shikwa naheen kissi sey kissi sey ghilla naheen,

shikwa naheen kissi sey kissi sey ghilla naheen,

mental hospital walon ko tu ab tak milla naheen

May, 17 2010 104 chars (1 sms) 1992 views Funny

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1 Memon se marny k Baad farishty ne Pucha:

''''koi naiki ki thi Duniya mein?
Memon: "haan aik faqeer ko 1 Rupiya dia tha, 1 Masjid mein 1 lota Rakhwaya tha, 1 Hospital ko 5 Rupay diye thay, farishtay ne kaha,
Ye lay apne 6 Rupay, Lota Pakarr aur Dozakh mein chal Shabash.

Pataane Se Na Pate,Esi Koi Ladki Nahin

Pataane Se Na Pate,Esi Koi Ladki Nahin,

Pataane Se Na Pate,Esi Koi
Ladki Nahi.
Agar Fir Bhi Na Pate,To Duniya Me Ladkio Ki Koi Kami Nah

you know that old

You Know That
Old Saying

"Strike While The Iron
Is Hot ??"

Well That''s A Pretty
Dumb Sating

Coz

"I''ll Betcha
A Cold Iron Will Hurt
Like Hell Too" ;->

Ek Aur Killing sMS

Ek Aur Killing sMS

Killing sMs

Naalayakon

Mein sMs Ka Khoon Kar Raha Hun Aur Tum Log

Sirf Scrol Kiye Jaa Rahe Ho !!!

Dusht , Paapi Rakshasi Daitya !!!

1 Pakistani Dosray Se

1 Pakistani Dosray Se: "Yaar Kehtay Hain Is Baar Jang Computer Se Lari Jay Gi?"

2nd: "Han Misile Computer Se Contorl Hotay Hain Na"

1st: "Phir To Ham Jang Haar Jainge"

2nd: :Wo Kaise"

1st: "Yaar Ager Misile Chalanay Se Pehlay Bijli Chali Gai Tu?..

agar ap chand hotey(khuda na karey)to kya hota,

agar ap chand hotey(khuda na karey)to kya hota,

Chandni raat na hotee aur sirf andhera hee andhera hota

smile

Always smile ,you know why?
B’coz…..Hanso! Jiyo! …
Muskurao!…Kya Pata…
Kal Daant ho na ho!…
Keep smiling..

1 Raja Tha Wo

1 Raja Tha Wo
Itna Khoobsurat Tha
Itna

Itna

Itna

Itna
Itna

Itna
Itna
Itna
Itna
Itna
Itna
Itna
Itna
Itna

K
Us Ko Nazar Lag Gayi Aur
Wo Mar Gaya...;->

The New England

The New England
journal Of Medicine
Reports That ... !!

" 9 Out Of 10 Doctors
Agree That 1 Out Of 10
Doctors Is An Idiot..."
;->

3 dost oxford unvrsty k cafeteria

3 dost oxford unvrsty k cafeteria
mn bethy apni felngs share kr rhy thy.

1st dost:mra dil krta he k men bht ziada mehnt kr k ek kamyab insan banon.

2nd dost: mn chahta hun k social workr bn k logon ki bhlai k kam krn.

3rd dost:yar meri ek hi khwahsh he k uni mn hungama ho or 10 din bycott hon or phr har papr mai 8,8 din ka gap ho.
2nu doston ny usy thappr mar k kaha

"wah! prhna oxford ma aur khwab KARACHI UNIVERSITY k" =P ;->

One GOOD way to

One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :

Before Marriage . . . Drink whenever you are SAD

After Marriage . . . Drink whenever you are HAPPY. . . ;->

Diff B/w Ignorance &

Diff B/w Ignorance &
Patience

Whn U See d Mirror &
U Dnt Laugh @ Ur Self
Tht Is Ignorance
&
Whn I Luk @ U & I Also
Dnt Laugh , Tht Is Calld
Patience ;->

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shikwa naheen kissi sey kissi sey ghilla naheen,

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