a mother serves her

A mother serves her sugar with
A bit of peppermint
To clarify the passages
That carry what she meant
When she first set to bear a soul
Quite separate from her own,
Whom she would cherish, yet must teach
To live and die alone.

May, 03 2010 233 chars (2 sms) 2405 views Funny

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A WOMEN 2 A DOCTOR: MERA BETA MOTORCYCLE SE GIR GAYA. DOCTOR: I DONT KNOW URDU. PLZ SPEAK IN ENGLISH. WOMEN: MY LONDA GIRONDA FROM HONDA.:)

Q. What do women and police cars have in common?

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A. They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming. ;->

After Reading The

After Reading The Form Filled By An Applicant

The Employer Said: "We Do Have An Opening For U"

Applicant: What Is It ?

Employer: Its Called The
"DOOR" ;->

MMA Ki Larki Aur MQM K Larka

MMA Ki Larki Aur MQM K Larka

Larka
Mar Jaunga Teri Khatir
G.A Muhajir
G.A Muhajir

Larki
Mjhe B Tjh Se Pyar He
Per Amrica Ka Jo Yaar He
Qoum Ka Ghaddar Hai

A Smart Lawyer Said:

A Smart Lawyer Said:

I Learned Law So Well,
The Day I Graduated
I Sued My College,
Won The Case
And
Got My Tuition Fees
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Why Do People Say

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That
Love Is Like A Butterfly .... ???

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You Need To Keep
Buttering Your Love
Otherwise
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"~"loVe"~"

"~"loVe"~"

Starts Frm Eyes,

Grows With Gifts,

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''''loVe"

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aaj phir ek pathan pit gaya

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Pathan Shia Ki Majlis Mai Gaya,

Aur Wahan Dekha Sab Seenay Pe Haath Maar Rahy Hain.

Pathan Samajh Gaya Aur Zor Zor Se Haath Maar Kar Cheekha.

AAL IZ WELL.

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Smething 4 A True Friend:

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A Good FRIEND Will Cum N Bail U Out If U R In JAIL!!!
A True Friend

Cant.??
B''coz
He Is Sittin NXT To U Sayin:
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My no. has changed.

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My new no. is 15.
agar mera naukar uthaye to use 2-4 galiya de dena...

kamina apne aap ko policewala bolta hai!

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Judge mulzim se:kia tm ne pehly b kbi jail kati ha?
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Mulzim:janab 2 dafa koshsh kr chuka hn magar slakhen bht moti thi me kamyab nai ho ska:-D

Yesterday whole night i was thinking about only U...

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.
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Today i was
thinking of V
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