mera naam bol kar soya karo,

mera naam bol kar soya karo,
apney aaamal tol kar soya karo,

aur pard jaye gha machchar kabhi na kabhi,
issi aas par apna moonh khol kar soya karo

May, 17 2010 154 chars (1 sms) 2198 views Funny

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MUSHARAF DOR KE PAKISTANI KI DUA

MUSHARAF DOR KE PAKISTANI KI DUA
Lub pe aati hey dua bunke tamana meri
Zindgi bomb se ho mehfoz khudaya meri
Na koi bomb ke dhamakay se urha de mujhko
Muft may jam-e-shahdat na pila de mujhko
In pe jaiz hey hakomat karna
Aur hey jurm mujhe apni hifazat karna
Mere ALLAH larai se bachana mujhko
Aur sikha de koi bandoq chalana mujhko
Naam-e-Islam ki hurmat ko bacha le ya Rab
Waqt ke saray yazeedon ko utha le ya Rab

What Will You Find

What Will You Find

inside A Very Clean Nose ... ???

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A Lot Of Finger Prints ... ;->

Experiencd Man Says:

Experiencd Man Says:

"The Real Problem

Doesnt Start Whn Boy

Starts Luking At A Girl.

It Begins, Whn She

Turns &

Looks Back At D Guy"

''Shayar hun main aawara math samajhna,

''Shayar hun main aawara math samajhna,
logon ko hasaane wala hun joker math samajhna,
pati hun apni biwi ka kisi aur ka math samajhna,
agar yeh dekh kar aap hasey to mujhey shabashi de dena,
nahi hasey to ek aam shayar hun ghalib math samajh lena''

Ek msg roz, keep

Ek msg roz, keep d frnds close, ek din me paanch, dosti pe na aye aanch. ek din me dus, mile dosti ka rus, ek din me bees, aap pehle ek to bhejo plz...

Heigth of fashion

Heigth of fashion

a 6 month old baby asks his mother for.....

low waist diper

When Words Fail Eyes Work . . . .

When Words Fail
Eyes Work . . . .

When Eyes Fail
Heart Works . . . .

When Heart Fails

Aby Scroll Kia Kr Raha Hai

Samajh K Tapak gaya Maamu ;->

AftEr thE rEs0uNdInG

AftEr
thE
rEs0uNdInG
sUcCeSs
oF
thE
INdIaN
bLoCk
buStEr
fILm"TaRaY zAmEeN pAY"
wE
pAkIsTaNiS
prEsEnT

"pAtRoL AaSmAn pAY"!

Doctor To A Kid:

Doctor To A Kid:
Have You Ever Had
Trouble With
"Appendicitis" ?

Kid: Yes ... !

Doctor: When ... ?

Kid: When I Tried To
Spell It ... ;->

Why do men like love at first sight

Why do men like love at first sight

Because he knows its all over as soon as she opens her mouth

Student k dard ko university kya jane

Student k dard ko university kya jane

College k rivajon ko parents kya jane

Hoti hai kitni takleef paper likhne me,

Wo kambakht paper check karne wala kya jane??

8 Saal Pehle Mobile

8 Saal Pehle Mobile Zyada Thay Orr Mobile Choor Kam ...

Lekin Aj Mobile Choor Zyada Hain Orr Mobile Kam

Jeo Musharaf

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mera naam bol kar soya karo,

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