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shikwa naheen kissi sey kissi sey ghilla naheen,
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shikwa naheen kissi sey kissi sey ghilla naheen,
shikwa naheen kissi sey kissi sey ghilla naheen,
shikwa naheen kissi sey kissi sey ghilla naheen,
mental hospital walon ko tu ab tak milla naheen
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May, 17 2010
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memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hai
Memon ka beta:
abbu 2 Rps do na
Abbu:nahi dunga
Beta:abbu de do, doodh walay ki or ammi ki ek bat bataon ga
Abbu:yeh lo 5 Rps jaldi batao
Beta:doodh wala ammi ko bol raha tha k abhi tak is mahinay k paise nhi diay kal se doodh nhi milega :D
Moral :
Sirf memon hi memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hy....?
1 Admi Public Bathroom Gya
1 Admi Public Bathroom Gya
Aur 1 Hour K Baad Nikla.
Bahr Betha Huwa Jamadar Bola
20 Rupe Bhai G
Admi Bola: Bhai Mai Bathroom Mai Betha Tha
Net Cafe Mai Nahe:-P
TUM SACHE,
TUM
SACHE,
PYARE,
IMANDAR,
SAMAJDAR,
AQALMAND,
SHAREEF
Logon se door rehna
warna wo bhi "biggar" jayenge,
Boy: Me Tum Se Shadi Nhi Kr Skta
Boy: Me Tum Se Shadi Nhi Kr Skta
Is lye Ye Lo Apne Luv Letter
Aur Mjhe Mere Wapis Kerdo
Girl: [Badi c Basket Saamne Rakhte Huey]
Is Mein Se Jo Tmhare Hyn Nikaal Lo ... ;->
Sardar’s Leave application
Sardar’s Leave application
Dear Sir,
My wife is ill.
As there is no other Husband
in the family to look after her,
Kindly grant me leave for one day.
The boss came
The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing his secretary. He shouted at him, "Is this what I pay you for?"
The manager replied: "No, sir, this I do free of charge." . . . ;->
apne mulk ki hifazat karain
Apne mulk ki hifazat karain
Kyun k
Ap ko dulhan yahan se hi milni hai... =P ;->
Mout k bad yaad araha hai koi,,,
Mout k bad yaad araha hai koi,,,
cigratte meri kaber par jala rha hai koi,,,
ya Rab 2pal ki mohlat or de de,,,
akeley akeley
suttey lga rha hai koi....
To be a “Good professional”,
To be a “Good professional”,
always start to study late for “Exams”.
Because it teaches how to manage “Time”
and tackle “Emergencies”!!
Ye mulaqat ek bahana hai
Ye mulaqat ek bahana hai
Pyar ka silsila purana hai
Tum se bus kam hai itna..........
Mujhe apna
TOILET dhulwana hey ;->
Bunty: Kya Tumhe
Bunty: Kya Tumhe SUNNY DEOL Ka No Pata Hai?
Vicky: Nahi Pata Q Kya Hua?
Banty: Bus Vo Ghar K Bhar Handpump Hai Use Ukhadna Hai....:)
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