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Zardari K Ley Bura Waqt Kab Ho Ga?

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Jab Qoum K Ley Acha Waqt Ho Ga, , ,=P;->

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Love In HINDUSTAN Marrage In DEVASTAN,

Take Honymoon In AFGANISTAN,

But Dont Bring Ur Population 2 Our Pakistan

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Bolaa dukaan-daar,ke kyaa chahiye tumhain

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Sab Bachay Sochne Lagy.

Phir Ek Bacha Hath Khara Kar K Bolta Hai.

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Chahti Hon..."

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