A beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software
engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question ???
Flatter me ,and I may not believe you.
Criticize me, and I may not like you.
Ignore me, and I may not forgive you.
Encourage me, and I will not forget you.
Love me, and I will be forced to love you.
santa 2 his wife : light chali gayi hain...bahut garmi ho rahi hain..jara fan on karna...
santa''s wife : kar di na sardaaro waali baat...!! agar Fan on kiya to candle bhuj jayegi na...!!!!
I know its your birthday 2day.. i am sure you’ll give me treat in a big hotel.. so i shall talk to u in personal there, coz i dunno to express my feelings in SMS”
A junior in an office dialed his boss's number by mistake & said : Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !...... Boss shouted : do you know whom you're talking to?!!!!!! ... Junior: no! Boss: i'm the boss of this office. Junior(in the same tone): & do u know whom you're talking to? Boss: no! Junior: thank God.(and disconnected the phone).. ;) :P