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''If ever in your life
''If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.''
  
May, 24 2010     154 chars (1 sms)     2419 views       Funny

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Larka Larki Went On A Date,
Larka Larki Went On A Date,
Baap Ki Cal Aayi,

Baap: Kaha Ho?

Beta: Practical Kar Raha Hu

Baap: Dehan Se Practical Krna Kahin Exam Se Phle Result Na A Jae ;->
Computer Is ShamelessComputer Is Shameless
Computer Is Shameless
Why?



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B''coz, It Has Hardware & Software But




No
Underwear..?
new degrees of do

New Degrees Of
"DOG"






DOG, DOGER, DOGEST ...






Congratulations To
Justice Justice
Abdul Hameed "Doger"
For Achieving 2nd Degree
Of DOG ...
A 60 years old bachelor
A 60 years old bachelor advertises his Zaoorat-e-rishta
after 1 month he got a letter "mian sahib" is umar mein RISHTA nahi FARISHTA aata hay.
Father to son after exam
Father to son after exam: "Let me see ur report card."

Son:"My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents." :P
Teri Shadi K Mauqe Per Us Ne tujh Se Kaha FARAZ..... .
Teri Shadi K Mauqe Per Us Ne tujh Se Kaha FARAZ.....
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Tenu Dullha Kinne Banaya BHOOTNI KAY..!!
Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water? Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.


Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water?
Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.

Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that?
Sardar: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)!
Long ago,
Long ago, a person who sacrificed his sleep, his family, his food, his laughter.. was called a SAINT!

But,

now he is called a
"HUSBAND" ;-D
Wo mjhe ye kah kr chor gaye ! .
Wo mjhe ye kah kr chor gaye !
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Ok bye.
''aankh se ansoo behte rahe
''aankh se ansoo behte rahe
tha gham uski judai ka
hum dil par chot sehte rahe
din aya sagaai ka
farak na pada mehangai ka
vo keemti anguthiya pehante rahe
hum dil par chot sehte rahe
beet gayi raat shehnai ki
aya din judai ka
vo mercedies mei beth ke alvida kehte rahe
hum dil par chot sehte rahe
ankh se ansuu behte rahe''
A cigrete shortns ur life
A cigrete shortns ur life

by 2 mins.

A beer by 4 mins,

But A lecture shortns ur life

by 1 hr!

So dont atend lectures.

Celebrating "BUNK AWARENESS"
*Golden Words*
*Golden Words*


''''Jo Paisa De Us E Le
Lo
Aur Jo Na De Us Se
Cheen Lo ...''''



Molana
Asif Ali Zardari
;->

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