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''Neem k 4 patte lo
''Neem k 4 patte lo
2 ko 1glass pani me boil karo aur
2 ki chatni banao
Phr
chatni ko us pani k sath kha lo
Inshahallah
Kanjoosi
K sare germs mar jayenge.''
Oye Uthho!!!
Oye Uthho!!!
Yeh Koi Soney Ka Waqt hai?
Haan?
Jab dekho Sota rehti ho
Sari Umar so So ke bitani hai kiya ?
Ab Mujhe reply mat karna...
I am Sleeping.......:)
''Girl to Teacher: Ye Pyar kya Hota Hai?
''Girl to Teacher: Ye Pyar kya Hota Hai?
Teacher: Jab Tum Barri ho kar Achi Bachi Banogi to Tumhai 1 pyar karne wala mile ga.
Girl: Agar Achi na Bani to?
Teacher: To Bohat Saray Milenge.''
''aaj pink panther
''aaj pink panther ki barsi hai,us k liya plz yeh sms kam se kam kisi 1 cartoon ko zaror send karen , main ne apna farz poora kar diay ,ab ap ki bari hay..
Yaa ALLAH ..!! Tujhe Tere Pyare bando Ka Wasta ...!!
Yaa ALLAH ..!!
Tujhe Tere Pyare bando Ka Wasta ...!!
Iss Dafa Ramzan Mein Shetaan Ko Chor Ke
Wapda Walon Ko Band Kar Dena
AMEEN
I Love You!
I Love You!
I realy Love You
I Love You More than Anything in the world
Yehi Kehna chatha Tha Majno Apni Laila Se Par Bicharay Ko English nahi Ati thi afsos
Achha koi ye bata
Achha koi ye bata sakta hai kya... ki indian currency yani ki note par gandhi ji ki tasveer mein gandhi ji hamesha muskurate hi kyu rehte hai???
Kyuki agar vo royenge to note geela ho jayega.
2 twins apny kamry mai bethy thy
2 Twins Apny Kamry Mai Bethy Thy.
1 Hans Hans k Lot Pot ho Raha tha,
2nd Udaas Kony Mai betha Tha.
Baap: Tum itna Q Hans Rahy Ho?
Beta: Mummy ne Dono bar isi ko Nehla Diya. :-)
talibanhm buht jald
Taliban:Hm Buht Jald Karachi Arhe Hen
MQM: Aslaha Le Lo
Awam: Rashan Le Kar Rakh Lo
Pathan: Istaqbal Karo,
Memon: BURQAY KHARID LO BAD ME RATE BARH JAINGE.
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What''s The Main Reason For Divorce?
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Marriage !
Angry boss:
Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho
''A-0-A. 1 gd news he!!!!
''A-0-A.
1 gd news he!!!!
is mahiny ki 29 ko mri mehdi he,,
or 30 ko shadi he,
or 31 ko valima he!!
u r invited!!!
plz zrur ana!!!''
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