padhai sirf do wajah se hoti hai

padhai sirf do wajah se hoti hai

Padhai sirf do wajah se hoti hai?
ek
shauk se
aur
ek khauf se
Shauk hume he nahi
aur
Khauf to hame
kisi ka bhi nahi he

To Jiyo bindas...
:D
  

May, 05 2010     156 chars (1 sms)     2554 views       Funny

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