A beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software
engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question ???
2 lovers plan 2 suicide.
Boy jumped first.
Girl closed her eyes n returnback saying "LOVE IS BLIND"
Boy in the airopened his parachute saying "LOVE NEVER DIES"
Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
Employee: Who''s there?
Boss: Not you anymore.
* TALAASH GUMSHUDA *
Nam, Arbab Rahim
umar ka koi hisab nahi kyu ke us ki umr k KUTE Mar gae,adres kuchre ka dabba rang kaala, Suar jesi shakal, 18 feb ko ghar se saikal pe nikla tha,.. jane kin gatron me chala gaya hy...
kisi bhi Bhai ya bahen ko dikhai de..SEEDHA GOLI maar de....shukriyaa . . . ;->
