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shikwa naheen kissi sey kissi sey ghilla naheen,
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shikwa naheen kissi sey kissi sey ghilla naheen,
shikwa naheen kissi sey kissi sey ghilla naheen,
shikwa naheen kissi sey kissi sey ghilla naheen,
mental hospital walon ko tu ab tak milla naheen
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May, 17 2010
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perfect example for newtons 3rd law
Teacher:Tell me The perfect example for Newton''s 3rd law?
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Student:Every Time I open my Book,
My Eyes Close automatically..!
Main Khud Bhi
Main Khud Bhi Usay Bhulana Chahta Hoon
Pappu. . . !!!
Pr Kya Karoon...
Ammi Roz Subha 7 Badaam Khila Deti Hain... ;->
Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
sTuDeNt:MiSs
sTuDeNt:MiSs aP nE kAL MuJhE caLL KyOn Ki tHi kYa KaM tHa MuJh Se?
TeAcHeR:Mai Ne To Koi CaLL NaHi Ki
StuDnT:tO pHir mErE mObiLe pE KyOn LiKhA ThA 1 MisS caLL
laaloo k peechhe
laaloo k peechhe kutte ka bachha padh gaya
laloo bola,
"hum tho BSNL ka card dalwaa liya hoon
sasura e hutch ka network kaise pakadh raha hai"
Pathan:- ALLAH tu mujhe
Pathan:-
ALLAH tu mujhe
100 Rs
de ga to
50 Rs
teri rah main dounga
Raste main usko 50 Rs mile
Pathan Bola:-
ya ALLAH
itna bi bharosa nahi tha apney pehle hee kaat liye pasey
So many options: Poison,
So many options: Poison,
sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building,
lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow & sure!
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Anchiii...Xcuse me plz! S0rry 2 disturb u.
''Kahan se dhoond k lao gay Wafa is jahan main "FARAZ"
''Kahan se dhoond k lao gay Wafa is jahan main "FARAZ"
Jo jata tha BILLO k ghar Ab kehta hy:
PREETO mery naal wiyaah kar lay''
funny but true
FuNnY bUt TrUe
A Celebrity Is Someone Who Works Hard
All His Life To Become Known
& Then Wears Dark Glasses
To Avoid Being Recognised. "
Height Of Unreasonable Demand ??
Height Of Unreasonable Demand ??
2negroes Wearin Black Suit
Standin Infront F A White Wal
N Asking 4
a Color Phtograph
In Court Judge Said 2 Women:
In Court Judge Said 2 Women:
U R Realy Brave,
Dako Ko Buhat Mera Tum Ne.
Woman:Mjhay Kya Pta Daako
Tha Me Samjhi Mera Shohar
Ghar Der Se Aya Hy
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