Science teacher:agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho to use lambe time tak
kiss karo isse wo thik ho jayegi. Student:par sir use attack kaise dilaya jaye
Wife: GanA gA rhi thi.
Hsbnd: Jb TuM GAti ho to LgtA hE IndrA GAndi gA rhi ho
WiFE: LekiN UsAy to GAnA hi nhi ata thA
HSbnd:Te Anni deAy TeNu kErA andA vE.. ;->