shikwa naheen kissi sey kissi sey ghilla naheen,

shikwa naheen kissi sey kissi sey ghilla naheen,

mental hospital walon ko tu ab tak milla naheen

May, 17 2010 104 chars (1 sms) 2519 views Funny

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A Sardar moving around in market with Parrot on his shoulder. Passerby asks,"Kidhar se laya yeh Janwar?"Parrot replies, "Punjab se laya" ;->

Dheeru bhai from heaven

Dheeru bhai from heaven

"Beta Mukesh kaisa chal raha hai apna reliance".

Mukesh: "Hello kon bol raha hai? thik se sunai nahi deta.
call me on my HUTCH mobile!"

fight between teeth tongue

Once there was Fight between teeth & tongue;

teeth: manay zra sa dabana hai or tumhari cheekh nikal aani hai

t0ngue:manay th0ri si bakwas karni hai or tum 32 k 32 bahir ho gay:-D

larki & pathan

Larki train mai baithi book parh rhi thi,
Book ka nam ta
“THE MAN”
Peechy pathan baitha chupke se wo book parh rha ta,
book mai likha ta k brazil k mard bahut
“CHARMING” or “BALOCH” mard bahut handsome hote hain,
Kch deir k bad Larki ne peeche dekha or pathan se uska nam poocha?

Pathan:
”RONALDO BUGTI

In foreign Daughter:

In foreign Daughter:

Dad, I got married yesterday evening. I forgot to inform u.

Daddy: Its ok my child. But next time U shud invite me :-D

I live by Faith,

I live by Faith, not by my sight.So whether i See u! or not,
Iknow U R still the same :)
A sweet old friend of mine....
With no chance of improvement! =)

Maa Ne Beti Ko Nasihat Ki

Maa Ne Beti Ko Nasihat Ki
"Jab B Apne Dosto''n Ki
Mehfil Me Betho Jo Kch B
Bolo Soch Samajh k Bolo"

Larki Ne Pareshani Se Kaha
"Ammi Agr Me Soch Samajh
K Bolongi Tou Itni Der Me
Topic Hi Chnge Ho jayega" ;->

teacher: what do you want to become? li''l Johnny: doctor !!

teacher: what do you want to become?
li''l Johnny: doctor !!
teacher: why?
lj: coz its the only profession where u can tell
a woman to take off her clothes and ask her
husband to pay for it

''A baby mosquito

''A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight.
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Dad asked: “how did u feel?”
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It replied: “Dad it was wonderful. evry1 ws clappin 4 me”

Moral: Take evrything positively..

There Are 3 Kinds Of Men

There Are
3 Kinds Of Men
Who Do Not Understand
Women ...

1 - Young

2 - Old

And

3 - Middle Aged ... ;->

Teri aawaz sunne

Teri aawaz sunne ko jab taras jata hoon,
Toh ghisa pita cd player chala leta hoon.
Teri surat ko jab taras jaata hoon,
Toh cartoon network laga leta hoon.

Doctor''s Preciptiom 4 U................

Doctor''s Preciptiom 4 U................

A Cute Little Smile 4 Brak Fast.......

More Laugh 4 Lunch........

Loadz Ov Happiness 4 Dinner...............
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Doctor''s Fee........ A Sms When U R Freee.........:)

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shikwa naheen kissi sey kissi sey ghilla naheen,

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