~SARDAR: Yaar Tere Bhai di Maut

*~SARDAR: Yaar Tere Bhai di Maut da bara Afsos hoya, Waisy hoya Ki Si?
FRIEND: Goli lagi Si Mathey Wich.
Sardar: Oh Tu
Shukar Kar Akh bach gai..%-)

Mar, 12 2012 149 chars (1 sms) 4305 views Funny

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Maine Kaha Dilruba

Maine Kaha Dilruba

Usne kaha BAlance Bhejwa

Maine kaha Paise Nahi

Usne Kaha Kaise nahi

Maine Kaha Mehangai Hai

Usne kaha tu Mera Bhai ha

1admi apne(14) bachon k 7 Zoo gy

1admi apne(14) bachon k 7 Zoo gya..
guard se kha hamen wo genda dikhao jis k 8 baçhe hain!
kuçh dair baad guard aya or kaha ap yahin theren genda apko dekhne aarha hai... ;->

shair ki bivi k sath kisi ne rape kia

Jangle men shair ki bivi k sath kisi ne rape kia..

Shair ne sab jungle walo ko muqadmy k lie bulaya..

Sab se peechy 1 chooha b araha tha
Donkey ne poocha tum kidr ja rhy ho?

Choohay ne moncho pa hath pher kr kaha..

Tera bhai ka nam bhi aya hai... =D ;->

Me Aur Meri Tanhai Aksar Ye Baatain Krte Hyn

Me Aur Meri Tanhai Aksar Ye Baatain Krte Hyn

K Tum Hoti Tou Aisa Hota

Tum Hoti Tou Waisa Hota

Aur Tum Na Hoti Tou Paisa Hota...... ;->

Meri prem kahani ka ajeab ending tha,

Meri prem kahani ka ajeab ending tha,

wah wah

Meri prem kahani ka ajeeb ending tha

Izhar-e-muhabbat sms se kiya tha
Jo unki shaadi tak pending tha..

All da elecTrons were

All da elecTrons were having parTY suddenly proTons aTTacked ThemA herO came & saved da eLecTrons.TheY asKed hero "who r u?"he said "Bond .....Covalent bond"

Koi Dost ho tou Tum Jesa

Koi Dost ho tou Tum Jesa

Koi Chahnè wala ho tou Tum Jesa

Koi Dil se pyara ho tou Tum Jesa

Pata nhi Q sb Mujh se yehi kehty hyn.. ;->

Pyar B Ajab Shay He

Pyar
B Ajab Shay HePyar
B Ajab Shay He
Maa Se Ho To
"EBADAT"
Baap Se Ho To
"AQEEDAT"
Behan Se Ho To
"FARZ"
&
Bivi Se Ho To
Sub Kehtay Hen
"JORU" Ka Ghulam. . ;->

honesty is the best policy

U n d o u b t l y
H o n e s t y
I s
T h e
B e s t
P o l i c y ...
W h e n
T h e r e
I s
M o n e y
I n
I t ... ;)

2 Sardar bank

2 Sardar bank Lootanay gaye ..par gun bhool gaye phir bhi bank loot liya .. KAISE ??
after all manager bhi Sardar the..bola gun kal dikha jana!

Best beghairat of da

Best beghairat of da
Year nominees are
1:Bush from USA.
2:Krzai from Afghanistan.
3:Pervez Musharf from Pakistan
But
Award goes to

Asif zardari
From SINDH

Begum:

1 Shekh mrty waqt: Begum Tum kahan ho..?
Begum: Ap k pas..

Shekh: Aur mery bchy..?

Wo b ap k pas hain..

Shehk:tO phr sth wAly kmry ka pnkha Q chL rha hy..!!!

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~SARDAR: Yaar Tere Bhai di Maut

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