A beggar meets another beggar.

A beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software
engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question ???

So, Which Platform are you Working on ???

May, 20 2010 207 chars (2 sms) 3954 views Funny

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kuch admi dozak mein

Kuch Admi Dozak Mein Bohat Garmi
Mein Bary Aram Se Soye Pare Thy,

Ek Farishte Ne Dusre Se Pucha Yar Ye
Itny Aram Se Dozak Mein
Soye Huye Hen To Dusre Ne Kaha,

Ye Sab Karachi Se Ayen Hen
Garmi Aur Loadshading K Adi Hy.= P ;->

Propose Karne

Propose
Karne
Ka
Yakdam
Jakkas
Style

" Kya Ghoor Ghoor K Dekhti Hai ... Mar Dale Gi Kya .. ??
Dil Daina Hay To Dai ... Rakkh k Achaar Dalaye Gi Kia ..?? "

Aye khuda aaj barsaat ho jaaye

Aye khuda aaj barsaat ho jaaye
kam se kam 1 katori paani bhar jaaye....

jo mujhe sms nahi karte ho
unka fon us me doob jaaye
na rahega fon na bajegi ringtone. . .;)

kisi larki ko kahain i love you

AgAr aap kisi Larki ko kahain
I LOVE YOU aur Larki aap ko kiss kar
ke apna mobile numbr Day dy
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Iss ko kya
kahain gay

Zahir he
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KHUWAB.. :-D

Phela parrot Rs 5000

Phela parrot Rs 5000 ka hay kiyon ke ye computer janta hay, doosra Rs 10000 ka kiyon ke ye computer aur driving dono janta hay Aur ye teesra Rs 700000 ka hay.

Man: Teesra kia karta hay jo itna expensive hay?

Shopkeeper: Mein ne iss ko kutch kartay nahin dekha lekin pehlay do iss ko BOSS kehtay hain.

In Art Gallery

In Art Gallery Couple §ees Picture Tf A Girl çovered ßy Leaves

Husband keeps Watching

Wife: Ab çhalo Gay ¥a Huwa çhalny ka Intezar karte Rho ge?

TV pe Bomb

Ek pathan TV pe bomb rakh k Pakistan ka match dekh raha tha,

Bivi:Ye bomb kis liye rakha hai ?

Pathan:Agr aaj haarey to poori team ko bomb se ura dunga.

How can we prevent Noise Pollution?

How can we prevent Noise Pollution?

Keep vehicle horn in silent mode!;)

Jo Mujhe Abhi Msg Na Bheje Wo . . . ? ? ?

Jo Mujhe Abhi Msg Na Bheje
Wo . . . ? ? ?
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Wo Thori Der Baad Bhej Sakta Hai
Koi Tension Nahi Hai . . . ;->

** Breaking News **

** Breaking News **

Karachi Millenium Main Dhamaka Hogaya Hai

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Ek Pent K Sath 2 Shirts FREE :p

Pataane Se Na Pate,Esi Koi Ladki Nahin

Pataane Se Na Pate,Esi Koi Ladki Nahin,

Pataane Se Na Pate,Esi Koi
Ladki Nahi.
Agar Fir Bhi Na Pate,To Duniya Me Ladkio Ki Koi Kami Nah

wht did a handosm

wht did a handosm dog say to a beautiful bitch during a candlelight
dinner near a romantic river in open moonlight?

"BhoW bHOw"

Hor vicaray ne ki khena
si..:->

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