''If ever in your life

''If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.''

May, 24 2010 154 chars (1 sms) 2757 views Funny

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"Ek LARKI Ki DUA"

"Ek LARKI Ki DUA"

Qasam Se Har Ek Larka Bhula DonGi,

Sab hi Ki Tasverain Jala DonGi,

Ek Tum hi Raho Gy Iss Dil Me !

Balance Dalwa Do Bhout Dua DonGi

Jab Tum Makeup Kerti Ho Bilkul Reema Lagti Ho

Jab Tum Makeup Kerti Ho
Bilkul Reema Lagti Ho

Wah Wah

Jab Tum Makeup Kerti Ho
Bilkul Reema Lagti Ho

Jab Makeup Nahi Kerti Ho Tou
Sahfqat Cheema Lagti Ho ...

paper mei is liye me

Paper mei is Liye Mere 100 Number Aaye hain pAppu...

Likh k Aaya tha...
" HAR SAWAAL KA Ek HE JAWAB ALTAF ALTAF " =P ;->

lati hy mohabbat

Lati Hy
"Mohabbat"
Judaai Main Rung

16 Da
"Haleeb"
Tey 12 Da
"Tarang" ... ;->

meera says about sania and shoaib

Meera says about Sania and Shoaib:

" Main bohat khush hun that both are

"Sports MAN:-D"

Five year old girl

Five year old girl was asked by her teacher what does her father do???
The little girl replied, Whatever my Mom tells him to do...

Wo Choom Le Ek Baar

Wo Choom Le Ek Baar Tou Ud Jati Hy Neend

Un Ki Awaz Sunte Sunte Raat Jati Hy Beet

Is Liye Kehte Hyn Ye Risk na Uthao

"MORTIEN JALAO"
"MACHAR BHAGAO" ... ;->

Pathan Apni Girl

Pathan Apni Girl Friend K Sath Date Par Gya ;Or Aishta Se Bola " Mre Dil Mei Ek Bat Ha Magar Kehte Howe Ghbrata Hoon ."
Girl : Keh Do
Pathan : I Really ...... I Really Love ...... I Really Love Your Brother ..

Hamesha Yad Rakho..

Hamesha Yad Rakho..

Hum
Is
Dunia
Me
Dosro
Ki
Khidmat
Karne
Aye
Hain
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Wah!
To Phir Dosre Kia Aam Lene Aye Hain?(",)

Eating Rotten Fruit,

Eating Rotten Fruit,

Sleeping Near Drainage,

Dog Biting Twice,

Travelling In Govt Bus..

R A Million Times Better Than

Believing A Girl! ;-)

Banta to his new bride, Preeto, “Now that we are married,

Banta to his new bride, Preeto,
“Now that we are married,
do you think you will be able
to live on my small income?”

“Of course, dear, no trouble,” she replied.
“But what will you live on?”

1 ladka mujhe 2 BAR I LOVE U bolA,

Girl:Papa,1 ladka mujhe 2 BAR I LOVE U bolA,

kya karu?

Fathr:Beta usse shadi kr le,

zindgi me agr dubara bolde to mera nam badal dena

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''If ever in your life

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