''If ever in your life

''If ever in your life
''If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.''
  

May, 24 2010     154 chars (1 sms)     2924 views       Funny

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Ek Adbi Shair Mulahiza Famaiye Ga

Arz Kia Hai


Aage Barho , Aasman Choolo . . .


Zara Gaur Farmayega

Aage Barho , Aasman Choolo . . .





Paapi Paapi, Paapi Choolo . . . ;->
Flower dies,



stories end,



songs fade,



memories r 4goten,


all things come to end,


but precious people like u,



. . . Chipak hi jate hain.


Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?
How do I know if it is pure honey ?
Seller : give the dog some honey ..
if the dog doesn’t lick it, it is pure honey

Buyer :what if the dog licks it ?
Seller: so it is not a real dog.
ICC has decided 2 shorten d

durationof next world cup.


It will consist of opening ceremony,
photo-session,& presenting d world cup
2 AUSTRALIA..!!


5 frogs r sitting on a log.
4 decide 2 jump off.
How many r left? ?
?
?
?
?
Still 5 left..

Moral:
There''s a lot of difference b/w deciding n doing. (:
1admi bola jb mere bchy hun gy to 1ko karachi
aur 1ko lahore chor aonga.

dosra bola wo q ?

pehla admi bola kal TV pr bta rhy thy k
bchon k drmyan wqfa zrori hy.
NURSE kept SARDAR’S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST
100 pathan aik kashti me sawar thay
k achanak kashti ruk gai
.
.
.
or
.
.
.
sab doob gaye, kaisay?
.
.
.
pathan thay na sub,
dhakka laganay utar gaye
:p
A Group Of Feminists Are Protesting In Front Of The White House:
- Free Women Now! Free Women Now!

A Man Passing-By Asks:
- Can I Have One?
Phone na kia karu DEAR
Mama hoti hain NEAR
Papa se lagta hai FEAR
Baat nahi hoti CLEAR
Dewaron k b hote hain EAR
IS liye SMS karu DEAR
No FEAR n everything CLEAR


1 Memon se marny k Baad farishty ne Pucha:

''''koi naiki ki thi Duniya mein?
Memon: "haan aik faqeer ko 1 Rupiya dia tha, 1 Masjid mein 1 lota Rakhwaya tha, 1 Hospital ko 5 Rupay diye thay, farishtay ne kaha,
Ye lay apne 6 Rupay, Lota Pakarr aur Dozakh mein chal Shabash.
TOM CrUISE went to court to prove that he is the most Handsome & good Looking on earth but he failed and came out Angrily and asked:
Yar YE Hamy koun HAi ??