a mother serves her

a mother serves her
A mother serves her sugar with
A bit of peppermint
To clarify the passages
That carry what she meant
When she first set to bear a soul
Quite separate from her own,
Whom she would cherish, yet must teach
To live and die alone.
  

May, 03 2010     233 chars (2 sms)     2831 views       Funny

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Roses r red,
Voiles r blue,
Monkeys like u,
Should be kept in zoo,
Don’t get angry u’ll find me there too
Not in cage but laughing on u.
Q: Agar William Shakespeare Hyderabad me paida hua hota to uska kya naam hota?
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Ans: Wali Miya Sheikh Peer…
Why Pakistani Girls Are Not In Sport?


Only 10% Girls Play Games Like
Tennis, Chess, Carrom Etc


Bcoz 90% Girls Are Playing With
Boys....
Love is magic. The more we hide it, the more it shows; the more you suppress it, the more it grows.
*JOKE*
Why do women live longer than men?
Shopping never causes heart attacks....but paying their bills does!
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MENTAL HOSPITAL VAN
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Aurr jigrr. . . . . . ?



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Insano mein kidhar . . . ?? :-p
Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion''s cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn''t say he got out.


Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun
to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.

Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
Danton ko bachanay k 3 tareekay


1..Rozana Brush karna

2..Choclate or sweets kam khana

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Muj se kabhi panga na lena...
So keep sending sms and smile wid all 32 teeth..!!
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it will b cloudy if u frown...
clear if ur happy...
sunny if u smile..
stormy if u sing....
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