia Seeka?

Studnts:"SHRAB Peenay Se

PAIT K KEERAY Mar Jatay He"
two frn are talking to each other
1st: kal tumhare pati pipe se apne flat mai ja rahe the.
2nd:haan pairon mai plaster k baad doctor ne unhe seediyan[stairs] chadne se mana kiya hai
BREAKING NEWS
ATM @ Tariq Road Is
Jammed & Not In Working
Condition




Bcoz



Khan Sahab''s Wife Put
Hairpin In Machine When
It Said
"Enter Ur PIN" ... ;)