TeAcHeR:

TeAcHeR:
TeAcHeR: "YoU MiSsEd ScHoOl YeStErDaY DiDn''T YoU?"


StUdEnT: "No NoT EvEn A LiTtLe BiT."
  

May, 17 2010     94 chars (1 sms)     2006 views       Funny

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Friend 2 pathan.
Yaar Aaj tumhara mobile bohat baj raha hai kheriyat to hey na.
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Pathan:
O nahin yaara aaj ghalti sey main apni behan ka mobile ley aaya hu
I like 3 things...

Pizza...

Pepsi...

& you...



Pizza to eat...


Pepsi to drink...



& you to clean the table.Hahaha.
1 Aurat Ne 1 Wakil Se Pocha K
Talak Lene K Lye Kia
Sharyat Lazmi Hoti Hai ?

Wakil Bola "Talak Lene K Lye
App Ko Shadi Shudo Hona Zorori Hai"
Muhabat Ho Jaye

Ya


Machar Kaaten

Anjam 1 Hi Hy.






What?








Rat Ko Neend Nahin Aati...
I am missing U.



I am missing U.



I am missing U.









Don''t believe!



See I am on journey and u r not with me, it means u r missing.
''Woh ye keh kar meri saari 7UP pee gaya Faraz.....









Tu meri adhuri pyaas pyaas, Tu aagai Man ko raas raas''
Yar apki Eik Photo
Chahiye,




Kitab Per Lagani Hai,





Kitab Ka NaaM Hai,







" QaBaR Ka AaZaB".
Jageer Daar 1 Sardar Se: Agr Main Subah Apni Car Me Niklun To Shaam Tak Main Apni Aadhi Zameen B Nahi Dekh Sakta..
Sardar: Hamare Pas B Pehle Aisi Hi Car Thi.
Ek Pathan Ka Murgi Beemar Huwa...





Tu Mugri KTeek Hone Par1 "Cow"
Zibah Kardi..;-)!
Muft Ka Ihsan Na Laina Yaroo

Dil Abi Awr B Sasty Hown Ge... ;->
Wat''s D Best Punishment U Can Giv 2 A Gal?







Giv New Dress, Jewels, Cosmetics, Etc.
N Lock Her In A Room
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Witout A Mirror..


Boy: My Gf broke up wth me & sent me da Kissng pics of her & her new Bf..!!


Frnd: Oh..its 2 bad..!!


Boy: Yaa..I know..dats Y i sent those pics 2 her Dad:D