A beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software
engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question ???
Pathanon ne eid k baad 5 waqt namaz b saudia k sath parhne ka faisla kia hai...
Nai timings ye hongi
Fajr- Suba 8 bje
Zohr- Sepeher 4 bje
Asr- Sham 7 bje
Maghrib- Raat 10 bje(suraj gharoob hona shart nai)
Isha- Raat 1 bje
''Lab khamosh hote hain jab tum saamne aati ho,
Dil dhadakta hai jab nigaahein milaati ho,
Saans ruk jaati hai jab muskuraate ho,
Bhoot ho kya jo tum itna daraate ho.''
Two snakes sitting in the jungle, Female snake tried to kiss the male snake, Suddenly male snake turned and started singing ''zehar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma''!
I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!