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A beggar meets another beggar.
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A beggar meets another beggar.
A beggar meets another beggar.
A beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software
engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question ???
So, Which Platform are you Working on ???
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If U Are
If U Are
Ever In Doubt
As To Wether or Not
To Kiss A Pretty Girl . . .
Alwayz Give Her
The Benifit Of The Doubt
''''Kia aap k mobile
''''Kia aap k mobile
ko Qabz ki
shikayat hai
Jo SmS nhi
nikal rha
2 tablet easy
load ki khila do
Qabz toot jaye gi
aur SmS nikalny
shoro ho jain
gay :))''''
Every walk of life will contain
Every walk of life will contain
ups and downs,
flowers and thorns...
So my sincere advice to you is
.
.
.
"Chapalaan pai rakhna"
''You are equal to sixty james bond!
''You are equal to sixty james bond!
How??
007 * 60 = 420''
''hi makhe how are you sta pa sata suban
''hi makhe how are you sta pa sata suban
dar baghrat ya che ma ta phone no ka''
How Many Legs Does A Dog Have .
How Many Legs Does A Dog Have ...
If You Call The Tail A Leg ... ??
Four ...
Calling A Tail A Leg Doesn''t Make It A Leg ...
Samjhey Jahil ...
Kasturi ne Robi se payar karna chor dia..
Kasturi ne Robi se payar karna chor dia..
Rishap ne Parena ka dil tor dia..
Daramo ne ye kesa mor lia..
Phir b hum ne Star Plus ko zor dia.... ;->
boy my gf broke up
Boy: My Gf broke up wth me & sent me da Kissng pics of her & her new Bf..!!
Frnd: Oh..its 2 bad..!!
Boy: Yaa..I know..dats Y i sent those pics 2 her Dad:D
raozay daro
Rozay daro
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.
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Halka haath rakhna aftari haay walima nahin
3 Ways To Catch A Tigerf
3 Ways To Catch A Tiger
Newton''s:
Allow Tiger To Catch U , Then Catch It ... !!!
Einstein''s:
Chase Tiger Until It Become Tired , Then Catch It ... !!!
Pakistani Police:
Catch A Local Cat & Beat It , Until It Accepts Its A Tiger ... ;->
Wo Dekho!
Wo Dekho!
Ammi.
Abbu.
Bhaiya.
Baji.
Jaldi Aao.
Amazing...!
Us
Gher
Mein
Light Hai ;->/
Ab to 100 Percent Khatam
Ab to 100 Percent Khatam ho jaye gay Aishiqi k,
"AmRaAaAZ"
SunA hai DavAt-e-ISLAMI main JA raha hai NAWAZ..:-)
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