''If ever in your life

''If ever in your life
''If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.''
  

May, 24 2010     154 chars (1 sms)     3138 views       Funny

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dekh ker taj mahal, shah jahan k potey boley.
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aaj hamarey b bank balance hotey,

agar dada chichorey na hotey.


Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai,
Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai,

Bartano aaj mere sir pe baraste kion ho ?
Mein ne dho dha k tumhain kitna saja rakha hai,

Roz leti he talashi wo police ki manind,
Pochti he kahan paison ko chupa rakha hai,

Wahi duniya main muqaddar ka sikandar tehra,
Jis ne khud ko yahan shadi se bacha rakha hai,

Pi ja is maar ki talkhi ko bhi has k shohar,
Mar khane mein bhi qudrat ne maza rakha hai..


UpDate Msg...!!!


Ek KAna Kisi Larki Ko kEsay Purpose Kray gA?


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Ek Nazr mE bhI Pyar Hota HAi mainay suna hai.


Now GirL RepLied


Muhbt Naam HAi MAn KA
Shro AnkhoOn Se HotI hai
Larka HO agr Kana tO
Khtam Wahin pe Hoti HAi
Ye to Muhbt Hai
haAn ye Hi muhBt hAi


::sMs G@Mblr::
Judge - Sach Sach
BtaoTum Ne Apni Biwi
Per Kis Waja Se Haath
Uthaya Tha

Mulzim - 3 Baato''n Ki
Waja Se
1. Us ki Kamar Meri
Taraf Thi
2. Us k Haath Me Belan
Nhi Tha
3. Aur Sab Se Bari
Waja, Mere Bhaagne k
Liye Darwaza Khula
Tha ... ;->
Line Marne K Bht Se Trike Hai Jin Me Se 2 Mandarja Zel Hain.
















1.Kachi Pencil Se.

2.Paki Pencil Se.
Naya Daur ...

Boy: Main Tumhare Liye Aasman Se
Chaand Taarey Tod K La Sakta Hoon !!!

Girl : Is ki Zarurat nahi, Ab Tou Aata , Ghee , Chawal
Aur Generator Se Kaam Chalega ... ;->
A Gud Frend Is One Who Tell U To Study Well. . .

But

A Best Friend Is 1 Who Stands Outside The
Examination Room & Shouts

"Abay Kuch Aa Raha Hai Ya Aur Pharray Phainko''n " . . . ;->
Identification Of
Students ...

Books In Bag,
Faisalabad

Books In Hands
Sialkot

Rolled Books In Jeans
Lahore

W/o Books
But Cell Fones In Hands
Karachi ... ;->
Ek Bar Terrorist

Ne Budhiya Ke Paas

Bomb Rakh Diya.


Log Chillaye

Budhiya Bomb,

Budhiya Bomb

Woh Sharma

Kar Boli-

Woh To Mein Jawani Mein Thi
Lo0gon ki beghairtian to check kro
zara. . .
PAppu

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Maiyat mai aker p0chte hain khana kub lagega... ;->
Thought of the day:
“if u help a gal when she is in problem,
she will always remember u
only when she is in problem again..!!”


Brrrr...
BBRRRR...
BBBRRRRR....
brrr...
BBbRrrRRR

BRRRRR...


PAppu CocaCola Pee raha hai... ;->