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Zardari K Ley Bura Waqt Kab Ho Ga?

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Simple Jan|X
Jab Qoum K Ley Acha Waqt Ho Ga, , ,=P;->
  
May, 06 2010     120 chars (1 sms)     3188 views       Funny

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Kuch Nazar Aaya?

Nahi?


Muhabbat Andhi Hoti Hai Pagal.
Nazar Nahi Aati. :-)
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Raat k 2 baje baji ghar ki bell..
Raat k 2 baje baji ghar ki bell..




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All iz well..
Ab PARHAI soch
Ab PARHAI soch samaj k chorna Pappu,

kyou k....?

GADHA 60,000 ka or
reri 40,000 ki hy.:-D
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Mosam ne li angrai
Or hm ne Chori Razai,

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Pata Hy Jab Aap Ghar Se Nikalte Ho Tou
Larke Larkia''n Aap ko Hasrat Se Dekhte Hyn ,
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Ye "HuMayuN" Ka DosT Hy Na



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Kaash Hum Bhi Hote ... ;->
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