~SARDAR: Yaar Tere Bhai di Maut

~SARDAR: Yaar Tere Bhai di Maut
*~SARDAR: Yaar Tere Bhai di Maut da bara Afsos hoya, Waisy hoya Ki Si?
FRIEND: Goli lagi Si Mathey Wich.
Sardar: Oh Tu
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Mar, 12 2012     149 chars (1 sms)     4049 views       Funny

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''Neem k 4 patte lo
2 ko 1glass pani me boil karo aur
2 ki chatni banao
Phr
chatni ko us pani k sath kha lo
Inshahallah



Kanjoosi
K sare germs mar jayenge.''
Dil se dil lagi hum kiya nhi krte,

ye dil hum kisi or ko diya nahi karte,

pasand aa gaya pagal pan tmhara,

wrna har pagal ko hum sms kya nhi krte
Jo Kehte The Hmain Tm Manngo To Jan Bi Hazir Hai…



Aj 20 Ka Load Manga To Kehty Hain Sub Dukanain Bnd Hain… ;->
Teacher: Translate into Urdu.

"She is Kidding"


Pathan: Woh Bachay Day Rahi Hai.

Dekhiye zara kitna nafees shair Arz kia hy

Aankho''n Me Jalaye Rakhta Hon Main Aapki Yaado''n k Deep



Hato Bachoo,

Peep..
Peeep..
Peeeeep..
Peeeeeeeep.. =P ;)


A beautiful dress is of no use
until it inspires
someone to take it off

By

Swamy EMRAAN HASHMI
Air Hostes 2 Lalu:- Sir, are you vegetarian or non-vegetarian?

Lalu:- I am INDIAN!

Air Hostes:- No sir! Are you shakahari or masahari?

Lalu:- Na re sasuri,, I am BIHARI!!.. ;->
Mr:Saleem had 3 sons:Named

1-Rehmat-e-Saleem

2-Barkat-e-Saleem

3-Mehboob-e-Saleem

When his 4th son was born, his wife decided to name is

Bas-kar-Saleem!:-)


Japnese guy visitd Pakistan & took taxi 2 go 2 friend''s house.
On the way,

Toyota pased by.

He told the driver:

Toyota, made in Japan runs very fast.

Then

Honda passed.

He again:

Honda, made in Japan runs very fast.

Then

for Prado,

He again gave same compliment.

Taxi Driver got angry.

When reached the destination,

Taxi driver:

Rs.4,000 Please.

Japnese:Wht?

So much this is.

The angry drivr replied:

Txi meter

Made in Pakistan run fast ;->
Kal agar me mar bhi jaon ae dost!! Gham na karna Aansu bhi na bahana Bus seedhay oper chale aana.Party karenge
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"Chal Bey Chal Mere
Gift Wapis Ker ... " =P ;)
Maa Bache Baich rahen hn Kaisi Tangdasti He

Ata Chawal Mehnge Hen, Insan ki Jan Sasti He

Hakumat Ko Ghurbat Ka Pta nhi

Kitna Afsos Hota he jb Bhook Dasti Hy