A beggar meets another beggar.

A beggar meets another beggar.
A beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software
engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question ???

So, Which Platform are you Working on ???
  

May, 20 2010     207 chars (2 sms)     2926 views       Funny

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Agr MQM films banane lage to films k naam asey honge

1: UNIT NO.1
2: QUAID ZAMIN PER
3: BHAI LOG LONDON WALAY
4: OPERATION 92
5: LONDON TO 9 ZERO
6: SIRF ALTAF
7: BHAI JO BHI KAHEN
8: LAGAY RAHO ALTAF BHAI
9: Hum Bhatta Lay Chuke Bhai..!
10: Humari Kilashunkof Ap k Pas He
11: 12MAY to Hona Hi Tha.!
''Kuch Dost Meri Zindagi Main PAAD Ki Tarah Hain.


FARAZ


Mehsoos To Hotay Hain, Par Dikhai Nahi Detay. :-)''
Some Translations in Urdu...!!

Wassup babe..?
=
Munni,upar kya hai..?

Listen buddy,dat chick is mine..!
=
Suno dost,wo murghi meri hai..!

R u nuts..?
=
Kya aap akhrot hain..?

Rock da party..!
=
Patthar maro jashan mein..!

Lets hangout..,
=
Chalo bahar lataktey hain.....
Haqiqat Smjo Ya Afsana

Apna Smjo Ya Begana

Hmara Apka Rishta Hy Purana

Is Liye Farz Tha Apko Batana

K Grmi Aa Gai Hy Ab Shuru Kr 2





GoLay ki redhi Lgana

Dosti Kro College wali se
Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt kro pros wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar khao ger wali se.
Biscuit walay ka love letter..

Dear MARIE!
2day is GOODDAY.
U have Krack''jacked my little heart.
Now im in 50-50 position.
Plz dont play Hide n Seek..
Tumhara TigeR... ;->
Interviewee;What is your date of birth?
Sardar;nov 28.
Interviewer;which year?
Sardar;abey ullu everyyear.
Aik Doctor Apne Dost Se)

"Yar Mai Soch Raha Hon K Is Gaon Main
Apna Clinic Khol Lon.
Dost:"Tumhara Khyal To Naik Hy

Magar Yahan Ka Qabristan Chota Hai . :D ;->
I''ve No Girlfriend



I''ve No Girl friend


I''ve No GirL Friend


I''ve No GirL Friend


Tum aPnay wA|i kA Number dE Do


Poori Das Ho jAin gI
Weather Report Mein Bataya Gya Hai
k Yeh Taiz Hawa Apne Sath Sub
Bagirton Ko ley Jay Gi
Is Ley Ap Chaat Per Maze Lene Na Ana
Warna Kidnap Ho Jo Gay...=P;->
Sir :pyar or ishq mai kya farq hai,

Student:sir pyar wo hai jo
Aap apni beti se krtay hain,


Sir :GOOD!Or IHSQ?



Student:sir jo mai ap ki beti se krta hon.>
Meri Ek Naak Hy
Aankhe''n Hyn Do



Meri Ek Naak Hy
Aankhe''n Hyn Do





Tum Ne Meri Aankh
Main Aansu Dekhy






Ab
Jhank Kr Naak K
Choohey b Dkho ... ;->