Chubby Cheeks,
Dimple Chin,
Browny Lips,
tiny eyes&
Rosy Tongue
Actually I ws pointing out d similarities b/w U & vodafone dog.
it''s gr8!
Are u twins?
I Filled In A Form At A
Dating Agency Recently
Describing My Ideal
Woman, "She Should Be
Pretty Cute, Into Water
Sports And Group
Activities Plus Look
Good In Black"
The Agency Replied
Me Back And Told Me
"I Should Marry
Penguin ..." ;->
Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?
How do I know if it is pure honey ?
Seller : give the dog some honey ..
if the dog doesn’t lick it, it is pure honey
Buyer :what if the dog licks it ?
Seller: so it is not a real dog.
Manzil ki taraf barhtay raho,
Jo dil kahe woh kare woh raah chuno.
Peeche walon ko aagay mat aanay do.
Or jo aagay hain unse aagy niklo.
.
Tub he ek achay Truck Driver ban pao gay.
Bejaan phool ko khushbu dena koi aapse seekhe
Roothe howe ko hasana koi aapse seekhe
Dost banana to har koi janta hai
Dost ko choona lagana koi aapse seekhe... ;->
