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mein Animal planet dekhta hoon,,,,

May, 17 2010 99 chars (1 sms) 3211 views Funny

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Ap Police mai bharthi hoker kia karen ge.?
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''“Nanhy Chor ki kahani”
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The End''

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What''s the biggest

What''s the biggest pressure on Pak players when they need
1 run to win with 5 overs remaining and 10 wickets in hand....???

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Teacher : What do you call a person
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Something goes wrong which
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Ya

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Wooden Seats

Wooden Doors

Wooden Engine ... ?

Simple ....

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